So you guys apparently like this fic too. This series (SnS) is pretty dark which is why most stories are quite dark, but there's gotta be some humor right? Anyways…

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-Rocket-Hime

Isami was working on constantly updating and adding on to the decrees of the 92nd generation. They were constantly going around causing trouble for him.

He sighed and continued to type.

The Tootsuki Decree

As due to the tradition which Tootsuki Culinary Academy continues to this day, the Tootsuki Decree of the 92nd Generation will now be written. All decrees written in by the Elite Ten will be obeyed by the Elite Ten and Students. Should any of the decrees be broken, you are at risk to being expelled, unless certain conditions made by the Dean himself.

The following decrees will be obeyed at all times, as signed by the 92nd Generation.

61. Post flyers around the school that say "Never trust a skinny chef."

62. Create a game show in which contestants must guess what Souma put inside

63. Put Souma Sludge inside one of said dishes (refer to decree #62)

I thought we settled that there was no Souma Sludge allowed. Isami thought.

64. Use the unlimited money granted to the Elite Ten to build a Food Amusement park

65. Use the unlimited money granted to the Elite Ten to build weird, unnecessary statues of squid tentacles around the school

66. Take down any posters of this decree around Tootsuki

67. Let Yoshino put camera's inside of the baths

68. Consistently let the Elite Ten fight over who has to sample Yukihira's new dishes

69. Let Erina know what this number also represents

70. Record the Dean's strip technique, and make a 10 hour loop of it

71. Pay Yoshino to print and display all of the things on the Tootsuki Boy's fansite, around Tootsuki

72. Go around saying "It's just a prank!" To everyone in the campus and leave them wondering what the prank was

73. Have the a prank come half a week later by kidnapping Erina causing there to be a massive search and rescue throughout Tootsuki

74. Kidnap Erina

75. Bring Erina to a laundromat

76. Bring Erian to an arcade

77. Put Sakaki's "rice juice" into the Elite Ten's drinks

78. Record all of the foodgasms and post them on porn sites

79. Unleash fangirls on Takumi, telling them that he's thinking of marrying early

80. Create a site just for Azami containing tons of "Senpai" photos

81. Some how make money off of the website

82. Put a stuffed doll in everyone's room that stares into your soul

83. Put cameras in the dolls

84. Link those dolls to Isshiki-senpai with a microphone

85. Plant Senpai photos in Azami's room

86. Hijack the schools speakers and broadcast "The Duck Song" on repeat

87. Be the MC for a shokugeki

88. Be allowed near microphones

89. Ask Yoshino to rob from his dad's bank account

90. Kidnap random children and enroll them as Foodgasm prodigies

91. Make food puns the entire day

Example: "Can you brie-lieve it?" Or "Well, would you look at the thyme!"

92. Show a "Howtobasic" video in cooking class

93. Spread rumors of how Isshiki-senpai does his underwear tricks

94. Attempt to copy him

95. Fail after getting tangled with the fundoshi string

96. Hold a play/musical called "Flavor: Foodgasm Visions Come To Life"

97. Establish a council to prank everyone

98. Produce spin-offs like "Prank Wars, Nurse Wars, Clothes Wars, Office Wars, Music Wars"

99. Create an army of fish heads

100. Have them invade Polaris

101.

Isami couldn't think of something else to put on there anymore. At least for now. Seriously, what was the guy even thinking? Leaving the Nakiri heiress alone in an arcade of all places.

He sighed and walked out of the room, the Duck song was still stuck in his head from the day Souma hijacked the speaker system. Isami made his way to the Polaris dorm, where he was meeting up with Takumi for the meal they were invited over for.

When he walked in he was barraged with yelps and screams throughout the foyer. The scene before him looked hellish. Animals were running around the mansion chasing each other and the people inside. Amakusa Naho, a new first-year, was screaming her head off when a deer tackled her down.

"Aldini-senpai! Help me!" She screamed when she spotted me by the door. My path to her was obstructed by geese and wild game everywhere with some Polaris people running through being chased by game animals.

After running over to help the poor girl up, the speaker crackled to life. Someone was laughing into the mike.

"Hahahhahaa! Feel the wrath of the Fauna army! With this I claim the Polaris dorm as property of the Fauna/Yukihira army!" Souma continued to laugh into the speaker.

Isami mentally noted:

101. Let Yoshino's animal run free

102. Make an army out of them

OMAKE

Figures it was him.

"Psssst… Isami-kun…." Isami jumped at the voice coming from above. Isshiki was up in the ceiling hiding a bit to avoid all the birds flying around. "Save me." Tears started streaming down in waterfalls, falling onto the animals. "They've invaded the ceiling. It's not safe."

Somewhere else there were screams.

"The girls were supposed to be taking a bath." Isshiki said.

Are you kidding me?

No I'm not dead… I just got really busy with school and I found 9gag…

Anyway, if you guys want more of this again, it's going to be about another character, probably because I'm beginning to have a hard time coming up with more of these. That's kinda why there's so few. You can also tell me some other things to add, in your reviews. I have a handbell competition on Saturday… gahh so nervous. I'll try to update Isami's Observations soon so just wait for it.

-Rocket-hime