WARNING! LOTS OF BAD GRAMMAR AND MISSPELLED WORDS!

Hey amazing internet people! Here is the fourth chapter, featuring our favorite 'Good Boy', Tobi!

Or is it Obito?

Madara?

Tobito?

Oh I don't know. No one really does, not even Tobi, he is one poor Name-Confused guy.

But anyways, i'd like to remind you all that 1.) I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. IF I DID SAKURA WOULD HAVE HER HAIR IN A BOY CUT AND WOULD BE MADLY IN LOVE WITH HINATA. AND HINATA AND SAKURA WOULD BE NARUTOS INSANE LITTLE OP BITCHES. AND NARUTO WOULD BE AN INSANE PSYCHOPATH. AND DEIDARA WOULD BE EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE!

*INSANE GIGGLING*

2.) IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS OR OC'S PLEASE PM ME!

3.) PAIRINGS? OR NO? I NEED THIS INFORMATION!

THANK YOU

-MISS M

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To Be, or not Tobi.

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Tobi raced around the base, fleeing in terror from an awful and scary beast.

Itachi.

He had no idea that when he ate the last box of pocky, The other Uchiha would be so mad! But Itachi unfortunately wasn't mad, but furious.

Hence the fleeing in terror.

"Itachi-saaaan! Please stop chasing Tobi!" He called.

Itachi, acting extremely out of character, let loose a string of curse words that wouldve made even Hidan blush!

Tobi gasped, still running, "Itachi-san! What would Kisame-san think if he heard you saying that?" He asked, turning around a corner and passing something blue.

"Tobi's right, 'Tachi-chan. What would Kisame think?"

And angry.

Kisame stood in the hall ominously, stopping Itachi dead in his tracks. Everyone in base knew how much Kisame hatedcussing.

Tobi hid behind a table, listening to Itachi's quiet and slightly panicked protests as Kisame scooped him up and carried him away. Probably to wash out his mouth and have him sit in a corner.

Tobi giggled and did a little dance, proud of himself for losing Itachi (even if Kisame sort of unintentionally helped). He skipped off down the hall, he was such a good boy!

"Tobi-kun?"

The spiral clad Uchiha spun around, spotting a half black, half white man coming out of the wall.

"Zetsu-san!" He cheered, going to hug the schizophrenic plant, only to pull back as he spotted Zetsu frowning through the eye hole in his mask.

"What's the matter Zetsu-san?"

"Tobi-kun, do you know anything about what happened to our garden?" Zetsu asked.

Tobi's visible eye widened, and he shuffled nervously , "Well, um, Tobi was being a good boy?"

"Tobi...brat, what did you do? Its alright Tobi, you can tell us"

"Well, Tobi might've, accidentally, ran through Zetsu-sans tomatoes..." Tobi said, looking down at his feet.

Zetsus yellow eyes narrowed dangerously,"What did we tell you about playing by our garden?"

"Ummmm...not to?"

"And what did we say would happen if you did?! Calm down! Don't tell me what to do!"

Tobi started sweating, he knew all to well what Zetsu said would happen. And quiet frankly, he did not want that at all.

Tobi slowly began to back up, and was about to dart down the hall, when he felt a strong hand grasp his shoulder, pulling him towards Zetsu's bedroom.

"You werent thinking of running away, were you Tobi-kun?

Tobi rubbed the side of his head as he was dragged along, of course he could just phase through Zetsu and flee, but that would make Zetsu even more mad!

" Ne, Z-Zetsu-san, Tobi is a good boy, you don't need to do this!"" He said peadingly.

Zetsu shook his head, Tobi would always be Tobi. Always fooling around, and coming up with excuses.

"Tobi, you know you need this." The plant man sat down on the bed, bringing Tobi over his lap.

"TOBI KNOWS HE DOESNT! TOBI DOESN'T!" The masked shinobi wailed, "GOOD BOYS DONT GET SPANKINGS, ZETSU-SAN!"

Zetzu give him a hard stare, "And were you being a good boy, Tobi?"

"...weeellll..." Tobi fidgeted on the others lap nervously, "Tobi might have been a teensy weensy bit...bad...but it was an accident!"

"Idiot, you should have went and told us. Then you wouldn't have been in trouble, Tobi-kun." Zetsu grabbed Tobi's Akatsuki cloak and moved it out of the way, "Enough talking."

SMACK!

The plant man started to pepper Tobi's pant clad behind with stinging swats, ignoring the others cries and pleas.

SMACK!

"O-OW! ZETSU-SAAAAN!"

SMACK!

"PLEASE STOP!"

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

"WAAAAAAH! IT HUUUURRRTTSS!"

SMACK! SMACK!

"Tobi-kun, we've been over this, it's supposed to hurt!"

After around five minutes, Zetsu grabbed Tobi's pants and pulled them down, revealing white under that didn't do anything to hide Tobi's dark pink rear.

"NOOOO!"

SMACK!

Tobi was in tears at this point, his bottom felt like a gazillion bees were stinging it! He had decided a long time ago, shortly after he had met Zetsu (right after Zetsu had apparently 'had enough' of Tobi breaking things and decided to do something about it) that spankings were not fun. At all.

Why?

They HURT.

And Tobi, like most human beings, did not like being in pain. (Hidan was the exception and even HE didn't like spankings!)

SMACK! SMACK!

Tobi stopped kicking and squirming, instead choosing to simply bawl his eyes out (moments like these he wished he didn't have a mask, it was terribly hot under there!).

Zetsu, taking this as a sign to finish up, raised his knee and gave Tobi ten more swats, fast and hard.

"I-I'M SORRY ZETSU-SAN!" Tobi cried.

Zetsu scooped him up gently, hushing him.

"It's OK Tobi-kun, you did great, kid." Tobi sobbed into the plant mans coat, mumbling apologies and nonsense that Zetsu didnt bother deciphering. It was mostly apologies and some talk about spaghetti, though.

Zetsu just held him, whispering reassurances.

"Its good, now, Tobi-kun."

"Of course the spaghetti gods aren't going to be mad you wrecked some tomatoes, you idiot! Kuro! Don't be like that! No one is mad at you now, Tobi."

Tobi's rambling eventually quieted, and soft snores came from the ninja.

Zetsu laid Tobi down in his bed and reached over, taking off the spiral mask.

Thanks to a shit ton of medicine and herbs, Tobi's scars were hardly noticeable now, so all that was under the mask was pale skin and his Shiringan eye, which was closed.

Zetsu ruffled his hair and turned off the lights, leaving a nightlight (Tobi often slept with him) on.

...

OH MY GOSH I FINISHED! YEEEEAASSSSS!

IF ANYONE IS CONFUSED ABOUT TOBI, HE WAS AND IS OBITO, BUT WHEN HE GOT INTO THAT ACCIDENT IT CAUSED HEAD TRAUMA, WHICH MAKES HIM ACT LIKE A CHILD MOST OF THE TIME. HE KEEPS A MASK ON BECAUSE HE WANTS HIS IDENTITY AS AN UCHIHA SECRET, SO HE CALLS HIMSELF A CHILDHOOD NICKNAME, TOBI.

THANKS~

MISS M