I just decided to write this for fun. Let's see how it goes!

"HUMAN! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS!" Papyrus proudly proclaimed (I love alliteration) as the human nodded along. "OKAY. NUMBER ONE. HOW DO YOU HOLD YOUR FACIAL FEATURES IN THE PROPER ORDER? IS THERE SOME KIND OF CREAM THAT YOU USE? I MUST KNOW!" Now, the human just looked confused. Just as they were about to answer, Papyrus yelled, "I SEE THAT YOU ARE A STEEL TRAP! I MUST GET THE ANSWERS... LET'S TRY ANOTHER QUESTION! WHAT DOES THAT MESS UP INSIDE OF YOUR HEAD DO? IT SEEMS LIKE IT ISN'T USED." Sans started sniggering into his hand, and the human began to look very insulted. "AND FURTHERMORE, WHY IS YOUR HEART CONSIDERED THE MOST IMPORTANT ORGAN? YOUR STOMACH SEEMS TO BE NEEDED A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN YOUR HEART." The human seemed to be very mad at him, for some reason, so maybe they didn't like questions. Hmmm. Papyrus thought about it for a while, then just decided to go back to his original plan of capturing the human and getting a spot on the Royal Guard. "WHILE I'M AT IT, AFTER I CAPTURE YOU I COULD SEND YOU TO DOCTOR ALPHYS. SHE MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT WHY THEIR LEGS DON'T JUST COLLAPSE WHEN THEY TRY TO RUN." Between gasp of laughter that Papyrus chose to ignore, Sans choked out, "she might be able to find something... il-LEG-ular!" Papyrus put his hand to his face. He might need to stay away from Sans for the rest of the day. Suddenly, the human pushed past him, crying about something. "HUH. I WONDER WHY THEY DIDN'T ASK ME FOR HELP. I WOULD HAVE CHEERED THEM UP INSTANTLY!" "yep. you sure would've, pap. you make everyone feel better."