Chapter 1 GOODBYE SHITBIRDS!

I was on my way home from school on the bus, phone on and headphones blasting the offsprings "you're gonna go far kid". While I was walking into the house, I checked the mailbox and there was a package visible through all the crappy advertisement mail, then I remembered I had ordered RWBY volume 1 on the Rooster Teeth store! "Holy. Freakin. Crap," I said.

I stormed into the house threw my backpack on the counter and since my room didn't have a DVD player in it, I had to use the xbox 360. I put the disc in the xbox and while it was starting up I went into the kitchen to make my special snack, nachos. While they were cooking, I poured myself a drink, diet coke.

Once they had been cooked, I ran back into the bedroom and sat in my oversized bean bag chair and played the DVD. Once Rooster Teeth's advertised commercial ended, I was greeted with the main menu.

The background showed a scene from the "red" trailer with Ruby hidden in her crimson cloak staring at her moms grave. Then I shouted "let's see what happens when no internet is needed!"

I pressed play (or in other words the green button on the controller) and something happened. The DVD didn't play , but it seemed frozen. "Ah hell naw! I did not spend almost 20 dollars on a DVD that doesn't even work!" I screamed angrily. In my frustration I decided that "when something doesn't work, then just flail and smack it until it does work, unless it's already broken." I thought to myself. So I punched the xbox a couple times and something that would only happen in a cartoon crossover on TV happened.

The screen was black, but the TV wasn't off. I moved closer to investigate and felt a slight breeze from the TV. I froze in confusion for just a moment and attempted to poke my head through the TV and I was looking at pitch darkness, I looked down and saw a white light. I pulled my head out of the TV and a thought came to me, "well whenever something alien happens you need to do 2 things."

1. Pack some clothes, food, video games, your phone (and the charger), and a weapon because it might be a portal to another world or something like that crap.

2. Be prepared to possibly die immediately after investigating it. And I leave this world I sever any and all connections to it including friends family and everything in between." I thought to myself again. Then like any other dumbass I screamed, "I AIN'T NO BITCH!" And I jumped through the tv.

I soon felt my whole body alter and distort from the inside out but all those feelings were soon erased by the fact that It had only been 5 seconds and already I was in trouble, I was soon falling from sky and above what appeared to be a forest but I soon noticed something off in the distance on a cliff.

It appeared to be a group of people, at first my thought was to scream for help, then I realized 2 things, 1. I was too far for them to hear me and 2. I was FALLING FROM THE SKY and even if I called for help I would still die. Then I tried to think of a way that I could end up not dying, and I got only 1 idea.

If I land in a tree, I might be able to survive with bruises and cuts instead Of ending up like Steven hawking. So I spread my arms and legs and aimed for the nearest tree. My plan worked I crashed into a tree with only a few bruised limbs and some scratches from the branches.

I then leapt from the tree down to the ground and I noticed my body had changed, my whole body had become like an anime character. I also realized that when I hit the tree, my back hit against something on my back, I was about to check when I heard a feminine voice screaming from a distance.

"Yang! Yaaaang!" She yelled. I soon found myself running to the source of the screaming and I thought to myself "okay I'll admit the people on that cliff did look familiar and this voice does sound like 'her' but that doesn't mean." After a few minutes of wandering in the forest, I crashed into the source of the yelling.

She had a red cloak, black boots with red laces, a black skirt, black shirt with red laces, she had black hair with red highlights in it, and she had bright silver eyes.

"I don't believe it! It's THE Ruby Rose! And that means I'm in the world of Remnant!" I thought.

I soon shook myself of her details and got up. "Oh my gosh I'm so so sorry! I-I was just in a hurry to find my sister!" She answered stuttered.

"Whoa,whoa,whoa! Alright,alright just please calm down now", I said. "Now I think it's best to have an identity wouldn't you agree?" I joked.

"Oh, why of course, my name is Ruby Rose, what's your name?" Ruby asked. "Well my shiny red gem, the names Thomas, Thomas Dixon."