Hide And Seek

Summary: Tired of watching Chara kill for sport, Sans creates an elaborate plan to evacuate the monsters with the most universally-challenging game in Monster history: hide and seek.

Sans has had enough of Chara killing them for the millionth time.

It seems to never end! Chara was unstoppable and will not tire of playing with them! They even reset the whole Universe when she hadn't even finished her task! It seemed like she was redoing everything to do something perfect and without mistake. But Sans had enough of this shit. He needed to take action and change the timeline!

So, one morning, a week before Chara appears in the underground, Sans sat up on his bed without having a good night's sleep. Because he doesn't need sleep. Sleep is for the weak!

The punny skeleton got out of bed, slipped on his favorite pink slippers, and got out of his room. He slid down the stairs and investigated the TV for the same exact news report about Mettaton's new album. He switched channels till the screen went fuzzy. Then, he wrote a yellow post-it note to Papyrus about his sock.

now, back to my plan. Sans thought, staring at his pet rock. i cannot have chara coming back to kill everyone again. so, i need a plan to save the monsters from that demon. now, how do i do that?

He picked up his rock and placed it upside-down.

i have a week. how do i destroy a human?

wait a minute.

How do I DEstroy a human?

H ow do I DE stroy a human

HIDE ow do stroy a human

Sans snapped his fingers at the pure geniusness he was coming up with. "hide! thats a great idea. not what i was asking about, but it'll do fine. but how do i get all the monsters to do that?"

After some brainstorming, he called it a day and kicked back on the sofa.

"oh holy matrimony, please give way to the light." Sans pled boredly, picking up the remote.

He flipped through some channels, already tired of thinking, and wanted to laze around. The channels being flipped around had words conjoined together perfectly to make a sentence that Sans swore he heard:

"Ss-se-eek."

Something clicked in his mind. At first, his thoughts were stormy and angry, but after realizing it in retrospect, he glorified the idea.

"seek? hide and seek? that's the most stupidest—" Sans' eyes widened. "no. no wait. that's brilliant! oh, thy holy universe, thank the time travelling hoaxes and that age-old crazy gaster in the kitchen, i have found the winning ticket to our safety."

He got up immediately.

"i must alert the others."

"—and i tell it to you, our giant hide and seek game with the human, spanning across the entire kingdom, will start now!" Sans exclaimed to the crowd of monsters huddling his stage.

Then, left and right, everyone started to disappear. Everyone participated in the historical game of hide and seek. The game was so popular amongst monsters that it had been a sacred ritual for the past hundreds of years that they do not meddle with the game.

When it's played, it will be played right.

Sans grinned at himself for the idea. His brother, Papyrus, was confused with the action, but joined in the fun anyway because it was sacred for the game to be played with utmost seriousness and intensity. The game of hide and seek dated back to their ancestors and will not be toyed with.

Everyone, Undyne, Mettaton, Alphys, Asgore, Toriel, went to hide in their places. As for Sans... he'll lock himself in his room. No sweat.

But the moment he stepped into his room, he found at least twenty monsters, including Undyne and Papyrus, sitting around. They knew this was the ultimate spot for hide and seek. However! Sans still had another winning ticket to the game! He got his key and went for the back door of the house, cornering himself in his crazy Gaster's lab.

After three days of sitting in silence, he looked through the contents of the drawers and found himself in photos.

"wow. i remember these." Sans told himself, chuckling at the memory. "gaster was sure good with photoshop. i don't even know these people."

Four days later...

Chara spawned into the world, walking around the halls as quickly as they could.

"Okay, no-reset no-mercy speedrun attempt #123 is a go..." Chara told herself. "...I can't believe I screwed up fighting Undyne. Jesus christ, she's hard."

Chara walked over to the light patch where Flowey should be, expecting him to pop out of the ground. But he didn't.

Chara stopped there.

"Where's that son of a bitch at?" they berated. "Where is he at?! Bastard is wasting my time!"

Chara stomped on the ground, growling angrily and shrieking out of rage and frustration.

"What the hell is happening!?" Chara shouted, "Where the flying crap is Flowey?!"

A/N: Don't know what this is. To be honest, I spent an hour. It was a really stupid hour.