Stan
I lean over to Kyle. "What are you doing later?" He said "Nothing. Why?" I said "I got that new board game, the Mr Hankey one!" I think he'll say yes. How could anyone not say yes, especially Kyle, to a Mr. Hankey board game. But instead, he says loudly "I lost the game!" I said "What game?" He said "You know. The game." I said "What game?" He said "The game." I said "What…" He said "It's just called The Game." I said "How do you play?" He said "Don't think about the game." I laughed. "Oh my god, how do you really play?" He said "I just told you. The goal is not to think about the game. Every time you think about the game, you have to say 'I lost the game.' Loud enough for people to hear." I said "So… every time you think about the game, you lose it?" He said "Pretty much." I said "So what's the point? How do you win?" He said "You don't think about the game. There's not really 'winning.'" I said "So…" He said "It's just fun." I said "Oh." I then proclaimed "I lost the game!" I grinned as Cartman and Kenny looked at us like I was an idiot. Life is good.