The Fandom Ridonculous Race
Summary: Thirty-six pairs of characters from different fandoms race around the world for one million dollars.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, they belong to their respective owners. I also don't own Fresh TV, Cartoon Network, Hasbro, New Line Cinema, Universal, Paramount, WWE, CZW, and any other company whatsoever, they belong to their respective owners.
Rated T for language, violence, and minor sexual references.
Note: Any part of the story that is in bold (besides the opening and ending parts of each chapter), means it is part of the confession cam.
P.S-I would like to thank UltimateWarriorFan4Ever and Smokescreen2814 for my inspiration for this fic.
Chapter 17: ArgenSeeks Part II
Fliqpy eyes out the competition until he sees Sanders in front of him. With a scary look in his eyes, he pulls out his hunting knife as he slowly walks towards Sanders.
Everyone on the sideline were cheering on their partners, including Lumpy. But then, Lumpy sees Flippy in his flipped out state walking towards Sanders.
"Oh crap," Lumpy said.
"Sanders, get the hell out of there," Lumpy warned Sanders.
"Why are you talking to her traitor," MacArthur asked Lumpy.
"I'm warning her because of him," Lumpy said as he pointed to Fliqpy.
As MacArthur turns around, she sees Fliqpy holding a knife, ready to strike at Sanders.
"Sanders, duck down," MacArthur said to Sanders.
Sanders ducks down as MacArthur pulls out her stun gun and then she shoots at Fliqpy, sending volts into Fliqpy's body.
After five seconds of shocks, Fliqpy collapses onto the ground, letting go of his knife and smelling of burnt flesh.
"I always pack a little heat," MacArthur said.
Meanwhile, The Scientists, The Underground Luchadores, The 70's Friends, The Creepypastas, and The Nation of Intoxication reach the emu farm and grab their tips. It was Sheldon, Drago, Steven Hyde, Laughing Jack, and Devon that had to do the challenge.
"Roping un emú debe ser fácil, es como roping una vaca. (Roping an emu should be easy, it's like roping a cow.)," Drago said.
"Excepto que este pájaro puede desgarrar tus intensidades como un trozo de papel. (Except that this bird can tear your intensities like a piece of paper.)," Fenix said.
All the racers were having a rough time with the challenge. Morty and Justin ended up wrapping their boleadoras around a post, Twilight ends up wrapping herself with the boleadora, and then AVGN ends up throwing his boleadora and smacks Nostalgia Critic in the face with it.
"Damn it," Nostalgia Critic said angrily.
"That wasn't me, it was him," AVGN said and then pointed to the still shocked Fliqpy.
Meanwhile, Blake was still having trouble because his hands were still covered in oil.
"Uh, this oil is freaking betrayed me," Blake said and then he wipes his hands all over his shirt and his hands were now cleared of grease.
"Much better and first place here we come," Blake said as he ready his boleadora to aim at his emu.
Blake then throws his boleadora at their emu and it wraps around the emu easily.
"Got it," Blake said.
Meanwhile, Connie uses her fighting skills as she throws her boleadora and it wraps their emu as well.
"Oh my god, I did it," Connie said in a shocking way.
"Connie grab the emu, we got to beat Blake and Murphy," Steven Universe said to Connie.
Then, NXT's Most Hated Tag Team race to their taxi and Blake gets into the cab.
"Takes us to-," Blake said but then the oil ends up sliding him from one seat and out of the taxi.
"Ouch," Blake said as NXT's Most Hated Tag Team and The Half Gem and The Swordfigther got into their cabs and head to the mountains.
Meanwhile, Spencer was taking every precaution to ensure that he gets their emu in a first try.
Then, Spencer throws the boleadora into a tree, then it bounces off a well, then it bounces off a chicken coop, and then it ties around his emu's legs as everyone looks on in amazement.
"Tell me I didn't just see that," Roman said.
"It is good to have a big brain," Spencer said.
Then, Batman wraps his boleadora around his emu's legs as well.
"I'm not much of a dancer, but I'm great roper," Batman said and then The Night Time Heroes and The Behavioral Analysis Unit take their emus and hop into taxis, heading to the chill zone.
At the chill zone, NXT's Most Hated Tag Team and The Half Gem and The Swordfighter reach the mountains and race with their emus to the chill zone.
It was back and forth as both teams took the lead at different times and when they reach the chill zone...
It was NXT's Most Hated Tag Team that reach the chill zone first, followed by The Half Gem and The Swordfigher. But it was weird, Don wasn't at the chill zone as Blake and Murphy were confused.
"Don," Blake asked.
"Where the hell is he," Murphy asked.
