A/N: Hey, this is a crossover that I've had in my mind for quite some time and now I've finally wrote it down.

I'm sorry for grammar or spelling mistakes.

I hope you like it. PLZ review. Enjoy!

*disclaimer* I do not own any of these characters :(

Tonight is Alec's Bachler party! After days of pleading form Isabelle and Jace, he finally agreed.

"Are you sure that I should go Mag?" Alec said. "The wedding is tomorrow and you have so much to do. Maybe I should stay and keep an eye on Max." "No, no Alexander," Magnus said while holding their 3 years old son. "I'm perfectly capable of handling the last few things for the wedding while keeping an eye on Max myself. You should go! I've already had my Bachler party last week, it's your turn." "Hmm," Alec said. "Are you sure, cause I can cancel it if y-" Alec was cut off by Magnus. "No, Alexander." He said. "My decision is final. You're going and you're going to have fun, whatever fun might be with shadowhunters. Just don't ruin that pretty face of yours will ya?" "Fine," Alex said and he kissed Magnus and Max before leaving. Standing at the doorway, he turned around. "Are you sure that-" "Yes, Alexander. Now GO!" Magnus said and he closed the door behind Alec.

Standing outside their apartment Alec was having second thoughts. Maybe he should just call it off and go back inside. But before he could turn around he heard a loud horn. A car pulled up in front of him, a door opened and Isabelle said: "Step in loser, we're going to party!" It's too late to escape now. Alec thought as he stepped into the car.

"Where are we going?" Alec asked. "The pandemonium club of course!" Jace said. "Ah," Alec said. "I should have known." "Cheer up Alec! It's your Bachler party." Clary said. "I am cheery," Alec said. "Really. But since that we're driving a car, shouldn't at least one person stay sober? I'm willing to do it if you guys want." "Nonsense!" Jace said from behind the wheel. "It's your party and Simon has already offered to stay sober, so tonight you're going to drink till you drop!" "Great," Alec said. It's going to be a long night.

Alec never really liked the pandemonium, it was always too crowded and the music was always too loud. But being in a relationship with Magnus have made Alec get used to these things. Still Alec didn't like it that much, but after a few drinks Alec started to enjoy it more. He took shot after shot with Izzy and Jace while Clary sipped her margaritas and Simon drank his cola's. After a while Izzy said: "You know, I think that it's unfair for Simon to only drink that shitty cola while we drink all these delicious alcohol, I think that he deserves some too." "You're right Izzy," Alec said. "Here, we'll find another way to get home." And he handed Simon a shot of tequila. "I- I don't know, I can't take that much alcohol." "That was before you became a shadowhunter Si." Izzy said. "We shadowhunters can hold much more alcohol than those petty mundane's." "Yeah Simon, give it a shot," Jace said. Then he started laughing. "Give it a shot, ha, see what I did there?" "Yeah Jace," Clary said sarcastically. "You're hilarious." "And how are we supposed to get home Izzy?" Simon asked. "Hmmmm…." Izzy said, clearly too drunk to think. "Ooh, I know!" Clary said. "I can make a portal and bring us home after." "Okey then." Simon said. "If you say so." "GREAT!" Jace called out. "ANOTHER SHOT FOR ALL OF US!"

After that things became wilder, they drank till they couldn't anymore, danced and had a hell of a time.

It was around 3am when things started to cool down. "Guys, I think we should go," Clary said. "Tomorrow is Alec's wedding. He should get some sleep." "Great idea." Alec said. "We're all wasted and I'm fucking tired. Magnus would kill me if I missed the wedding tomorrow." "I'm not wasted," Jace complained. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am." "He's right," Izzy said. "We can stay for a little while longer I'm going to dance a bit more." She tried to stand up, but failed horribly. "That's it," Simon said while pulling Izzy to her feet. "Let's go." After that they walked out of the pandemonium and stood in a dark alley. "Do your thing my love," Jace said drunk. "Wait just a sec while I draw the portal," Clary said. "Oh, Fuck. I've forgotten which rune I'm supposed to draw." "Think Clary, think!" Simon said. They stood for at least five minutes staring at Clary, who was staring at the brick wall in front of her. "Come on, Clary. It's cold," Izzy whined. "I've got it!" Clary said. And she started to draw a rune on the wall. A portal appeared, but they were all too drunk to notice the little change in the rune that Clary had drawn. "Let's go back to the institute, we'll pick the car up tomorrow." "What about Magnus?" Alec asked. "Just send him a text when we get to the institute," Jace said. "Okey," Alec said and they all stepped through the portal.

Going through the portal took longer than usual and it felt different. I must be because I'm drunk. Alec thought. When they made it through the portal Alec looked around. Everything looked hazy but he could make out the differences between the New York institute and wherever he was now. This is not the Institute. He thought. By the Angle, where the Fuck am I? That was the last thing he thought before everything went black.

I hope you liked it and plz review. I'll update as soon as possible and in the meantime: DON'T MAKE PORTALS WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK! (Unless you're a character in this story. Then it's good for the plot.)

Author out!