Warning: I made Kotake and Koume (The witches from Legend of Zelda) OOC (I think) This story may make you laugh, so if you laugh, that's normal. There will be longer chapters in the future. :) Enjoy!

EDIT: Sorry! Spelled their names wrong! Forgive me please!

Two witches are inside and watching a shop. Inside, there were a stack of smash trophies, pots, potions, food, and then there are more hidden items, but they were buried inside a treasure chest. Only those who are willing to pay the money to get the mysterious item will be served. Turns out these witches names were Kotake and Koume.

Link and his two friends, Marth and a now taller Roy enter the door.

"I'm so glad you came back," Marth cheered, "Now the group has came back once again!"

"YAAAAH!" Link grunted with happiness.

"I'm glad to be back," Roy smirked.

"Can we look at the cool items?" Link said, who began to go impatient.

"Fine." Marth sighed.

"HIIII YAAAAAH!" Link swings his sword and breaks several pots that were on the shelves. Each of them had a few rupees inside. He simply just takes them all.

"Isn't that..." Roy was completely confused to why Link just broke all the pots inside a store. The two witches were just sitting there and didn't seem to care at all.

"It's okay to break the pots, but taking them out of the store without paying will result in a battle between those two. Link learned that the hard way."

"That doesn't make any sense."

"Just play along," Marth calmly demanded.

"Uhhh...okay then."

Link takes a good look at the one shelf. It contains a kirby trophy wearing Link's hat.

"I'm speechless..." Link spoke.

"You're always speechless when someone else wears that hat." Marth commented.

"Would you like to buy anything? If not then GET OUT!" Kotake yelled.

The three pretty boys go dead silent. It became so quiet that footsteps almost sounded loud as the three just seperate and look at trophies. This is until Ike and Shulk, who were both shirtless, entered the store.

"It's too quiet..." Ike glares at everyone in the store. "I don't like it."

"Lets start the party!" Shulk yelled.

"And are YOU going to buy anything gentleman?" Kotake said in an agressive tone.

"Yes and I want whatever's in that treasure chest."

"That would be 100 rupees then!"

"Got'cha." Ike walks over to the cashier spot, pulls out a giant orange rupee, and hands it to Kotake.

"Thank you unfamiliar freak!"

"...You're welcome."

Marth, Roy, and Link became curious to what Ike just bought, so they all walked over to him.

"Space please!" Ike pushed Roy away from him. Link snickered, although Roy seemed quite angry at Ike. It's not surprising though, since that was a dick move after all.

" 'ello everyone!" Shulk shouted, trying to everyone to attack each other.

It was dead silent for a good amount of time until Ike breaks the silence.

"What's so special about this box? Ike said as he began to open the chest. It it was very bright. It was now to the point where both of the witches were interested of what Ike was about to open, but then the room became so white that everyone's eyes were closed.

It's been too long since I posted a NEW story! Haha! I don't own Super Smash Brothers! Back to drawing awesome artsy stuff! XD