I ran out of room in the description, so know that AMM is "A Minecraft Mod". If you haven't read the series, and you want to suffer through the horrid writing, then go read "A Minecraft History".

Now that that's done; here, have a story.

"-And Uncle always tried to marry me off," Max told her father, chuckling. She, Charlie, and Wither were in her tree-house, just sitting around. It had been a few weeks since the End adventure, and no one had been able to find Steve. Max worried over the Minecrafter, and hoped that it had actually been Steve she turned immortal, and not something that was possessing him. She was still ticked at All, who kept trying to apologize. She felt that she wouldn't be able to stay mad at It for much longer, though, much to her dismay. She was getting soft.

Charlie snorted, almost dropping his tea in his amusement. "That's Barcubus alright. He's so old fashioned. How'd you manage to evade him?"

"I threw mud at everyone's faces," Max recalled, grinning. To the left of her, Wither laughed, having no doubt that His easily angered friend would do such a thing.

Charlie raised an eyebrow at her but laughed anyway. When it died down he asked, shaking his head in amusement, "How'd the villagers ever survive you?"

Max shrugged. "By running away?" she suggested, causing them all to begin laughing again.

"How's your mother doing, by the way?" Charlie asked. "I haven't seen her yet."

Max hesitated, startled by the question. She took a sip of her tea to stall for time, trying to think of a way to say it without making Charlie feel absolutely horrible. Unfortunately, making people feel horrible was something Max was really good at, and so her answer was quite blunt. "Ender snapped her neck and drank her blood."

Charlie froze. "W-what?"

"Exactly what I said," Max said causally, hoping that somehow by being calm would she could keep her father from freaking out. "Ender murdered her and used her blood to regain Her power. Mom's dead. Gone forever. Bye bye. Poof. Deceased."

Abruptly, Charlie stood and slapped Max across the face. Her hand shot up to where he hit her, more startled than hurt, and looked at him with wide eyes. "Don't you ever talk about her with such disrespect again, understand?" he hissed at her. She nodded mutely, still surprised. Wither stood to attack Charlie, expression angry, but Max held out a hand to stop Him and He grumpily sat back down. Charlie turned away from Max, and walked away, putting a hand to his face to hide the tears that were inevitably trailing down his cheeks at this news. Okay, so maybe acting casual wasn't the best idea Max has ever had.

Definitely not the best. I mean, seriously, how'd you expect the guy to react?

"Shut up, All," Max replied quietly so Charlie wouldn't hear. Though she had explained the thing about being an Akroatis and how that made her able to hear the universe (it took a while for him to believe her on that), he was still quite uncomfortable when she seemingly talked to herself.

No.

Max sighed in annoyance, her face stinging from the hit. "Then go away."

Nope! It sounded too cheerful. Not when you're being an idiot and so amusing.

Max's eye twitched involuntarily, irritation clear. "Leave me alone, All."

But I don't want to.

"Too bad."

You can't make me leave.

"Wanna bet?"

Oooh. What are you gonna do, little girl? Wave your sword around and whine about your problems?

"All, your evil self is annoying me."

Ha! Telling on Me to Myself? Pfft. Lame.
There was the sound of a sigh from one of the other versions. Just leave her alone before you make her mad at Me again.
Nope! Personally, I enjoy it when she's mad. Everything becomes so exciting.
For You, maybe, for Me, not so much. Now shoo. Go away.
No! You can't make me!

Max grumbled under her breath at All bickering with Itself, frustrated that she had just made it worse. She decided to simply ignore It for the time being, standing from her chair to go apologize to her father, despite the blow to her pride that would cause.

What? Apologize? No way! Don't do that!

"And why not?" Max questioned, walking towards her dad.

Because only the weak apologize! And you, Max, are not weak... most of the time.

"Gee, thanks," Max said sarcastically.

You're welcome. Now turn around, sit, and leave him alone.

Max narrowed her eyes. "Don't tell me what to do." Then, before All could say anything else, she marched up to Charlie, spun him around, and briskly said, "I'm sorry." Okay, she wasn't good at apologizing, either.

Charlie blinked at her, surprised. He then scowled at the tone she used. "What?"

Noooooooooooooooooo, All whined, upset she actually apologized.
Oh, shut up.
Noooooooooooooooooo.

Max winced at how loud the evil All was being. "I said I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been so insensitive."

Max! Stop it! He's not worth even a glance! Stop apologi-

"Shut up!" Max roared at the voice in her head, startling Charlie. "All, I swear, if You say another word, I'm going to rip You apart!"

All just snickered at her reaction, but decided to bug her later, and to be annoying in some other ways. Every two seconds, gravity would stop and start working. Colours randomly changed, and Max spotted Wither in the background turning pink, while Charlie's hair turned green. And water could be seen changing into other unidentifiable liquids.

Then, everything stopped.

Honestly, You're irritating even Me, now, All grumbled to Itself. Shoo. Though it was hard to tell without facial features to go by, it sounded like the evil All just blew a raspberry at Itself. At least, Max hoped it was a raspberry.

"D-does that happen often?" Charlie asked, eyes wide, current sorrow forgotten for the moment.

"Not really," Max said. "But don't worry. All's just decided to annoy me, as always."

"Th-that was..."

"All," Max confirmed. "The one and only."

Well, technically I'm One. But My versions certainly don't make it seem so.

"All. Shush."

Yeesh. Fine.

"Does It... talk to you, often?" Charlie asked, a bit bewildered by the thought, though Max had already told him of the situation. It seemed that he was still having trouble accepting that.

Max nodded. "And It doesn't know when to shut up. Actually..." She perked up slightly when she remembered something All had said a while back. Yes! A subject changer to distract him! "A while ago, All said that you knew what was going on because It brought you through time to now and somehow you managed to steal some of Its knowledge."

I did not say that.

"Shut up, All. That was a basic summary."

Charlie was just staring at her. "Oh, dear Notch, my daughter is insane."

I have finally returned to the land of Minecraft fanfiction! Did'ya miss me? ...No? Alrighty, then.

Shorter chapter than the ones I've done for AMM, but I got impatient, and you got a short chapter and the beginning to a new story! So, yay!

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Don't hate me?