As told through the eyes of a wesen business owner. Adalind and Monroe are drunk and decides to get tattoos. Luckily, the responsible artist decides to call their spouses instead.
Two to Tattoo (Or Not)
The tattoo artist was obviously trying to maintain a professional air, but was having a difficult time. Though she couldn't really be blamed. Not with the two drunk people excitedly going on and on about the great loves of their lives and demanding to get the faces of said loves imprinted forever on their skin.
"Just like they were forever printed on their hearts." They each shouted.
It was obvious they were both way too intoxicated to be making any wise decisions, so Lexie suggested calling their spouses, under the guise of just wanting as accurate an image to go on as possible.
Both had excitedly agreed.
Lexie had no idea that phone call would bring a grimm into her shop. It was shocking to discover the man the hexenbiest was shouting constant praises about was a being thought to be the enemy of all wesen.
The skalengeck tattoo artist saw a handsome dark haired man walk in with a beautiful brunette. The moment the blutbad and hexenbiest spotted them, they woged in excitement. Something they had been doing since they first entered. The brunette woged in obvious reflex, revealing herself to be a fuchsbau. The dark haired man, however, did not woge. But Lexie noticed his eyes become as hauntingly black as an abyss.
Lexie gasped and took a step back. A spike of fear causing adrenaline to race through her body and her to woge unintentionally.
"It's alright." The grimm said slowly, holding his hands away from himself to show he was without a weapon.
The blonde hexenbiest jumped off of the table she had been sitting on and ran into the grimm's arms, then proceeded to press kisses on his lips and all over his face.
His arms wrapped around her tenderly and a warm smile spread across his face.
Lexie would have had to have been blind not to see how much in love the two of them were. Seeing that this was a grimm who had an open mind about wesen, she relaxed and explained what had happened.
"They came here wanting to get their spouses faces and their kid's faces tattooed on their chests. They were obviously drunk and confessed they had never gotten a tattoo before. I thought it would be best to call their spouses."
"Thank you," The fuchsbau woman, who was being held tightly in the arms of her blutbad husband, gave Lexie a grateful smile. "Monroe would have really regretted it in the morning."
"I want to get a rose with your face in the center placed over my heart. You're my Rosalee. The keeper of my heart." Monroe gushed adoringly at his wife.
Rosalee gave him a gentle kiss and stroked his arm. "You have too much chest hair for something like that."
"I could shave it. I would do that for you. I would do anything for you."
"I like your chest hair. Why don't we save the tattoo for another time?" Rosalee suggested, knowing Monroe would be glad she had stopped him.
"Well since Monroe isn't getting a tattoo, you and I should get couple's tattoos." The blonde hexenbiest said to her grimm spouse.
"We'll talk about it when you're sober." The grimm said with a tender smile that turned cheeky when he added. "I actually wouldn't mind you getting "Property of Nick Burkhardt." printed on your ass. A little reminder of who you belong to."
"As if I would ever forget." She rolled her eyes. "Besides, I have a wedding ring for that. And since you're the only one who will ever be in a position to see the tattoo, it wouldn't really work."
"True. I guess I'll just have to be happy with seeing my teeth marks in your flesh."
The hexenbiest's eyes widened and a delighted smile spread on her face. "Let's forget about the tattoos and go home. It's always a lot more fun having your marks on me."
As the grimm and the fuchsbau ushered their spouses out of the tattoo shop, Lexie heard the grimm say, "Adalind and Monroe should never go to a wine tasting by themselves, again."
The fuchsbau nodded in agreement.