"NXT's Most Hated Tag Team, you reach first," Don said to the pair as they were excited.
"But you don't deserve it, you two get a one hour penalty," Don said to the pair as "60:00" was shown on the screen.
"Why," Blake asked.
"Look at your shirt," Don said to Blake as Blake looks to see his shirt covered in oil.
"Step aside," Don said as the pair step aside.
"Which means Steven Universe and Connie are in first place," Don said to The Half Gem and The Swordfighter.
"Oh my god, we did it, first place," Steven Universe said in an excited tone.
"Best day ever," Connie said as Steven Universe grabbed Connie and they spin around.
Then suddenly, a flash of bright light appeared and afterwards Stevonnie appears again, apparently the two fused again.
"Okay, I'm going to pretend that this didn't happen," Don said as he walks away.
At the farm, Rigby successfully ties up his emu with the boleadora.
"I did it," Rigby said.
Afterwards, Freddy tied up his emu with the boleadora as well.
"That was surprisingly easy," Freddy said.
Then, Dean manages to tie up his emu with the boleadora as well.
"And to think, dealing with The Wyatt Family was much harder than this," Dean said.
Then, The Park Guys, The Horror Movie Rivals, and The Brothers In Arms grab their emus and head off to the mountains, while Sapphire was icing up her boleadora to get rid of the oil.
"Blake thinks he's smart, but he hasn't met me," Sapphire said.
At the chill zone, The B.A.U grab their emu and they race to the carpet. About fifty seconds later, they step onto the carpet.
"B.A.U, you receive second place," Don said to the pair.
"Best finish to date," J.J said.
"Makes our other finishes look awful in comparison," Spencer said.
Meanwhile, NXT's Most Hated Tag Team still had fifty-four minutes left of their penalty.
Fifteen seconds later, The Night Time Heroes step onto the carpet with their emu.
"Night Time Heroes, you get third," Don said to the pair as Batman just remained silent.
"Man, you are not an excited man are you," Don asked Batman.
"He's always serious," Nightwing said to Don.
At the farm, Morty was having an extremely hard time trying to catch his emu. Every time he threw that boleadora at the emu, it either misses it or ends up tying around a post.
"Oh this sucks," Rick said.
Meanwhile, Tiffany, Amethyst, Matt, and Jasper all had successfully tied up their emus and complete the challenge.
"I got our emu Chucky," Tiffany said to Chucky.
"Got our bird MASADA, lets go," Matt said to MASADA as he ran to MASADA with bird in hand.
"I have our dinner Peridot," Amethyst said to Peridot as she lifts up her emu.
"See you at the finish line runt," Jasper said to Amethyst as she ran past her, carrying the emu.
Soon, The Crystal Gems, The Deathmatch Kings, The Dolls, and The Magical Villains race to the mountains and to the chill zone.
"Time to bring out the big guns," Rick said as he pulled out the box and presses the button.
Then, out appears this weird blue being with a small poof of orange hair on his head, it was a Mr. Meeseeks.
"Hey I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me," Mr. Meeseeks said.
"Mr. Meeseeks, help Morty," Rick said to the Meeseek as he walked over to Morty.
At the chill zone, The Brothers In Arms step onto the carpet with their emu beside him.
"Fourth place," Don said to Dean and Roman.
"Believe that," Roman said.
About twenty seconds later, The Park Guys step onto the carpet as well with their emu as well.
"Fifth place," Don said to Mordecai and Rigby.
"Woah," Mordecai and Rigby said in unison.
Ten seconds later, The Horror Movie Rivals step onto the carpet with their emu as well.
"Sixth place," Don said to Freddy and Jason Voorhees.
"Alright, top ten finish," Freddy said.
At the farm, Mr. Meeseeks walks over to Morty and then Morty sees the Meeseeks.
"Oh great, really Rick," Morty asked Rick.
"Trust me Morty," Rick said to Morty.
"Now you bend your elbows, keep your eyes on the bird," Mr. Meeseeks said to Morty.
"So what do I do, keep my eyes on the emu or bend my elbows," Morty asked.
"You have to do both," Mr. Meeseeks said to Morty.
"This doesn't make sense," Morty said as Mr. Meeseeks was starting to get flustered.
"Uh, let me try something," Mr. Meeseeks said as he ran back over and presses the button on the box as another Meeseeks appear.
"Hi I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me," said the second Mr. Meeseeks.
"Hi Mr. Meeseeks, I'm Mr. Meeseeks too," the first Meeseek said to the other Meeseek.
Meanwhile, Lapis, Stan, Jason Jordan, Laughing Jack, and AVGN were able to tie up their emu.
