Set briefly after the end of the Kalos League Finals. Hope you get something out of it.
"Oh man…" Pikachu lurched out from behind a dressing room curtain, dressed in an awfully frilly maids number
"Heh, looks good on you Sparks" Greninja smirked, eyepatch and tricorne hat adorned on his person. His words strained as he attempts to stand with dignity and not collapse into laughter
"Yeah, Why don't you make me some coffee master". Announced the dapper looking bowtie and top hat wearing falcon swooping in from the rafters to join the two of them
"Don't you start Talonflame and you like a moron in that top hat by the way". Pikachu pointing at it with his arm
"Why did Serena have to stick me in a maids outfit of all things" trying to loosen himself out of the fabric
"I mean yeah she clearly has no taste, you were obviously built to be a nurse" Greninja spoke up getting one last verbal barb in
"I dunno it suits you pretty well" Braxien spoke in an affectionate manner that was dripping with condescension
"AWWWH you even got the little white tiara and everything" She clapped her hand in excitement before adjusting it around one of the yellow mouses ears
" Ill just move this over here and….. perfect"
"Damnit Braxien not now besides…." A small cough interrupted his line of thought
"Ahem….So you got the maid costume as well eh". Bunnelby sighed the stuff we put up with for our tainers right.
"Serena pick your costume as well then" Pikachu asked
"Serena or Bonnie I presume. If it was Clemonts idea…." Bunnelby paused for a moment trying to piece together the right words and place them in order
ompe"... than some questions need to be asked. Ill put it like that"
"Yep. It hardly seems right. I mean Greninja gets the cool pirate costume and I'm dressed like this. Iam a Veteran of the Pokemon League not some cheap toy" Pikachu bemoaned
"Because look at me" Greninja arms out wide as if to say look at me world.
"Iam clearly a bastion of manliness I can make a throwing star out of water"
"I mean come how did we go from Kalos League finalists to looking like we are competing in a charity fun run in the space of two days!" Pikachu retorted voiced raised in the confusion of the situation
"Every adventure has got to have some filler somewhere I suppose" Greninja spoke sensing some de-ja-vu regarding the situation
"Tch. I was part Ash's Battle Frontier team. Believe me I know what filler is" Pikachu groaned arms crossed
"Come on its not so bad" Goodra lumbered towards the group dressed as a butler complete with a black bowler hat and a monocle, smile wider than the waistline of a Snorlax
"Unlike most of you guys. I don't have any fur so its nice to have something cover my back for a change" The dragon type cranes his neck left and right staring down towards his tail
"That looks way too natural on you." Pikachu pointed
"Its the monocle. It really sets the whole ensemble off" Bunnelby hopped in looking up towards Goodra to the confusion of Pikachu
"Oh sorry I didn't know that you have become the fashion editor of the Kalos Guardian." Wait a minuite. You are actually starting to enjoy this. Aren't you?"
"Of course not. I'm trying to force my way through this just as much as you are…" A moments pause "Although the dress bit of this is weirdly liberating. Bunnelby span on the spot as the costume fluttered.
"Liberating from what exactly? You don't even wear clothes to begin with none of us do with the exception of Hawlucha" "Braxien questioned whilst simultaneously adjusting the hat around Pikachu ears some more before he swiped a tail to her hands.
"Uh well you know its just a figure of speech and uh" Bunnelbys right arm scratching the back of his head in a manner so cliche the only thing missing was a giant bead of sweat
"ARGHHHH" Fortunately the derailing of thoughts were comprehensively drowned out by the recognizable roar of Luxray from behind a curtain as Clemont voice stammered
"Luxray calm down its just a wig". Clemonts voice whined attempting to coerce "
"Hah! Oh wow! this going to be fun" Talonflame exclaimed. Before everyone hushed in to silence as Luxray's front legs emerge from behind the dressing room curtain. A deep angered sigh is let out before he reveals the rest of himself to his teammates and travelling companions.
A long flowing wig with strands that fall to the floor is what immediately stands out followed by an equally vibrant inflatable pink electric guitar that is strapped round his back like a rucksack.
"Not an effing word guys" Upon looking at his teammates with utter contempt he sees Greninja, Pikachi and Braxien turning round facing away from him, obviously corpsing with laughter but wanting to do the polite thing and show a modicum of restraint. Unlike Talonflame and the usually restrained Bunnelby openly lying the floor clutching their stomachs laughing
"Aww but cheer up luxray you can really pull of the rocker look, its retro ya know" Goodra pulled a friendly arm round him
"Don't you toy with me you gelatinous dragon, count yourself lucky you have a resistance to electricity or Id have volt tackled you half way to Hoenn" As Luxray finished Hawlucha walked through no different to his usual no fair
"Hey how did you get away with this?" Pikachu questioned regaining his composure
"Have you seen what I look like". Hawlucha pointed towards the mask.
"Was born a performer. I've got nothing to hide and nothing that some trinket cant enhance anymore
"This is degrading for all of us" Luxray moaned head down staring towards the floor
"Though it does beg the question why were we all so complaint" Bunnelby spoke aloud to the group as everyone gathered round
"Hey at least it cant get any worse its not like we are going to be performing live in front of people these ridiculous outfits" Pikachu announced trying to pick the mood of the room back up just before Serena ran with a giddy smile
"Hey guys you are all looking great. Turns out there is a nearby fashion show they need a few extra stars for the catwalk. You are already so lets go for it. There are photographers from all across Kalos among that gathering crowd"
"Okay that's it next time I see Team Rocket I'm jumping in to that cage and travelling with them if Ash wants to use an electric mouse he can use Dedene from now on"
Hello. Thank you for reading. Sorry that I haven't updated in a long time. I've had this chapter on my Laptop for about two years. I've just spent an hour or so finishing it up. I don't really have a set schedule or further plans for this story. If an amusing idea pops in to my head than I might develop upon it and post it here. Could be another chapter next month or in 2097.