Character: Freelance360

SETTING: Kitchen

TOPIC: What The Hell Is Going On?!

ME: Okay! So… Lets see whats in here to eat

*Searching through fridge*

ME: Man I feed to go to the store and get some more food!

?: You now what you really need?

ME:*Quickly looks around the kitchen* Ummmm…..Who the hell was that just now?

?: Aww come on man you really gonna act like you don't know who this is?

ME: Um yeah cuz I don't know you

*Black Smoke*

NEW CHARACTER HAS JOINED!

NAME: Sam Gavlee(Check out Grojband Between You And Me)

ME: Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa…..

Sam: *Slaps Freelance360" Snap out of it dude!

ME: S-Sorry bout that *Rubs cheek* I just can't believe that you're here.

Sam: Well you got more things to be worrying about *Takes Out Machete*

ME: *Falls on Butt* Whoa! Dude!

Sam: What's taking so long man?! *Swings Machete*

ME: *Ducks out of the way* Hastur what the #$% man?!

Sam: Why you slacking on the updates?! *Points Machete*

ME: I've been busy!

Sam: WITH WHAT?! YOU'VE HAD SO MANY IDEAS INVOLVED WITH ME AND THE GANG YET YOUR NOT PUTTING NOTHING OUT! I SWEAR IF I HEAR ISABELLE ASKS ME ABOUT THE NEW OCS THAT ARE SUPPOSE TO BE COMING OUT, I WILL LOSE IT!

ME: Look man! I've been doing a lot and adding that I have a bad case of procrastination mixed in with q dash of writers block, so I put some of my focus on the fanfics/stories to the side.

Sam: Oh really? So who do I have to kill to hurry this up?

ME: NOBODY!

Sam: Alright.*Puts away machete* I better see another update soon then. If not then you're dead. You hear me?! DEAD!

*Storms off*

ME: Oh….. my god…..

*Faints*