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...Just so you know, I never expected this story to be so popular...or hard to write...but nonetheless, here I am again! Glad to be back and writing about 2 of my favorite subjects in the world: Wally, and Wally. And Harry. And let's not forget Robin. And everyone else.

Let's begin.

Disclaimer: Huge no no.

Chapter 2

Pragmatic Prognosis

Arthur Weasley briefly pinched the bridge of his nose, before staring at the jittering teen sitting on the couch opposite to him and Molly. Behind him stood five other bizarrely dressed teenagers, all with their faces covered, though they all thankfully looked human (although one of the girls was ridiculously pale, almost to the point of looking green). The others had only briefly spoken previously, and none of them had introduced themselves-except a rather serious teen called Kaldur, who seemed to be their unofficial leader of sorts-but, providing the circumstance, Arthur couldn't really bring himself to care. "So, let me get this straight. Muggles have managed to create a-what's it called?"

"DNA profiling."

"Yes, yes, that thing. What is DNA?" He waved his hand as Wally opened his mouth, "No, don't answer that. I'm confused as it is. Uh, so you used the, the splitter thing and it told you that we were your parents?"

Wally blinked a few times, nodding. His foot began tapping the ground at an alarming rate.

Arthur sighed. "But how does that even work? Molly and I only ever had 7 children-who should stop hanging around the stairs and go back up to their rooms-and, and that was it." He smiled briefly as he heard the frustrated grumbles of several of his offspring, the stairs rattling as they trooped back upstairs.

"Well," Wally began awkwardly, glancing at the hidden stairwell, "I'm kinda here, so unless I magically popped into existence, you definitely had 8."

Arthur nodded, rubbing Molly's back soothingly as she began spluttering again. "That would actually make sense."

The small black haired boy in the back that looked scarily like Harry snickered as Wally threw up his hands. "Not you too! There is no such thing as magic. It. Is. SCIENCE."

Molly coughed into her tea as it began going down the wrong side.

Patting her back as she gasped for air, Arthur sighed. "What did you say your other name was again? Kid Fly?"

Artemis snorted hard. Conner cautiously patted her on the back.

"It's Kid Flash," Wally stated proudly, his chest puffing up. Robin did his best not to make a joke, but his dignity had to be sacrificed as he stuffed a hand in his mouth to keep from cackling. "I'm the fastest kid alive and fight with the Justice League. And, you know, the Flash."

"The, the what?" Molly finally spoke up, clutching at her tea. "I don't think I've ever heard of a Justice League. And what in the world is a Flash?"

You could hear a pin drop.

The Weasley children were in a frenzy, and Harry and Hermione fearfully huddled against the walls as the boys and Ginny started a shouting match, random bits and bobs flying everywhere. A lamp crashed against the wall, barely missing Hermione's shoulder, and her ire ignited.

"Everybody shut up!"

The red heads froze, and six sets of eyes turned to gaze up at her innocently, Fred and George inconspicuously pulling themselves off of Ron. Hermione sighed, desperately trying to prevent the grin that tugged at her lips as Harry finally crept up from the wall to stand next to her, hand still hovering over his wand cautiously.

"So, there's a kid saying he's your brother. If he is, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley will come and tell us. If not, we can all just forget about him. There's absolutely no need to do anything stupid."

"Easy for you to say," Ginny grumbled, plopping down and leaning against Charlie's legs. The older boy reached down to ruffle her hair, ignoring the half-hearted swipe she made at it.

"I, for one, do not believe he is our brother. No matter how irresponsible dad can be, he would never abandon a child, much less his own," Percy huffed primly, smoothing out his robes. Noting the sudden focus of the room on himself, he straightened up. "Besides, why would he only come looking for us now? And for that matter, how would he find us?"

"I don't know, Percy," Ron said slowly, for once completely serious. "He looks like a muggle, and his friends definitely were, but they still got past the anti-muggle wards. Plus, he was dressed in that silly yellow suit."

Hermione suddenly gasped, her eyes lighting up. "We wear silly uniforms." Fred and George gasped indignantly. "What if he's from another wizarding school, or something like that? Anyways, I never saw him. What did his suit look like?"

"He was a red head, so I guess that's one point in his favor," Charlie mused. "But he had green eyes; I've never met anyone in our family with green eyes. He wore a half yellow, half red suit. It had some sort of half mask thing that he pulled down when he was talking to mum, and there were these strange red goggles on his forehead. Oh! And there was this big red lighting bolt across his chest."

Hermione's eyes narrowed. "There's no way-"

"-that sounds like Kid Flash," Harry muttered, shrugging as Hermione turned to stare at him. "Sometimes I steal the newspaper from the Dursleys. And a few months ago, there was this huge world wide crisis, and I saw him on the front cover. Thought it was a magic thing at first."

"But he's the Flash's son," Hermione pursed her lips, and she tuned out the Weasleys, who's heads went back and forth with the commentary, as she gave her full attention to Harry.

"No one has actually seen what the Flash looks like, he's in that full body suit," Harry countered, his glasses glinting as he pushed them up his nose. "Kid Flash could be an apprentice or something-they never said they were related."

"They never said they weren't," Hermione countered. "Besides, how else would the both of them get the same mutations? Er, powers," she amended as Harry raised an eyebrow.

He gave her a straight face as his hands fluttered dramatically. "One word. Science."

Ron's face screwed up. "What's science?"

"-and that's how I got my superpowers," Wally finished, nodding as though the subject was closed. Arthur and Molly (his parents. That was weird) both had blank eyes as they struggled to comprehend the wealth of information they had just received.

Robin cautiously poked Wally's shoulder. "Dude. I think you broke them."

M'gann subtly tilted her head downwards to hide her glowing eyes as she scanned their minds. Her head popped up and she beamed, whispering to Artemis. The archer sighed, but said what the other girl told her. "They're fine, just a little shocked. And M'gann likes them."

"Okay?" Wally glanced at the girl, who was currently shuffling closer to the ever stoic Conner's shoulder.

"They're magic!" M'gann stated delightedly, twirling around excitedly as she floated off the ground. "Isn't that wonderful?"

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I'm baaaaaaaaack! Hope you enjoyed that as much as I did writing it. Sorry the chapters are gonna be a little short, but I'll do my best to update more regularly after this week and the next. Questions? Comments? Concerns? Press the pretty little box below and let me know!

And hey, if you want to see what the original chapter two was gonna look like (I scrapped the whole thing once I looked back on it), lemme know and I might post it at the bottom of the next chapter as a bonus feature ;) Have a wonderful week!

Kisses!

Alyss