Absolute Ruler: Hello!!!
everyone:
Absolute Ruler: *clears throat * Um, yeah. Hi! I'm Absolute Ruler, but you can call me AR for short. Have mercy because this is my first fic, uh, thing.
Yugi: I'm leaving now.
Sol: That would be the smart thing to do.
Joey: This is weird.
AR: So am I! Who's doing the disclaimer?
Ryou: This talking cat does not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
AR: I would kill you if you weren't so kawaii.
Ryou: I know.
AR: *glomp*
Sol: On with this pathetic excuse of a fic!
AR: *death glare*
Sol: *dies*
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CHIBI Past!
I, the young prince, look at my father's throne. Man, I can't wait until I'll be able to take control. Of course, I don't want the god Horus to die or anything, but it'll be nice to have power over everyone. And everyone who dies. Hopefully Seth.
My parents told me that Seth would be my high priest when I take over the throne. I hate Seth. Seth hates me. Ah, how good it would be to be Pharaoh. All I would have to do is give an order and the high priest would be a sacrifice to the gods. Yeah, that's good. Then I would--
"What are you doing?"
I wake up from my daydream and stare at the cold blue eyes meeting my violet ones. Seth. Had I said those things out loud?
"Are you okay?" Seth asked, now worried.
Oh great, my enemy pities me.
Or maybe he just wants an answer. I dunno. And dun care. You people take everything so seriously. Sheesh. Anyway.
"I'm fine, you idiot. I was just thinking about being Pharaoh and being able to get rid of anyone I want and stuff." I glare at Seth.
He obviously knew I was talking about him, and he had ignored the idiot comment. He must have something good. Uh oh. "Your parents have made one last request." Seth smirked. Uh oh! "They are good friends of my parents." UH OH!!! "Therefore they would like you to keep me alive." He waits a few seconds. "Man, I wish you could see the look on your face."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I slap my mouth shut. I KNOW I had said that one out loud. I could hear my voice echo through the castle walls.
Seth falls down laughing, laughing 'til it hurt. Little, wait until he "mysteriously" gets eaten by his albino lizard. Guards run toward us so I hide behind my robe.
One of them looks at me. "Prince Yugioh, what happened? Is everything all right?"
I nod, face still hidden.
Seth is now tangled up in his robe, still laughing, catching the attention of the guards.
I sigh. I know this is something Seth won't let me forget.
* * * * *
I sat on my father's throne like a king. Pharaoh. Whatever.
The Pharaoh and Queen were someplace, with someone, because of something. I had not bothered to ask, but what I did know was that the palace was mine for five whole days.
Count em'. Five! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! FIVE! MINE!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, sudden outburst.
Of course my parents told me I had to obey the orders of the teachers and scribes, which I will kill too, and that I had to stay in castle walls.
As if.
"Hey Yami!"
I don't bother to look. "Hey Bakura." I know Bakura's parents are tomb robbers and pretty good at it too. So, naturally, Bakura doesn't find it much of a challenge to break into the palace, sneak past the guards, and find me. All the time. Oh, joy.
"Watcha doin'?"
I quirk an eyebrow. Either Bakura was hyper, or he had lost his mind.
"Watcha, watcha, watcha doin'?" He was hopping up and down now.
I grab the boy's shoulders. "What's your problem?!"
Bakura simply shakes his head, his white hair hitting my face. It made me want to sneeze, so I let go. But that worries me even more. Normal Bakura would have responded with a punch in the face.
I touch my face, just to make sure. No black eye, no broken nose, no busted lip. Just the sudden urge to sneeze.
"Hey it worked!"
I turn from the white haired boy to face another pair of violet eyes. "What worked?"
Marik points to Bakura, who was now poking an irritated guard, not to mention stupid. I mean, they've been trying to catch him forever and now that he's just standing there they don't kill him?! Sheesh. Anyway. "What did you do?"
Marik gave a smug smile. "I have invented 'Crazy Addict For Fun Elephants In Neutral Essence.'"
I quirk an eyebrow.
He looks at me. "Um, I have a shorter name."
I yawn. "And what's that?"
Marik looks around. "Caffeine."
* * * * *
Caffeine. Very evil, powerful stuff that makes even the toughest of warriors think nice, fluffy thoughts.
I like caffeine. It makes me feel, um, hyperish. Yeah. I wonder what would happen if Seth tries some.
Seth on Caffeine:
Seth: *running around* AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PENGUINS SHALL RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stabs self and dies*
End
I smile. Oh yeah, that would be very entertaining.
