Oh hey guys... How's it going? *smiles sheepishly* I cannot begin to tell you how sorry I am that I left on that brutal cliffhanger. I've had a very long and tough year. Friends, family, and just plain life in general. I have been focused mainly on my wattpad account (it's -FamousLastWords- for those of you on there) and just haven't had time to publish this chapter. I have also gotten into new fandoms which you guys know how that is. I've gotten really into music too and have tried to improve my writing so I hope you enjoy!

Wade's POV

I stood, unmoving, as I watched Harley fall to the ground. Bud and Lou made their way back down the hall as Joker laughed with a touch of crazy that could only be his. Geez. He's even more creepy in person.

"Now, who's this? Did my Harley leave me for another clown?"

I shook myself out of my daze and pulled a gun. "I'm no clown. Doesn't mean I'm not funny though." I shot off but he dodged a lot faster than I would have thought. Joker shot his pistol in anger as I ran toward him. He made a lucky shot to my shoulder making me stumble. It hurt for a split second before I shook off the pain and got close enough to punch his jaw.

We fought, surprisingly well matched to the other, in hand-to-hand combat. He cut me with the knife in his shoe a few times and I replied with a shot to his thigh and forearm then stabbed his foot with a knife. Both of us were covered in our own blood as well as each others' when Joker began laughing again.

Tired of it, I grabbed him by his collar and slammed the grinning lunatic into the wall behind him. "You know, I would have been making all kinds of jokes if not for you making me so angry," I growled out.

Still smiling, he replied, "Oo, we got another wannabe comedian then? Alright, just don't spoil my punchline!" Then he landed a punch to my throat, making me release him in surprise.

"Don't you just love fighting jokes?" He asked and recovered his pistol while I was dazed. Joker reloaded his gun and aimed it at my face. "I would keep you around. You seem fun. Kicking ass, grabbing a bite, all the while cracking jokes," He drawled. He sauntered over to Harley as I struggled to my feet and lifted her up by her hair, showing the gunshot wound below her collarbone.

"But you did steal my little minx and that's a big no-no in my book," Joker dropped her and his smile grew on his face once more toward me. "Tell the big man I said hello," I heard the pistol go off and my chest flare up in pain, everything fading away as Joker smiled at me and waving with joy.

Harley's POV

I woke up tied to a bed. "Just great," I muttered but sighed in relief when I realized I was still dressed in my costume. However, my face grew pale when I remembered what had happened before I passed out. "Oh crap."

"Why hello, Harley dear."

That sick voice. That sick, evil voice I thought loved me.

"What the hell do you want?" I asked with venom as Joker entered into my field of vision.

He feigned hurt. "Harls that hurts. But if you must know," He climbed onto the bed next to me, "Since you've fallen for that gender opposite of yourself, I figured I should have some fun."

My eyes went wide as he licked his lips. "Fun?" I managed in a whisper.

He smiled at me, an evil glint in his eyes. "Oh, yes. I was just warming up when you still loved me. Now it's time for the main event!"

Joker cackled madly and pressed a finger just beneath my collar bone and above my cleavage, making my breath hitch and let out a gasp of surprise as he searched for the bullet. I was almost crying in pain when he finally brought it out, fingers bloody, then threw it over his shoulder.

"Now we can get started.."

Okay so kinda cliffhanger but I'm pretty sure you can put two and two together and assume what Joker does to poor Harley. Has my writing improved? Please let me know! Also, thank you guys for all the support I really, really appreciate it. Kudos to Diana (a named guest) for the idea of Joker torturing Harley. I will update soon (I promise for reals) before February ends. I've already written the epilogue for this story and I love how I've ended it I just need to get there. This story will be no more than twenty chapters long but longer than ten chapters. Last but not least, Merry Christmas Eve and Happy Holidays! I'll see you guys next year! :)