"Tied up our emu Dawn and I didn't hurt him at all," Lapis said to Dawn.
"That's good," Dawn said to Lapis.
"Got our emu dad," Stan said to Randy.
"Oh yeah," Randy said.
"Got it," Jason Jordan said.
"From back of the pack to now beating everyone in the dust," Laughing Jack said.
"Oh f**ck yeah, we got our emu and now we can get the hell out of here," AVGN said.
Soon, The Fandom Favorites, The Internet Critics, The American Alphas, South Park's Father and Son, and The Creepypastas grab their emus and head to the mountains.
At the chill zone, NXT's Most Hated Tag Team still had forty-four minutes left until the penalty was up.
"This freaking sucks," Blake said.
Then, The Magical Villains race up the mountains and step onto the carpet with their emu.
"Seventh place," Don said to the pair.
"Great," Jasper said a little bit mad she didn't get first.
Six seconds later, The Dolls step onto the carpet with their emu as well beside them.
"Eighth place," Don said to the pair.
"Sweet," Chucky said.
Three seconds later, The Crystal Gems step onto the carpet with their emu as well.
"Ninth place," Don said to the pair.
"Top ten finish," Amethyst said.
Four seconds later, The Deathmatch Kings step onto the carpet as well with their emu as well.
"Deathmatch Kings, you get tenth place," Don said to the pair.
"Nice," MASADA said as he and Matt gave each other a high five.
At the farm, there was about seven Meeseeks now trying to help Morty with emu roping, but it wasn't working.
"You guys are making no sense, I'm taking a break," Morty said angrily to the Meeseeks as he walked over to Rick.
"I can't take it anymore, I just wanna die," one of the Meeseeks said.
"We all want to die, were Meeseeks," one of the other Meeseeks said and then they begin to argue.
Meanwhile, Fliqpy begins to recover as he thinks he sees Sanders in front of him.
He then throws his boleadora what he thought was Sanders, but instead he tied up his emu. Fliqpy then jumps on his emu and holds his knife up against his throat.
"Ha, ha, ha," Fliqpy laughed as this butterfly flew past them and then he turns back to his normal Flippy self.
"Huh," Flippy asked as he sees his knife in his hands and then he threw it away.
The knife hits a tree as Die almost got hit by the knife.
"Watch it you idiot," Die said to Flippy.
Meanwhile, Liv, Ally, Max, and Star were able to tie up there emus as well.
"Maddie, I got an emu," Liv said to Maddie.
"Way to go Liv," Maddie said to Liv.
"One emu for The Singers," Ally said.
"I got an emu Die," Max said to Die.
"That is perfect, even after doing this a dozen times," Die said to Max.
"Got the bird Marco, now let's go," Star said to Marco.
Soon, The Monster Battlers, The Singers, The Twins, The Psychotic Race Car Drivers, and Dumb and Psychotic grab their emus and race to the chill zone.
At the chill zone, South Park's Father and Son step onto the carpet, followed by The Internet Critics a second later, and both teams had their emus.
"South Park's Father and Son get eleventh and The Internet Critics get twelfth," Don said.
"Alright," Randy said.
"F**k yeah," AVGN said.
Soon, The Creepypastas step onto the carpet with their emu as well.
"Thirteenth place," Don said to the pair.
"Lucky thirteen nice," Jeff the Killer said.
A few seconds later, The Fandom Favorites step onto the carpet as well, with their emu.
"Fourteenth place," Don said to the pair.
"We're still in the race," Lapis said as she and Dawn hugged in celebration, but they stop a few seconds later.
Eleven seconds later, The American Alphas step onto the carpet with their emu by their side.
"Fifteenth place," Don said to the pair.
"Phew, that was a close one," Chad said.
At the farm, the Meeseeks were arguing until one Meeseek had enough.
"That's it," the Meeseeks said as he takes the Meeseeks box and presses the button on it.
"Hi I'm Mr. Meeseeks," the next Mr. Meeseeks said.
"Kill him," the box holding Meeseek said as all the Meeseeks begin to attack the new Meeseek.
Meanwhile, Sapphire ties up her emu. But when the oil was about to slip off of it, she uses her ice powers to freeze it into place.
"That will make sure it stays there," Sapphire said.
Meanwhile, Justin, Octavia, Drago, and Steven Hyde also were able to tie up their emus as well.
"Took you long enough," Heather said to Justin.
"I don't want that beast to scratch my face," Justin said.
"Okay Vinyl, let's head to the chill zone," Octavia said to Vinyl.
