A/N: Welcome to a glimpse of the days at sea when the Straw Hats are on their way to their next adventures!

These one shots will not be in any sort of chronological orders and are just going to be determined by what I think would be fun to write! Please leave any prompts or suggestions :)

Laundry Day

"Check mate," Rei murmured, sliding the bishop across the chess board and looking calmly over at the Heart Pirate.

It was a quiet afternoon for the Straw Hats while they made their way from Punk Hazard to Dressrosa. Everyone was doing their own thing around the ship and it seemed like a normal day. However, the Heart Pirate did not share that sentiment and everyone could feel his anxiety and anticipation to get to their destination. Thus, Rei had suggested a game of chess to keep the Heart Pirate occupied. She was itching to play a game anyways. Soon, one game turned into three with Rei as the definitive winner.

Law's lazy expression did not move as he leaned back in his chair. "Well done, Rei-ya. Well done, indeed."

"You're much better than everyone else here," Rei admitted, "I had to change my strategy a couple of times."

"I don't think I've ever been beaten before," Law said, "So this is quite an experience."

Rei smiled softly. "Defeat is sometimes more valuable than victory."

"Not in this case," Law grumbled, "The only thing I'm taking away from this is a bruised ego."

"Does this mean you don't want to play another game?" Rei asked.

Law was about to answer but was interrupted by the cook, who came out of the kitchen carrying two hampers in each hand and a cigarette pressed tightly between his lips. "Alright, everyone. It's laundry day!"

He placed the hampers in the middle of the lawn deck. "Idiots, put all your dirty rags in the blue hampers. Nami-swan, Robin-chwan, and Rei-chwan, please put your precious clothing in the pink ones! Remember, whites and colors are to be separated."

Rei looked over at Law. "If you want to wash your clothes, I'm sure someone can lend you something to wear and we can-"

"I'm fine, Rei-ya," Law interrupted curtly as he began to reset the board for a new game.

"Why is it everytime Sanji does laundry we always have to sort our clothes? It takes so long for him to do it, especially since he always does the girls' first and leaves ours in a messy pile in the middle of the lawn deck," Usopp muttered to Chopper as they trudged towards their room to fetch their dirty clothes, "He also left a couple of cigarette burns in some of my old tshirts."

"I know," Chopper agreed, "I like it when Rei does it. She's the most efficient and remembers which clothes belong to who so it's all sorted when we get it back. She also folds mine for me and leaves it on my bed."

Usopp shot a wistful look over at the tactician and then he noticed who she was sitting with. A lightbulb went off in his head and a devilish smile crept over his face. He rubbed his hands together and looked over at his reindeer friend. "Chopper, can you get my clothes for me? I have to discuss something with those two."

"What?! Why should I do your work for you?" Chopper complained.

Usopp lifted his chin, sticking his nose into the air. "There's a secret alliance meeting going on right now between me, Rei, and Tra-guy," he lied, "They asked for my help because they need to strategize our plan of attack when we get to Dressrosa so I can't miss it."

"Whoahhhh! They did?!" Chopper squeaked.

Usopp nodded. "Yes, even they need the help of my legendary tactical mind." He then looked sternly at his friend, "But it's a secret so don't tell anyone, okay? The success of our plan is to keep everything quiet. I'm counting on you to help get my laundry as that is also vital to our victory. Can you do that for me?"

"Yes sir!" Chopper nodded dutifully and scurried into the room.

The mischievous grin returned to the sniper's face and he marched over to the chess game, grabbing the cook by the arm while he walked past.

"Oy! Usopp. What the hell are you doing?" Sanji shouted.

"Giving you a chance of a lifetime," Usopp hissed back, not breaking stride.

Rei looked up from her chess piece and looked solemnly at the sniper and the cook. "Did you two want to play too?" she asked.

"Actually, I have a proposition for you, Tra-guy," Usopp said, glancing over his shoulder to make sure no one else was around to hear him.

If it was surprising to the Heart Pirate, he didn't show it as he stared at the sniper. "What do you want, Nose-ya?," he asked coolly.

"Back at Punk Hazard," Usopp said and he pointed at Sanji, "You switched his body with Nami's, right?"

