Before we get into anything, I should probably start at the beginning. My name is Jack Martin, 25 years old, and I work at Pixel Co., which is an operation company and hospital that helps people. I work as an ER doctor there with my right-hand man and sidekick, Seamus Duncan. You see, I'm no ordinary human-being. One day in my house...

In the basement of a suburb house, Jack Martin was working on an experiment on his big computer. Jack was tall, had long blue-dyed hair, and a white lab coat. He was also very smart. He turned his basement into a laboratory with many different computers.

All of a sudden, he accidentally spills his drink on his keyboard, and the whole place starts to spark. In fact, the sparking gets so bad that the sparks go flying right into Jack's eyes.

Suddenly, he begins to see things clearly. His brain is experiencing a shock that made him see what the problem was. In a matter of minutes, Jack knew exactly which button to push to stop the sparking. He pushes his green button and the sparking stops.

It was the most amazing thing. The malfunctioning computers gave my brain an enhancement to analyze not only technology, but the human vitals. I knew exactly what was wrong with people, therefore making my job as an ER doctor astounding. Then I realized, with this brain, I could help people all over the world. But not as an ER doctor, as a superhero. I basically turned my old army fatigues into a cybernetic suit which made me fly and shoot lasers, and become...Cyberman. Then one day, I gained a sidekick...

Jack was walking home from work alone, when all of a sudden, a skinny kid with short blond hair came up to him.

"HI MISTER!" he shouted crazily. "I like big poles! I GOTTA PLAY WITH THE BIG POLE!"

Then the kid runs up to a street lamp and hugs it so close to him.

"HI BIG POLE! YOU'RE MY WIFE! WILL YOU BE MY WIFE!?"

All Jack can do is blankly stare. "Ooookaaay...that's a little odd." he said.

"I LIKE CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!" shouted the kid. "I LIKE VIDEO GAMES! I LIKE PIIIIIIIIIIIZZAAAAAAA!"

"Whoa, what a coincidence. I like all that stuff too."

The kid's attention is turned to Jack.

"Yo, what's up." Jack greeted. "My name is Jack Martin. What's yours?"

"Uhhhhhh...Seamus Duncan." said the kid with a smile.

"My mind has a question. Do you by any chance have a place to live?"

"Does living in a dumpster by that building with the flashing words count?"

"I don't think so."

"Then no."

"Ya know, it's funny. I just met you, and already I like you. Come on, let me show my house."

Jack took Seamus to his suburb house, and showed him around. Seamus couldn't really understand everything that was going on around him, but he was having a good time. Jack sits down on a chair in his living room.

Jack sighs. "I know what's wrong with everyone at the hospital I work at, but I don't know what's wrong with me. I mean, emotionally not physically." he said. "I mean, now that I think about, how come I feel so happy about meeting you, but feel sad at the same time."

"Maybe,...there's something you want to tell me, but you can't?" Seamus said.

Jack suddenly perks up. "Yeah, that sounds about right. How did you know?"

"I don't know, I just listen to people and then I just tell them what I think is the problem."

"Well, now that I think about it, you do seem like the kinda guy who can keep a secret."

Jack takes Seamus down to his basement and shows him his laboratory. He takes him over to his Cyberman suit.

"Seamus, I'm Cyberman the man from cyberspace." Jack said.

Seamus squeals in a fan-girl way. "I KNEW IT! I knew you were Cyberman right from the moment you brought me to your house!" he said. "But it wasn't just your smartness, it was the man behind all the smartness."

"Ya know, you might be more intelligent than I thought." Jack said amazed by Seamus's wisdom.

"Now I have a secret for you. Ever since Cyberman was born, I've been meaning to meet him, and fight alongside as his sidekick!" Seamus does some somewhat goofy karate moves and falls down. "I'm not much of a fighter, but I do like helping people."

"Hmm...I don't know, you don't seem like the sidekick type."

"Buuuuut, I can spot small little things. Like, your shirt was entirely made out of that cloth stuff. And that coffee mug is made up of glass."

Jack thinks about it for a moment. "Okay, I thought about it. You're in." he said with a smile.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Seamus shouted happily.

"Welcome to Cyberman material,...Digital Boy."

"Digital Boy?...I like that."

Jack and Seamus shake hands. Seamus leaps up at Jack and gives him a hug. At first Jack is weirded out, but he hugs back with a smile, and pats Seamus's back.

That's what led up to today's events. But have you ever been told, or have ever heard of the time where me and Seamus fell into a portal to another dimension, and made friends with a plumber named Mario, his brother Luigi, and the two princesses Peach and Daisy? Well, let me tell you the story.

It was a long time ago, in a dimension far far away. Not exactly in Spring, Fall, or Winter, but in the Summer, though I can't give you the exact location, time, and date. But I can tell you this: It was a time that changed my whole life.

This is the story...of how the plumber hero Mario met me, the cybernetic hero Cyberman.