I do not own Naruto and I never will. It belongs to Masashi Kishimoto and whoever else has any claims to it.

Naruto stared on as Uchiha Madara a.k.a Crazy Uchiha Headcase #1 rambled on about his diabolical plan to take over the world through the Infinite Tsukuyomi. The recently unmasked Uchiha Obito a.k.a Crazy Uchiha Headcase #2 standing next to him on top of the Gedo Maza.

Naruto thought he was quite the lucky person what with all his Uzumaki Luck, but he didn't think that he could survive two Insane Uchiha and the Juubi!

He was slow. Not so stupid that it was borderline suicidal!

He was lucky he'd spent so much time terrorizing the Uchiha Police force and the ANBU back when he was younger. It helped that Uchiha Shisui had taken a slight liking to him and sometimes rambled about his most terrifying opponent, his favorite things, and the strange quirks that ran in his family.

He was sad Shisui died, he'd been a great guy. His conversation about his most terrifying opponent was also a great help to him right now.

The idea forming in his head that was so insane it was brilliant. With his new plan for saving the Allied Shinobi Force in mind he charged forward and made his signature Shadow Clones.

Then as Madara was about to issue the order for the Gedo Maza to attack he yelled out his most devastating jutsu.

"Sexy Jutsu!"

Busty, blonde, boisterous beauties appeared in puffs of smoke where his shadow clones and he himself had been only moments before.

"Kyaa! Madara-sama! Obito-sama!" Fangirl cries rang out.

"Oh shit! It's a horde!" Madara cried out in alarm.

"Let us love you! Kyaa!"

"What do we do!" Obito screeched at his ancestor.

"We have to run!" Madara said frantically.

"Run!? Run where?! We're in the middle of a fucking battle field!" Obito screamed hysterically.

"I've got you Madara-sama!" A blonde haired clone with pigtails and wisps of smoke covering her said from below while holding onto Madara's foot.

"They're here." Obito whimpered.

Turning his head away from the blonde monstrosity Madara gave his descendant a look of horror and resignation as he said, "Go Obito! Save yourself! Keep the plan going!"

As Obito was nodding his head and preparing to Kamui he was tackled to the ground from the back with a "Kyaa! I caught him!" resounding in his ears.

Back on the battlefield the Allied Shinobi Force looked on in fascination and horror as Madara and Obito were mobbed by a gang of rabid fangirls. The fact that these were Naruto's shadow clones was conveniently ignored.

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