So my brothers had a pun war and this kinda just happened. I have no explanation. I'm sorry for the wackiness that will ensue in this one shot.

Jay sniggered as he pieced the last bits of Zane's voice box back together. He was certain that every one else would hate this especially Zane, but hey! This would be fun for him to watch at least.

"Hey Cole? What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream! Get it?" Zane burst into a fit of laughter that Cole returned with an angry glare.

"Not cool Zane! What's gotten into you?"

"What's not cool?" Kai asked as he walked into the bridge.

"Zane here thinks he's being funny!" Cole scoffed.

"Not funny, punny!" Zane burst into another fit of laughter.

"Hey guys!" Lloyd ran into the room waving a newspaper over his head, "Did you hear the news? Famous artist, Jane Doe died today!" (A/n sorry. I couldn't decide on a name.)

Zane snorted, "I heard. The details seem very sketchy!"

Kai grabbed Zane and shook him, "What is wrong with you. Quit making jokes about people dying. It's not funny!"

"It's punny!" Zane shouted.

"Whatever!" Cole sighed, "I'm leaving before this gets any worse."

Cole stomped out of the room.

"Speaking of leaving, what did the tree say to autumn?"

"I don't know or care Zane!" Kai blurted, "Just stop would you?"

Zane smacked his knee, "leaf me alone!"

"Great! Why don't you leaf us alone then?" Kai and Lloyd darted out the door leaving Zane in a confused state.

Hours later, Zane approached Lloyd as he was doing his math homework.

"Hey Lloyd, ever wondered why we need geometry?" Zane asked as he poked his shoulder.

"Not now Zane, I really need to get this done," Lloyd huffed.

"Because without it, life would be pointless!" Zane chuckled.

A moment later, the doorbell rang.

"Sweet! Pizza's here!" Lloyd exclaimed.

Zane rushed to the door, "Hello sir, what's the difference between your pizza and my jokes about pizza?"

"Uhh, I dunno," the pizza man replied, "what?"

"My pizza jokes can't be topped!"

After dinner, Nya wandered off to do her laundry.

"Hey Nya, watcha doing?" Zane asked.

"Laundry," Nya replied.

"Well, I hope you have loads of fun!" Zane giggled.

"Jay!" Nya shouted, "if you don't fix Zane right this instance, I'm breaking up with you!" Nya threatened.

"Okay, okay! I'll fix him!" Jay grabbed his tool box.

Nya threw her laundry in, then left to join the others in the game room, "Guess what? I convinced Jay to fix Zane!"

"You did? How'd you manage that?" Cole sighed in relief.

Nya winced, "I may have threatened to break up with him."

Kai turned his head, "you'd really break up with Jay?"

"Nah, but he doesn't know that."

Hours went by then Jay and Zane came bursting into the room, "he's fixed!" Jay shouted.

"Great! How are you feeling buddy?" Cole asked.

"Well after Jay just tinkering with my wires, very punny!"

Lloyd, Kai, Cole, and Nya groaned.

"Don't worry! I was only joking!"

I hope you all had as much pun reading this as I did writing this. All of these puns are renditions of one's my brothers used in their pun war just now except for the last two. Speaking of which, did anyone catch the last two? If so, please type them in your review. I would have put more in, but the rest of the puns my brothers used were way too hard to try to wrap into a story. Adios!

#God's Not Dead!