Disclaimer: I don't own SPN.

Welcome, old readers and new ones, to my new daily drabbles! I had to end 'Moments' because I was growing tired of that universe (and giving Dean and Cas kids really restricted me) but I've really enjoyed writing little drabbles every day. I walked past a book the other week called '1001 Romantic Things to Do' (or whatever) and the idea for this fic began to grow, though I took these prompts from online rather than spending money.

Enough rambling. I hope you all enjoy the first fic of my new series: 'God's List of Romantic Ideas'!

1. God Has Had Enough

God could have cheered. Finally, after years of hints and subtle interference here and there and subtext as bright as neon signs, Dean Winchester had finally plucked up the balls and told Castiel how he felt! Seriously, how many times did God have to resurrect His favourite angel before Dean finally got the hint?

But God knew that just because Dean and Castiel were together, this didn't necessarily ensure that they would stay together. Dean was still emotionally constipated and the day Castiel understood anything more than the most blatant of hints was the day that Hell froze over. He had a very strict non-interference policy ever since ditching Heaven but…well, He had already been sort of interfering, hadn't He? Bringing Castiel back could be easily explained by the angel being His favourite (and it was true. That little angel was easily the best out of the lot, what with that stick up his ass being largely gone), so maybe He needed to step up His game.

"I can't believe I'm resorting to this," God sighed, tapping a key on His computer to bring up a website. "But after all the crap those two have been through, I'll be damned if I let them mess this up and destroy what they have."

This wasn't really divine interference. He wasn't messing with their heads or influencing their emotions or anything like cupids were wont to do. Just…creating a series of circumstances designed to bring Dean and Castiel closer. That was it. The sort of stuff that could happen to anyone. And hey, these would be their ideas completely!

God frowned at the list that popped up on the screen. He nodded, closed down '100 Romantic Things to Do With Your Partner', brought up a blank document and began to write.