"Um, Prince Yami?" I look up from my plan to get Seth to kill himself to see none other than Marik's sister, Isis. She probably heard of the evil that is caffeine. "Um, Marik just killed Cegasis."
"Whoo! My life is good!" I jump up and dance around, Bakura joins in, both of us cheering for Marik. Isis just stands there.
Cegasis was Bakura's partner in crime and his monster of choice is that psycho rabbit. Scary, ain't it? As I said, you better be paying attention, he hangs with Bakura, just another tomb robber. Bakura threatens to kill the rabbit with his man-eater bug. He hates it. Says it's an abomination. We all agree. But, I guess he doesn't need to now.
We both continue cheering. "No more Funny Bunny!"
"Where's Funny Bunny?"
We turn and look at Cegasis, who was standing right behind us.
"It's a ghost! I'm future Pharaoh and I say run for your lives!" Isis slaps me, bringing me back to my senses. "Thanks," I said, rubbing my now sore cheek. "I think."
Isis smiles. "No prob." She looks away and mumbles under her breath. "No problem at all, you mental case."
She's evil I tell you, evil!
Bakura quirks an eyebrow. "Are you okay? You're looking at Isis like she's evil or something."
Oh great, now he's psychic.
Cegasis was looking bored. "Um, back to me now?"
Isis looks at Cegasis. "Sure."
Bakura stepped in front of him. "Okay, first of all, you're supposed to be dead." He shakes the boy's shoulders. "Why aren't you dead?! WHY?!?!"
Isis pulls him away and shakes her head.
As I'm waiting for an answer, like everyone else, I feel sharp claws dig into my shoulders. I panic, not wanting to die, and end up running in circles. Bakura and Isis eat popcorn, while Cegasis just stares and then decides he's hungry and eats popcorn. Where they got it, I'll tell you later. I have more important things to do, like staying alive.
"Stop moving!"
I recognize the voice, so I stop. "Wha?"
"What are you guys doing?" Wow. That's all the shape shifter wanted to know. Interesting.
I answer my friend with a shrug.
* * * * *
AR: Please don't sue.
Sol: Leave a review.
AR: We made a pun!
everyone: *sweatdrop*
AR: Cliffhanger!!! I guess. Who is this shape shifter? Is Cegasis really a ghost? If you don't know who Cegasis is by now, well, shame on you!
Sol: Oy.
everyone:
Absolute Ruler: *clears throat * Um, yeah. Hi! I'm Absolute Ruler, but you can call me AR for short. Have mercy because this is my first fic, uh, thing.
Yugi: I'm leaving now.
Sol: That would be the smart thing to do.
Joey: This is weird.
AR: So am I! Who's doing the disclaimer?
Ryou: This talking cat does not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
AR: I would kill you if you weren't so kawaii.
Ryou: I know.
AR: *glomp*
Sol: On with this pathetic excuse of a fic!
AR: *death glare*
Sol: *dies*
* * * * *
CHIBI Past!
I, the young prince, look at my father's throne. Man, I can't wait until I'll be able to take control. Of course, I don't want the god Horus to die or anything, but it'll be nice to have power over everyone. And everyone who dies. Hopefully Seth.
My parents told me that Seth would be my high priest when I take over the throne. I hate Seth. Seth hates me. Ah, how good it would be to be Pharaoh. All I would have to do is give an order and the high priest would be a sacrifice to the gods. Yeah, that's good. Then I would--
"What are you doing?"
I wake up from my daydream and stare at the cold blue eyes meeting my violet ones. Seth. Had I said those things out loud?
"Are you okay?" Seth asked, now worried.
Oh great, my enemy pities me.
Or maybe he just wants an answer. I dunno. And dun care. You people take everything so seriously. Sheesh. Anyway.
"I'm fine, you idiot. I was just thinking about being Pharaoh and being able to get rid of anyone I want and stuff." I glare at Seth.
He obviously knew I was talking about him, and he had ignored the idiot comment. He must have something good. Uh oh. "Your parents have made one last request." Seth smirked. Uh oh! "They are good friends of my parents." UH OH!!! "Therefore they would like you to keep me alive." He waits a few seconds. "Man, I wish you could see the look on your face."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I slap my mouth shut. I KNOW I had said that one out loud. I could hear my voice echo through the castle walls.
Seth falls down laughing, laughing 'til it hurt. Little, wait until he "mysteriously" gets eaten by his albino lizard. Guards run toward us so I hide behind my robe.
One of them looks at me. "Prince Yugioh, what happened? Is everything all right?"
I nod, face still hidden.
Seth is now tangled up in his robe, still laughing, catching the attention of the guards.
