Disclaimer: I own none of the characters within.

Author's Notes: Yes, this series will be updated a bit spasmodically, as I am neck-deep in other stories that have plots and cliffhangers and such… Keep sending in those suggestions for awkward moments! And would anyone like to see awkward moments in FOTR?

There's a Ranger on my Warg!

I'm riding into battle

Chopping heads off recklessly

I see a horse flip over

And its' rider comes at me!

Thrown by the momentum

Of his horses' flipping back

This Man is flying at me

Fully armed for an attack

I came to kill some Riders

Not for Ranger one-on-one

But he shows no signs of stopping

And I wish that I could run

There's a Ranger on my Warg!

Doesn't look like he'll let go

He has a death grip on my leg

His fingers hurt me so

The Man is really greasy

And looks very fierce and tough

I'm glad that I'm still on my mount

Or else things could get rough

There's a Ranger on my Warg!

This is not how things were planned

They didn't say this would happen

When I put on the White Hand

I've raised these Wargs since puppies

And I've watched the Pit for years

Figures the one time I go riding

I end up in trouble to my ears

There's a Ranger on my Warg!

A one-man cavalry

When the others started running

He just turned and latched on me

His tenacity is admirable

His stubbornness to be feared

I really would applaud him

If it wasn't to me he adhered

There's a Ranger on my Warg!

I can't seem to shake his grip

He is the unwanted passenger

On this wretched hunting trip

His grip is getting tighter

I can see he has a knife

I get the sinking feeling

I won't get out with my life

There's a Ranger on my Warg!

Clinging to it like a flea

And this steadfast little human

Will be the death of me

I wish that I could shake him

You can't say I didn't try

But there's a Ranger on my Warg

And I guess it's time to die

~ The End