Disclaimer: I own none of the characters within.
Author's Notes: Yes, this series will be updated a bit spasmodically, as I am neck-deep in other stories that have plots and cliffhangers and such… Keep sending in those suggestions for awkward moments! And would anyone like to see awkward moments in FOTR?
There's a Ranger on my Warg!
I'm riding into battle
Chopping heads off recklessly
I see a horse flip over
And its' rider comes at me!
Thrown by the momentum
Of his horses' flipping back
This Man is flying at me
Fully armed for an attack
I came to kill some Riders
Not for Ranger one-on-one
But he shows no signs of stopping
And I wish that I could run
There's a Ranger on my Warg!
Doesn't look like he'll let go
He has a death grip on my leg
His fingers hurt me so
The Man is really greasy
And looks very fierce and tough
I'm glad that I'm still on my mount
Or else things could get rough
There's a Ranger on my Warg!
This is not how things were planned
They didn't say this would happen
When I put on the White Hand
I've raised these Wargs since puppies
And I've watched the Pit for years
Figures the one time I go riding
I end up in trouble to my ears
There's a Ranger on my Warg!
A one-man cavalry
When the others started running
He just turned and latched on me
His tenacity is admirable
His stubbornness to be feared
I really would applaud him
If it wasn't to me he adhered
There's a Ranger on my Warg!
I can't seem to shake his grip
He is the unwanted passenger
On this wretched hunting trip
His grip is getting tighter
I can see he has a knife
I get the sinking feeling
I won't get out with my life
There's a Ranger on my Warg!
Clinging to it like a flea
And this steadfast little human
Will be the death of me
I wish that I could shake him
You can't say I didn't try
But there's a Ranger on my Warg
And I guess it's time to die
~ The End