"Vamos a mover a Drago, antes de que esos tipos azules nos lleguen primero. (Let's get a move on Drago, before those blue guys get to us first.)," Fenix said to Drago.
"Let's move so we can cook this bird," Steven Hyde said.
Then, The Gem Lovers, The Reality T.V Pros, The 70's Friends, The Underground Luchadores, and The Canterlot High Musicians grab their emus and head to the chill zone as well.
At the chill zone, NXT's Most Hated Tag Team still had twenty-six minutes left in their penalty.
"I hope to god that we are not eliminated," Murphy said.
Then, The Monster Battlers step onto the carpet with their emu.
"Sixteenth place," Don said to the pair.
"Alright, sixteenth," Star said.
About twenty-five seconds later, The Singers and The Twins were racing to the chill zone. It was a back and forth race, but it was The Twins that step onto the carpet, followed by The Singers with both teams having their emus with them.
"The Twins get seventeenth place and The Singers get eighteenth place," Don said.
"Sweet," Liv said.
"I can live with that," Austin said.
Thirteen seconds later, The Psychotic Race Car Drivers step onto the carpet as well with their emu.
"Nineteenth place," Don said to the pair.
"Damn it, I wish you did better," Die said to Max.
"Well I'm sorry," Max said sarcastically.
Ten seconds later, Dumb and Psychotic step onto the carpet with their emu as well.
"Twentieth place, you are safe," Don said to the pair.
"Thank god," Flippy said.
At the farm, the Meeseeks were killing and beating each other to death. When one die, about four more reappeared and the scene was getting chaotic by the moment.
"Come on Sheldon, hurry up," Leonard said to Sheldon.
"I'm trying, it is hard to concentrate with all these guys running amok," Sheldon said to Leonard.
Soon, Sheldon, Sanders, Devon, and Twilight were also able to tie up their emu as well.
"Got it," Sheldon said.
"Finally," Sanders said.
"Yes, got me the bird Danny," Devon said to Danny.
"I did Flash," Twilight said to Flash.
Then, The Scientists, The Cadets, The Nation of Intoxication, and The E.G Lovers grab their emus and race to the chill zone, while the Meeseeks continue to kill each other.
At the chill zone, NXT's Most Hated Tag Team still had eighteen minutes left of their penalty.
Soon, The Reality T.V Pros step onto the carpet with their emu.
"Twenty-first place," Don said to the pair.
"Damn it," Heather said angrily.
Ten seconds later, The Gem Lovers step onto the carpet with their emu as well.
"Gem Lovers, you get twenty-second place," Don said to the pair.
"This sucks," Ruby said.
"I would give you a penalty, but since NXT's Most Hated Tag Team cheated to get you out, I won't give a penalty to you for Sapphire using her ice powers," Don said to the pair.
"That's good," Sapphire said.
Then, The Underground Luchadores and The Canterlot High Musicians were racing to the chill zone with their emus beside them. It was back and forth, but it was The Underground Luchadores that reach the carpet first, followed by The Canterlot High Musicians two seconds later.
"Underground Luchadores you get twenty-third place and Canterlot High Musicians you get twenty-fourth place," Don said to the pairs.
A minute later, The 70's Friends step onto the carpet with their emu.
"70's Friends you get twenty-fifth place and for the first time, your not high," Don said to the pair.
"We might be high, we saw a bunch of blue men brawling it out," Michael Kelso said.
"Well never mind," Don said.
At the emu farm, the Meeseeks were still destroying each other as it made Morty freak out a bit.
"Rick what should I do," Morty asked Rick.
"Just *burp* throw the damn boleadora Morty," Rick said to Morty.
"What," Morty said in shock.
"Trust me," Rick said.
Then, Morty bends his elbow, keeps an eye on the emu, and then he throws the boleadora at the emu. Then, the boleadora ties up the emu as the Meeseeks cheer in excitement.
Soon, all the Meeseeks disappear into thin air as they finally helped Morty and they were not needed anymore.
"Finally, I got that emu, even those Meeseeks were a living hell for me," Morty said.
"Come on Morty, grab that emu, we still have a chance of being in this race," Rick said to Morty as they grab the emu and they head to the chill zone.
At the chill zone, NXT's Most Hated Tag Team still had nine minutes left for their penalty. Soon, The Cadets step onto the carpet with their emu.
"Twenty-sixth place," Don said to the pair.
"Boy, that was a close one," MacArthur said.
Four seconds later, The Nation of Intoxication step onto the carpet with their emu as well.
"Twenty-seventh place," Don said to the pair as Danny took a drink of a can of beer that was made in Argentina.
