This gorgeous story is all thanks to my dear friend SuperXWolf xD it was his idea *raises hands in surrender* well i kinda wrote it so it's still kinda mine. It's his hunter though. See i told ya i would post it *puffs out chest* LIKE A BOSS. If anyone else is reading this... hi and enjoy reading it as much as i laughed while writing this. take it as you will but i labeled it as i felt it. Now without further delay enjoy this beautiful piece of writing xD.

I took the wooden cup in my hands and cheered to winning. The hunter's guild was filled with hunters, all celebrating that our weeks of nonstop labor had finally paid off. I swallowed the contents of the cup, allowing the contents to burn my throat and finally settle in my stomach. The street felyne made a huge meal for us to celebrate our final hunt. Thus, finally after so much work, we finally caught a break.

Noise filled the guild. No hunter was sad or on the edge. After such a long time we finally got to sit back and relax. This meant most of them were completely wasted, stumbling around the guild with no clear direction of where to head. I took another cup and the guild maid filled it. I tilted the cup slightly in her direction before drowning the contents inside. I barely felt it now. The world around me slightly was spinning.

"I should go home," I mumbled to myself as I struggled to get up.

"Where ya goin' Lupo?" said a hunter as he wobbled forward…or was it just me seeing him like that?

"I'm…going home," I told him.

"Wha' but the party just getting' good," he said tumbling over his own feet and falling.

The guild burst into fits of laughter as he tried to stand but couldn't. Yep, it was time to head home. The guild was already well under celebration and I could barely notice if I was walking. I totally didn't feel my tongue anymore, and I didn't want to wake up with a headache.

So I headed home…with much difficulty. The world constantly spun around and I seemed to black out constantly. I wasn't even sure how I made it home, but I did it. I got out of my armor and threw my duals somewhere never to be seen again and went to sleep.

Whoever was playing the damned gong was going to meet the other end of my dual blades. I felt like I had just gone to sleep, and now this IDIOT started playing with the damned gong. Did they have no decency? But the gong continued even louder, making my head feel like it would split in two. Grunting, I got up from my bed and walked outside, the light blinded me for a second. I closed my eyes, waited for a few seconds and turned. When the gong rang again and I groaned, covered my face and walked to the guild.

"Hi," said the guild attendant with an extremely bright white smile.

Bet she didn't have to wake up at this unearthly hour, "What's the commotion about?"

"Lupo, thank goodness you're here," said the Guildmaster. At least he wasn't smiling, "Something horrible has happened."

I scratched my bald head, "What happened?"

"Pink Rathian. Dangerously close," he replied.

I scratched my eyes, "How is that possible? Didn't we take care of all the monsters in the vicinity?"

"This one appeared this morning," Bitch couldn't stay with her Rathalos, have many babies and let me sleep now did she. "We need you to hunt her down."

My head snapped back when she said that, my hangover completely deserting me, "Excuse me."

"You're the only hunter that isn't completely out of commission from yesterday's celebration. At least you are the only one that heard the gong," replied the Guild Elder. "Val Habar needs you."

I groaned. I didn't want to do this. I didn't want to do this. Don't look at me with hope. I don't want to…I don't want…I don't…I…I…I groaned, "Fine, I'll do the mission, but I need time to get ready."

The master smiled. Evil fucker. Then she stood once more and spoke as I walked out of the guild and towards my house, "We'll await your swift return."

Asshole.

I turned to the mirror in my room and adjusted my Nargacuga armor. My hangover was all but gone and I had managed to get myself a nice heavy meal before suiting up. After that, I had to remove the sandpaper feeling in my throat so I drank gallons of water as I put on my armor and got ready to head out.

After making sure everything was in place, I got my Gore Magala duals out and attached them to my arms, the purple of them contrasting with my black armor. I turned to the mirror once more and noticed everything was in place. I tighten my bag, gave everything one last pull for it to adjust. Taking myself in, I nodded and walked out.

"Hi," said the Questatrix. "Which quest will you be taking today?"

Was this woman for real, "The bill for the Rathian. The pink one."

The maiden nodded and handed me the only bill. I turned it around and signed my name. I handed it back and she smiled, "You have such pretty hand writing."

Not a compliment, "Thanks."I reply heading to the exit.

This was going to be one hell of a run.

Arriving at the Dunes was more than an Odysey. Even the felynes had been out partying with the hunters; which meant I was pretty much alone. Lucky for me, one of them woke up with the gong just as I had; which meant he alone had to take me there. The felyne medics were around the cart, poking me to see if I was in optimum condition for this hunt. I kept shaking them off. I'm a strong, independent, seventeen year old hunter that can handle himself in a battle against an Elder Dragon –with a little help- I don't need no medic cats, unless I faint, then I need 'em.

