For: loveinpanem An outtake from the Dirty yet Virginal universe set three years after. PS, titania522 you are exceptional girl, thank you for betaing!

Happy Valentine's Day! ( mellarkberries I totally understand crazy roommates…based off ah real occurrences)

Hi All...This was posted on Tumblr a while back it is the conclusion to Dirty Yet Virginal. Its the last hoorah before the end of college. I have really enjoyed this College Everlark Universe. But Alas all good things must come to an end or is it a beginning...?...not sure. I just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone for reviewing, following and really showing the love. I hope this romantic...yet funny story brings a smile to your face. BTW...this really did happen to yours truly...names have been changed.

Katniss was going to gut her newest suite-mate.

In her last semester of college she was sure she was going to go to jail. Once more the sound of the violin playing at three in the morning vibrated through the walls of her room. This was the last straw. "GRRR..." Katniss grunted.

"Katniss, you have to calm down, or else you're not going to be able to pass your final tomorrow." Peeta sat down on the bed with her.

Her suite-mate Slyvania was the most awful human being to walk the earth. "Peeta she thinks she's like freaking Sherlock Holmes, except she isn't solving anything, because she doesn't have any finals. In fact, I found out her internship was over a week ago."

"Come on, Katniss," Peeta gently hugged Katniss, slowly rubbing her back.

This summer, she was a Resident Assistant in the PhD department housing. Jo was her boss and had showed a little nepotism by giving Katniss the opportunity to live for free on campus while she finished up the classes she needed to graduate.

It was supposed to be fun, especially having Peeta shacked up with her. She glanced at her beloved boyfriend of past three years and a half.

All of her suite-mates were great. They all clicked and were happy until the last one arrived. She was given the other single in the apartment. No one understood why until they found her playing her violin in her birthday suit in the middle of the night. Sylvania was the one girl everyone hated. She was supposedly highly educated and acted as if she was above everyone else. She was a snob, a degree elitist, but this didn't bother Katniss.

Katniss reasoned the girl was only at the school for the summer doing an internship in the biology department. She was there for four weeks and normally Katniss could scowl her way through that. However, the pasty blond girl had crossed the line when Katniss realized she had a thing for Peeta.

No sooner had Sylvania spotted Peeta than the chick actually slid up to him like a snake and swung her limp blond hair in his direction. Katniss was livid but she did not tear into the girl because Jo literally stomped on her foot. A week later Peeta had to haul her to their room, because she was prancing around the suite naked. Katniss might have called Sylvania's face Sherlock ugliest Cosplay.

Ever since then there was an all out war between Katniss and the biology bimbo, as Madge called her. The girl was one long list of complaints about everyone and everything. There wasn't enough room in the refrigerator for her, yet she never put an ounce of food in it. Not surprisingly that little scrawny chick ate every one's food. The worst part was no one could catch her doing it.

"Katniss, you're going to have to calm down."

"Peeta, do you realize I have been hearing this crap for four weeks?" Katniss could not help wanting to explode.

Peeta grinned, then leaned in and kissed Katniss, he took the book she had in her hand and tossed it to the side as he pushed her down onto the bed. Katniss wound her arms around Peeta, her body going from hot and annoyed to hot and bothered in seconds. Peeta had delicious hands and mouth. It was clear that Peeta had ulterior motives.

"Let's forget about the naked Sherlock and the books, and let me relieve you of your stress, besides the violin will cover up the bed rocking and your screaming."

Katniss eyes widened as she bit her lip then she chuckled, Peeta was right, "I allow it."

Peeta relieved of her stress and took care of her.

Morning After

Katniss had forgotten abut Sylvania and in the morning she kissed Peeta before leaving. The test went soothingly and Katniss was confident she'd passed. With the testing finally finished, Katniss was free to follow through with the plan she'd made. Katniss was going to celebrate their first year anniversary by recreating what they called their Second Valentine's Date. She texted Peeta to let him know she was going to make him dinner.

Katniss made the trip to the supermarket and purchased the ingredients for her private dinner with Peeta. She was confident that all of her suite-mates would be out tonight. Katniss spent many hours getting all of the details just right to copy what Peeta had done so long ago. That dinner was so important because he had cooked for her and she had finally taken the step and slept with him after a year of dating. It was such a monumental move, and tonight she was planning another milestone.

Katniss wanted them to live together now that they were out of school.

Katniss had plans and she didn't want them to be ruined. So she followed the recipe to the T. When everything was done and Katniss's hands were shaking from the excitement. The small table was set up with candy hearts, cut out hearts with red doilies around the edges, just the way Peeta had set up the table.