About twenty seconds later, The E.G Lovers step onto the carpet as well with their emu.
"Twenty-eighth place," Don said to the pair.
"Man, what's with us this race," Twilight asked.
"But at least we are still in the race, Flash said to Twilight.
Several seconds later, The Scientists step onto the carpet as well with their emu beside them.
"Scientists you race another day as you get twenty-ninth place," Don said to the pair.
"Boy we dodge a bullet," Sheldon said.
"I just hope the other teams know we are here to fight to the prize," Leonard said.
Soon, The Dimensional Travelers exit their cab as they race with their emu to the carpet. Meanwhile, NXT's Most Hated Tag Team had about sixty seconds left until their penalty was up.
"Oh god, please let us stay," Blake said.
"This could be our undoing," Murphy said.
Rick and Morty were mere yards away from reaching the chill zone when the buzzer sounded off as the penalty for Blake and Murphy was over.
"Penalty is over and Blake and Murphy you get thirtieth place," Don said to the pair as Blake and Murphy step onto the carpet just as Rick and Morty were now ten feet from the carpet.
"Rick and Morty, you did well until you unleashed those Meeseeks, but your time in the race is over," Don said to the pair.
"Oh man," Morty said sadly.
"But we had *burp* a really good time," Rick said.
Elimination Interview:
Clips of The Dimensional Travelers time in the race are shown.
"This race was not what I expected," Rick said.
"We dealt with robot bulls, deadly piñatas, and some of the craziest teams we have ever seen," Morty said.
"I got to say this race was one of the best adventures ever," Rick said.
"I just hope that Blake and Murphy don't win this thing," Morty said.
"You got that right," Rick said to Morty.
[End Interview]
The sun was starting to set as Rick and Morty head back down the mountains and head to the nearest airport.
"Hey do want to use the box to get home," Rick asked Morty.
"Let's not do that, I don't want Argentina to get destroyed by us," Morty said.
That sucks that Rick and Morty are out, but at least we saw the Meeseeks which is good for the fans. But now thirty pairs remain as the race is about to get more intense from this point on. Anyway, here are the stats after this leg.
Standings (After the Sixth Leg):
1st Place: Steven Universe and Connie Maheswaran-The Half Gem and The Swordfigter
2nd Place: Spencer Reid and Jennifer "J.J" Jareau-The Behavioral Analysis Unit
3rd Place: Batman and Nightwing-The Night Time Heroes
4th Place: Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose-The Brothers In Arms
5th Place: Mordecai and Rigby-The Park Guys
6th Place: Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees-The Horror Movie Rivals
7th Place: Jasper and Discord-The Magical Villains
8th Place: Chucky and Tiffany-The Dolls
9th Place: Amethyst and Peridot-The Crystal Gems
10th Place: "The Bulldozer" Matt Tremont and "The Ultraviolent Beast" MASADA-The Deathmatch Kings
11th Place: Randy Marsh and Stan Marsh-South Park's Father and Son
12th Place: The Angry Video Game Nerd and The Nostalgia Critic-The Internet Critics
13th Place: Jeff The Killer and Laughing Jack-The Creepypastas
14th Place: Dawn and Lapis Lazuli-The Fandom Favorites
15th Place: Jason Jordan and Chad Gable-The American Alphas
16th Place: Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz-The Monster Battlers
17th Place: Liv Rooney and Maddie Rooney-The Twins
18th Place: Austin Moon and Ally Dawson-The Singers
19th Place: Max Damage and Die Anna-The Psychotic Race Car Drivers
20th Place: Lumpy and Flippy-Dumb and Psychotic
21st Place: Heather and Justin-The Reality T.V Pros
22nd Place: Ruby and Sapphire-The Gem Lovers
23rd Place: Drago and Fenix-The Underground Luchadores
24th Place: Octavia Melody and Vinyl Scratch-The Canterlot High Musicians
25th Place: Michael Kelso and Steven Hyde-The 70's Friends
26th Place: Sanders and MacArthur-The Cadets
27th Place: Danny Havoc and Devon Moore-The Nation of Intoxication
28th Place: Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry-The E.G Lovers
29th Place: Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstadter-The Scientists
30th Place: Blake and Murphy-NXT's Most Hated Tag Team
31st Place: Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith-The Dimensional Travelers (Eliminated)
Eliminated Pairs: The Wet Bandits-36th place, The Hip Hop Father and Son-35th place, The Zombie Fighters-34th place, The Secret Agents-33rd place, Husband and Wife-32nd place, and The Dimensional Travelers-31st Place.
So what country will the racers visit next?
You have to wait and see.