PAPER MARIO COLORLESS SPLASH!

chapter 1 paper meets metroid

one night paper mario was on prism island when suddenly bowser showed up and kidnapped peach.

"wtf is this crap this isn't new super mario bros i wanted the thousand year door!" shout mario and instead of fighting bowser he went to find out who was giving his series shitty plots.

mario went to the first level and a colorless toad ran to him.

"help mario" said toad and then his colorlessness took over his body! paper evil dark toad fought mario. toad jumped on mario and he blocked.

"get fucking rekt" said mario and he had 49 HP left. however mario couldnt take his turn because he didnt have any cards

"wat fuk off" shouted mario and he took out his GIANT MEGASPARKLE HAMMER AND CRUSHED TOAD! mario won the battle but he didnt get any star points because this is full of sticker shit. "fuck this i want to level up why else would i fucking fight anyone!" shouted mario and he used a scissers card to cut everyone and get 99999 levels. however wen it tore the paper he got SUCKED IN!

mario woke up somewhere else

"where the fuck am i" said mario

"you are on planet zeebs" said someone

"who the fuck are you" said mario

"i am samus and i need your help in my battle against nintendo"

"who" asked mario

"they are the people who are making the despicable metroid federation force and i need to stop them because it's shit and im not in it" said samus

"they must be the ones behind paper mario color splash which is also shit so ill help you NEXT CHAPTER!"