Migraine:

Since those two became partners in the ZPD, they were unstoppable. A fox and a bunny. Who would have thought? The best team he had. And the worse. They were the worse in any possible way a police team could be. They had the ability to give Bogo more migraines than criminals themselves could give him. In fact, he could bet they gave migraines to the criminals.

Since Judy joined the force, he had two migraines: one when she joined, the second, when he knew he couldn't get rid of her. Why? She was a fantastic police officer and the force needed her even though he would never admit it out loud. He would rather take the parking duty himself than to admit it. But when Nick joined, the migraines were almost daily. Sometimes he was just tempted to give them both parking duty so he didn't have to be on the lookout for them on dangerous cases. Except that when Bogo gave them parking duty, they tended to rebel by giving him a stronger migraine. He was pretty sure they didn't know about them, but his suspicious cop side suspected they did and did it all on purpose. Or maybe he was just being paranoid. You were never too safe when it came down to those two. Either way, they managed to give him headaches almost daily. He once attempted to separate them…

Never again for the sake of his and everyone else's sanity.

So, many of you will ask what was the reason for today's migraine. Thing is, he had no other choice than to give them the parking duty because he didn't had a decent case for them today.

So they rebelled again…

…by taking down a drug cartel in one day. ONE day! Just the TWO of them! He just had to wonder, like pretty much every officer in the building, how the hell did they managed to fit 27 drug dealing pigs into their police car, which was just big enough to fit at least seven of them!? He might never know, but he had a feeling he wouldn't like the answer either.

His head felt like it was about to explode. Not to mention he had to read the paperwork those two just handed in and later deal with the mob of gossip-hungry-reporters outside the building waiting to snatch any officers and ask questions.

He wanted to slam his head against his desk and forget about today. But then he remembered he was the chief and started to think about his recent life choices. He never had a team as troublemaking and contradictory, but efficient and as good as this one.

God… he needed a pill… and vacations. Long and relaxing vacations.

There was a knock on the door and two familiar, small figures entered his office. Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde.

"Chief, we need to talk." Nick said as they both took a seat in front of him.

Bogo glared at them as best as he could, but it didn't had an effect on them. Maybe it was because he was too tired to do any effort. "What do you want?"

"Another case! A real one, please!" Judy said, unable to hide her excitement.

Bogo looked at her with wide eyes. "But you just got a case!"

Nick smirked. "Correction, WE didn't get a case. YOU gave us parking duty. Therefore, we are just asking for an official case. Given to us by our dear and most beloved chief."

Oh, how much Bogo desired to slap the smirk out of the sassy fox. "No, I got no more cases for you today. Now get out of my office!"

"But chief!" Nick wined.

Bogo slammed his fist on the desk. It had an instant reaction on the duo's behalf so they shut up. "What is it really that you two want from me!?"

"A case…" Nick and Judy replied quietly.

"Well then, come back tomorrow, damn it! Not all of us are nocturnal like you two! Or have an endless energy supply!" He rubbed the bridge of his nose and stared at them. "I'm starting to think you two are workaholics."

"What?" Judy asked.

"I will never!" Nick said.

He definitely did not expect their reactions. Bogo smirked as he got an idea. A brilliant, evil and wonderful idea that will get rid of them both for a while. "Yes, you two are workaholics." He smirked. "But because I care for your safety and wellbeing, I will give you a one week suspension." When he saw the shocked faces, he continued. "Go relax and have some fun. You two are obviously overworked. I mean, just look at your shoulders. You guys are tense. I can't have my best team running around like that." Oh yes, this was a wonderful idea.

Judy looked down at her feet in disappointment. "If you say so, chief… Maybe you are right. Maybe we are workaholics…"

"Yeah…" Nick replied.

Then suddenly, they both smiled and stared at him. "Thank you, Chief Bogo!" They said.

"What the…" He started, but was interrupted when Nick shook his hand.

"It's so nice of you to give us a vacation. You're such a sweet angel fallen from heaven." Nick said.

"Thanks, chief." Judy said as she stood up and left with Nick before Bogo could say anything. As she was closing the door, she said. "Now we can go with my parents to Hawaii." And the door closed, leaving their chief in a silent office.

Bogo just sat there looking at the door in complete utter shock. Then, he realized something.

He.

Was.

FOOLED.

There goes the migraine again. He slammed his head against his desk and wined, something he never did. He had just been fooled by those two into giving them a vacation. He, Chief of the ZPD, got fooled by a bunny and a fox. He did not see it coming and all that academy psychology training was for nothing. It was like they had him fooled from the start. He swore to himself that the rest of the officers will never hear of this.

On the bright side… he won't be seeing them for a week.

That is, of course, if they don't get in trouble with the police in Hawaii.

'Wait a goddamn minute…' Bogo thought. Why will Nick go with Judy and her parents to Hawaii? Sure, they were friends, but Nick was a fox and Judy a bunny. Surely, her parents wouldn't accept a fox that easily unless…

Maybe her parents were ok with a fox for a friend? Maybe they were going to meet him there? What if they weren't going to Hawaii? What if they were going to that exclusive Gazelle concert and he was not invited!? Or maybe…

Were they… dating?

Bogo stared into space with an unreadable as he pressed a button on the telephone.

"Officer Clawhauser, here!" The chubby leopard answered.

"Clawhauser… bring me a bottle of migraine pills and a glass of water. And a donut."

"Urg… sir? Are you feeling well? You don't sound well…"

"You're right, I'm not feeling well. I just realized a couple of mistakes I did in my life." 'Many mistakes…' he mentally added.

"You mean getting fooled into giving a vacation to Nick and Judy? They just left through the main lobby with Hawaiian shirts."

"Who told you that!?"

"No one! It was pretty obvious, no police officer in duty will walk out of the building in Hawaiian shirts unless they're celebrating a vacation. You sound tired, sir. Do you want me to bring a pillow too?"

Bogo sighed. "Yes, bring the pillow too…"

Sorry if any of the characters here sounded a bit OOC, especially Bogo. But anyway, is a humor fic, I think I can get away with it. Review!