She went into her room and grabbed her shower stuff and headed to the shared bathroom. Katniss showered, washed her hair and put on the red little number she wore that night. She applied the make up. As she was adding the final touches, she heard him the moment he entered the apartment.

"Katniss!"

Peeta's call sounded funny to her ears. Katniss frowned and walked out of the bathroom, ready to reveal herself to Peeta. But when she arrived Katniss saw red. There sat Sylvania naked at the table. The dinner she'd prepared had been eaten.

"So Peeta, why go with that scowling idiot when you can have this." Sylvania stood up with her violin in hand, she took her bow and slid it up and down her body.

Peeta's eyes were darting all over the place.

"Sylvania!" Katniss marched up to her. "How dare you?"

Sylvania acted as if nothing happened. She began to play her violin.

Katniss tried to remain cool. She looked to Peeta for help. But he was trying avoid the situation. As calmly as she could Katniss used her RA voice, "I am going to ask that you put some clothing on, my guest is uncomfortable and this can be misconstrued as sexual harassment.

"What!?," Sylvania exclaimed right before her face contorted into hard stare and she started running after Katniss around the room.

"Run," Katniss yelled to Peeta but he was in shock. Sylvania chased her around the table but she was quick and nimble. Katniss ran toward the living area jumped over the couch grabbed Peeta's hand, together they escaped into her room. Sylvania banged on her door. Katniss went to search for her bow and arrows. Today was the day that pest got maimed. Peeta grabbed Katniss phone and called Jo. "Jo, Sylvania is gone cuckoo."

"Wait in your room and what ever you do, don't' let Katniss grab her hunting gear." Jo ordered through the Phone.

Katniss had her bow and arrow and was aiming it at the door.

"Katniss, just think about this…" he said in a panic-stricken voice.

"Just a nick, Peeta, just let me nick her freaking ears. Or her fingers or foot something!" Katniss murmured as he stood in front of her. He tried to get through her defense mechanism.

"No, Katniss! You can't do that! Sylvania might be crazy but she needs to be treated with compassion."

"But Peeta she was NAKED!" Katniss growled, "Not to mention she was trying to get you to sleep with her…in front of my eyes!"

"Yeah I know but I didn't even look at her. The entire time I was thinking, when is Katniss going to save me?." Peeta slowly took the bow and arrow from her hands. "You're so close to graduating, you don't need this to ruin your future. She isn't worth it, besides security is coming."

Katniss wanted very much to tear the girl apart but what Peeta was saying was true. "Alright Mellark we'll try diplomacy, but if she gets out of hand I, get to shoot her."

Peeta chuckled. He pecked sweetly on the nose. "Okay."

"Campus Police" A man shouted.

There was a struggle going out there. Peeta and Katniss looked at each other wondering what was going on. Suddenly there was silence.

"Is everyone in there okay?"

Katniss opened the door to catch two campus Police officers drag Syvania's skinny naked ass out of the suite. She was yelling and screaming.

"Ma'am is everything okay?"

Katniss smiled at the security guard who stood with a clip board in hand with paperwork. "Yeah, can I fill this in tomorrow?"

"Sure, thing, you know this isn't her first incident today."

"What?" Peeta questioned.

The guard looked around before whispering "Let's just say she got into an altercation with the head of Biology's wife."

Peeta whistled. "You mean, she was the one having the affair with Crane?"

The security guard gave them a look to indicate yes.

Katniss should have been shocked but instead she was relieved, Peeta came to her rescue, if she had shot that girl her future would have gone down the drain. He was the calm to her fire, his steadfastness was something she valued. She wanted to be held by him and couldn't wait until the security guard left.

"Wow," Peeta exclaimed. Then looked concerned, "Are you okay?"

"Are you okay?" The security officer asked pointing to Katniss face.

Her face must have showed her state, she was stressed about what she was going to do. Katniss blurted out, "Everything is going to be great, now if I can get the courage to ask my boyfriend to move in with me."

The security grinned, pointed behind Katniss and said. "Looks like you did."

Katniss did not notice when the security guy left. She was left standing in the room with Peeta feeling anxious.

"You recreated our Second Valentine's Day, so that you could ask me to move in with you?" He sounded shocked.

"Yeah," Katniss nodded. She suddenly felt shy. "Do you want to?"

Her nervousness was for nothing because his face bloomed into a joyous smile. Peeta crossed the room and kissed Katniss hard on the lips.

When she resurfaced she uttered, "I love you Peeta Mellark, Happy Second Valentine's Day."

The End...?...