We made it to the camp site and unloaded everything. I got the felynes to do a quick inspection and I tighten everything on me to make sure nothing was left behind. The medical felynes left as did the cart felyne. The cart would be back at the end of the day which meant I had plenty of time to deal with this Rathian. I took a deep breath and headed out.

Why must the desert be so hot? My cold drink had done something, however I still was roasting inside. I kept pushing myself to stay focus on the hunt. I had to get to that pink Rathian and finish her as quickly as possible, all so I could go back home to sleep. However as time stretched and I notice I couldn't find her…I started to feel like this would take longer that what I expected.

I kept searching for a few more minutes with no success. I was starting to really feel the heat, I wanted to go home and this pink pest was nowhere in sight. If that Guild Master lied to me I swear…My thoughts were stopped by a deafening roar behind me.

I slowly turned to come face to face with the pink queen. I am so fu…Her roar cancels my train of thought and sends me flying back. I land, butt first on a dune. Scurrying back, I get my duals ready to attack her, but when I do she's already in the air launching her body against me. I'm sent flying again, landing harder into the sand, allowing it to get inside my Nargacuga's leggings. The Rathian then threw three fire balls in my direction. I wasn't fast enough to dodge; they sent me flying and landing inside a dune, face first.

I pulled my head out of the sand and spitted the sand that had managed to enter my mouth. I was really mad now. Feeling her next attack, I rolled out of the way and stood. A fire ball sent my way passed without touching me. I was going to make this pink queen my bitch. Running to her, I drew my swords and slashed her. Upon contact, however, her body pummeled down. This took me out of synch as I fell forward, yet again.

The Rathian stood and growled. I could feel the heat of her mouth in my bald head. I shut my eyes tight and held my breath. I knew this was certainly my end. I should have brought more people into this quest, only if the bastards hadn't drunk until passing out. I wouldn't have to die right now. Certainly I would come back as a ghost to hunt them for the rest of their lives.

"You hunters," yelled a female voice. Frowning, I raised my head to face the Rathian's light blue eyes staring back at me. Her hot breath hitting my face as light flames danced on the corners of her mouth. "Such strange creatures; always hiding your faces and bodies on our kind's skins, thinking that with it you are a match for us?"

"You are the menace to the world. You attack us." I growled back.

The Rathian huffed, "Us? You are the ones always destroying our land, barging in uninvited and claiming everything."

I wasn't sure what it was, maybe it was because I was scared shitless, but I continued the conversation. However my voice was lower now as I stared at her directly in the eyes, "Not all of us want that. Some of us just want to live…"

The Rathian moved back and watched me intensely, "Prove you do not want that."

I frowned at her, "What?"

The Rathian launched a ball of fire next to me making me tumble to the side. I gasped staring at the area where she had launched her fireball before turning quickly to her, "What are you crazy?"

"Remove your skin," the Rathian said.

My eyes grew wide at her implication, "What?"

"You understood me human," she said. "Remove the skin of the wyvern you have on you."

I looked down at my Nargacuga armor then I stare at the pink queen. I was about to challenge her, but the fact that her mouth still had fire and her eyes seemed ready to tear me apart stopped that and I quickly got up. Her eyes watched me as I removed my clothes and set them aside. However I didn't turn to her until I was fully exposed, except for the bag on my waist. I even raised my hands in surrender showing her I wasn't harmful.

"No weapons or armor, I'm naked," I said to her.

She studied me curiously and an odd silence stretched on us, "You are strange creatures indeed."

I look at myself unsure of what she was referring too. My dark skinned body looked fine, except maybe for the three scars that ran along my chest. Other than that I looked fine.

"What you talking about?"

"Your species covers themselves because they don't have enough protection," she said getting closer. "However you still manage to deal great damage to our species."

I scoffed, "As if, many of us have died fighting your kind."

Suddenly I froze as her tongue darted out to caress my body, "What are you doing?" I yelled, stepping back.

The Rathian moved forward licking her lips with her tongue; I swallowed…hard, "What?"

I dropped my hands to cover myself, "I thought we were making peace not…licking each other."

The Rathian looked kind of taken back, but approached me still, "Well, how am I to trust you when I cannot do this to you?"

"People talk," I told her.

"But we do not," she said getting closer.

Was it me or was it getting hotter all around me. My vision began to blur as I felt overwhelmingly hot, everywhere. I saw the Rathian eye me warily as I struggled to breathe. I licked my lips as I felt my body burning in the dessert sun. I fell on my knees as I heard her approach me. I looked up to gaze at her light blue eyes. I remembered opening my mouth and saying something, but it died in my ears as my vision went black.