I sigh. I know this is something Seth won't let me forget.
* * * * *
I sat on my father's throne like a king. Pharaoh. Whatever.
The Pharaoh and Queen were someplace, with someone, because of something. I had not bothered to ask, but what I did know was that the palace was mine for five whole days.
Count em'. Five! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! FIVE! MINE!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, sudden outburst.
Of course my parents told me I had to obey the orders of the teachers and scribes, which I will kill too, and that I had to stay in castle walls.
As if.
"Hey Yami!"
I don't bother to look. "Hey Bakura." I know Bakura's parents are tomb robbers and pretty good at it too. So, naturally, Bakura doesn't find it much of a challenge to break into the palace, sneak past the guards, and find me. All the time. Oh, joy.
"Watcha doin'?"
I quirk an eyebrow. Either Bakura was hyper, or he had lost his mind.
"Watcha, watcha, watcha doin'?" He was hopping up and down now.
I grab the boy's shoulders. "What's your problem?!"
Bakura simply shakes his head, his white hair hitting my face. It made me want to sneeze, so I let go. But that worries me even more. Normal Bakura would have responded with a punch in the face.
I touch my face, just to make sure. No black eye, no broken nose, no busted lip. Just the sudden urge to sneeze.
"Hey it worked!"
I turn from the white haired boy to face another pair of violet eyes. "What worked?"
Marik points to Bakura, who was now poking an irritated guard, not to mention stupid. I mean, they've been trying to catch him forever and now that he's just standing there they don't kill him?! Sheesh. Anyway. "What did you do?"
Marik gave a smug smile. "I have invented 'Crazy Addict For Fun Elephants In Neutral Essence.'"
I quirk an eyebrow.
He looks at me. "Um, I have a shorter name."
I yawn. "And what's that?"
Marik looks around. "Caffeine."
* * * * *
Caffeine. Very evil, powerful stuff that makes even the toughest of warriors think nice, fluffy thoughts.
I like caffeine. It makes me feel, um, hyperish. Yeah. I wonder what would happen if Seth tries some.
Seth on Caffeine:
Seth: *running around* AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PENGUINS SHALL RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stabs self and dies*
End
I smile. Oh yeah, that would be very entertaining.
"Um, Prince Yami?" I look up from my plan to get Seth to kill himself to see none other than Marik's sister, Isis. She probably heard of the evil that is caffeine. "Um, Marik just killed Cegasis."
"Whoo! My life is good!" I jump up and dance around, Bakura joins in, both of us cheering for Marik. Isis just stands there.
Cegasis was Bakura's partner in crime and his monster of choice is that psycho rabbit. Scary, ain't it? As I said, you better be paying attention, he hangs with Bakura, just another tomb robber. Bakura threatens to kill the rabbit with his man-eater bug. He hates it. Says it's an abomination. We all agree. But, I guess he doesn't need to now.
We both continue cheering. "No more Funny Bunny!"
"Where's Funny Bunny?"
We turn and look at Cegasis, who was standing right behind us.
"It's a ghost! I'm future Pharaoh and I say run for your lives!" Isis slaps me, bringing me back to my senses. "Thanks," I said, rubbing my now sore cheek. "I think."
Isis smiles. "No prob." She looks away and mumbles under her breath. "No problem at all, you mental case."
She's evil I tell you, evil!
Bakura quirks an eyebrow. "Are you okay? You're looking at Isis like she's evil or something."
Oh great, now he's psychic.
Cegasis was looking bored. "Um, back to me now?"
Isis looks at Cegasis. "Sure."
Bakura stepped in front of him. "Okay, first of all, you're supposed to be dead." He shakes the boy's shoulders. "Why aren't you dead?! WHY?!?!"
Isis pulls him away and shakes her head.
As I'm waiting for an answer, like everyone else, I feel sharp claws dig into my shoulders. I panic, not wanting to die, and end up running in circles. Bakura and Isis eat popcorn, while Cegasis just stares and then decides he's hungry and eats popcorn. Where they got it, I'll tell you later. I have more important things to do, like staying alive.
"Stop moving!"
I recognize the voice, so I stop. "Wha?"
"What are you guys doing?" Wow. That's all the shape shifter wanted to know. Interesting.
I answer my friend with a shrug.
* * * * *
AR: Please don't sue.
Sol: Leave a review.
AR: We made a pun!
everyone: *sweatdrop*
AR: Cliffhanger!!! I guess. Who is this shape shifter? Is Cegasis really a ghost? If you don't know who Cegasis is by now, well, shame on you!
Sol: Oy.