Chapter 3

DISCLAIMER: Fernando the hot Latin Lover Boy is copyright Amia..Oh, and everyone else is copyright Sega.Except Sonic's mom..who isn't even in this chapter..so never mind..

"Sonic Wind!" Sonic shouted as a slight breeze rushed through the room. "."

"Disappea!" Shadow exclaimed, as a tiniy spear about the height of the Maria Plushie fell from the sky and poked Sonic on the head.

"Ow!"

"I win!" Shadow shouted, jumping up and down.

"No fair!" Sonic cried, "You cheated!"

"I dun cheat! Maria says cheating is bad!"

"Then you're bad!"

"Nuh-uh! Daddy sez I'm a good boy!"

"Well you aren't!"

Shadow started to cry. Sonic jumped up and down. "I win!" Tails sweatdropped.

FLASH! Everyone saw the flash of a camera. strange, jazzy music started to play as a little pink hedgehog walked into the room. she had a camera in one hand, a locket around her neck, and a giant hammer in the other hand. suddenly a picture came out of the camera. the girl hedgie walked over to a crafts table and snipped the picture into the shap of her locket, placing it inside. she walked up to Sonic and showed him the locket, his picture inside.

"Hi!" she said, "I'm Amy Rose, and you're my new boyfriend."

"Wha?" Sonic asked, stepping back.

"You're my new boyfriend," she repeated, "We'll get married and get a baby and live happily ever after!"

"Er.I don't think so," Sonic replied, "Besides, girls are too icky. they gots cooties and stuff."

"We do not!" Amy cried, "We're clean and pretty and nice!"

'Actually she does seem pretty nice.' Tails wrote, now having a few sheets of paper and a crayon.

"Hm?" Shadow asked, now holding Maria Plushie. "Maria says that Tails says 'Actually she does seem pretty nice.'"

"No way!" Sonic shouted, "She's gross!" He ran away.

"Wait!" Amy said, "I wanna play house!" She started to chase him.

Shadow looked at Tails. ".Wanna pway connct fowe?" Tails nodded.

Sonic ran into a room labeled: Do Not Enter. Like Sonic can read. -_-;; Amy started to beat on the other end. "Let me in!"

"Can't you read the sign?! It says: Only Sonic Can Come In Here!"

"Sonic? Is that your name? Sonic Sonic Sonic Sonic Sonic Sonic Sonic Sonic." she repeated his name over and over.

She's nuts! Sonic thought. Suddenly a mysterious figure pushed Sonic out of the room.

Amy jumped up and down with glee. "Yay! Now we can play house!"

"Dam." Sonic said.

"Yoo awayz win!" Shadow shouted, losing for the 9th time to Tails.

"C'mon!" Amy shouted, "Let's play house!" The 3 little hedgies and the tiny fox headed over to the toy kitchen. "Okay, I'm the mommy, Sonic's the daddy, and the little fox, Tails, I think that's what someone called him, is the baby," Tails looked irritated.

"Wut about me?" Shadow asked.

"Who are you?" Amy asked in return.

"I'm Sadow."

"Well Shadow-"

"How didju know his name?!" Sonic asked.

"He just told me." She smiled, "Now Shadow, you can be the hot Latin Lover Boy named Fernando who tries to sweep me off my feet while my husband's in a coma and I have amnesia, but little do I know that you're my husband's evil twin who just wants to marry me for my vast fortune."

The boys looked dumbfounded. "What?" The hedgie boys asked.

Amy sighed. ".Fine, you can be the big brother."

"Yay!" Shadow shouted.

Outside.

"I can't read." Rouge started, "but I'm guessing this is where I'll find my gem."

"You mean my rock!" Knuckles shouted, gliding towards her.

"GEM!"

"ROCK!"

"GEM!"

"ROCK!"

"Can't it wait until after we get it back?" Rouge asked.

"Oh okay," Knuckles said. They both rushed to the door; getting stuck between it.

"Darn it." They said in unison.



Again, thank you Fairy for all your suggestions. I'm opened to more as well. I'm glad you people like my story. ^-^ R&R!