Law nodded. "That is correct."

"Can you switch his with Rei's?" Usopp requested.

Rei's eyes widened as Sanji took a less subtle approach. "WHAT?! To have the honor of not only experiencing Nami-swan's sexy body but Rei-chwan's delicate one as well?!"

Law only lifted an eyebrow and pursed his lips. "Why would you want me to do that? And more importantly, why should I do it?"

Usopp smirked. "Because, I'd rather have Rei do our laundry than this cigarette smoking idiot here but Nami is so strict on our duty delegations she would never allow us to substitute for each other. And you'll do it because…"

He nudged Sanji, who caught on immediately. "Because if you don't, I'll bake bread and only bread for all the meals you have on this ship."

An enraged look came over Law's face while Rei looked curiously between the sniper and the cook. "If you need help with the laundry, Sanji, I can lend a hand and-"

"No, Nami-swan would only get mad at me, thinking I was shirking my duties," Sanji said. And in Rei-chan's body, I can finally enter the forbidden wonderland, the Girls' Quarters!

"Besides, you'll be helping out me and Chopper," Usopp insisted, "A good friend would do it for her nakama."

Rei glanced across the chess board and was met with the stony glare of the Heart Pirate, who did not take kindly to being threatened, especially by something as trivial as bread. "Rei-ya," he said lowly, "Don't tell me you're okay with this."

Rei blinked back at him. "I want to be a good nakama."

A sullen look came over Law's face and he mentally counted to ten. "Fine," he grunted, "It's not like we're doing much else anyways."

Sanji grinned. "Come on. Let's do it in the kitchen so no one else sees."

He hooked his arm around Usopp's shoulder. "You're a genius! I owe you one," he muttered to the sniper.

"This is weird," Rei, in Sanji's body, said as she saw the kitchen through Sanji's eyes. He was a few inches taller than her and she wasn't used to suddenly seeing everything partially elevated. Law sat comfortably on the bench with his nodachi leaning against his shoulder, happily eating an onigiri that Sanji had made for him as a peace offering.

"Whoah, Rei-chan, your body is completely different than Nami-san's," Sanji, in Rei's body, breathed as he flexed her muscles and did some squats. He grabbed Rei's breasts. "Very different."

Usopp smacked Sanji-Rei over the head, "Watch it! Or else I'll sic Zoro on you."

Rei-Sanji smiled, not really registering what Sanji had just done. "Thank you," she said, "I worked hard to get my body that way."

"Listen," Usopp said with his hands on his hips, "Because you two still sound like yourselves, you need to not speak around the others, otherwise it'll give it away."

"Aren't we just hiding this from Nami?" Rei asked, "Why would it matter if anyone else knows?"

"Chopper, Brook, and Luffy can't keep a secret for the life of them," Usopp said, counting off with his fingers, "Franky and Robin would most likely disapprove of what we're doing...and do you really want to tell Zoro?"

Rei-Sanji thought about it and she shook her head. "You're right. It would only make him angry knowing that we're wasting time instead of training."

That's not why...All three men thought with a sweat drop.

"I guess I'll go start laundry then," Rei-Sanij said and walked towards the door kitchen. She then paused and looked over at herself, "Please don't smoke in my body."

"I won't, Rei-chan," Sanji-Rei promised.

The door swung shut behind her as she made her way to the lawn deck. She nodded politely to Brook, who was playing his violin along the deck. His clothes and Franky's were already in the hampers but their's were the only ones. She carried the hampers over first to the girls' quarters and she knocked on the door. Robin answered and smiled at her.

"Cook," Robin greeted and then she saw the hampers in her hand, "Oh! Is it laundry day already?"

She kept the door open so Rei could see that Nami was inside as well. She waved awkwardly at Nami at the navigator, who gave her a weird look before questioningly returning the gesture.

Rei-Sanji left the pink hampers at the door before heading over to the men's quarters, just as Sanji brushed past her in her own body. I hope he remembers where I told him my clothes were, Rei thought to herself as she entered the male domain, It would be such a waste to clean an already clean set of laundry.

Luffy was napping and snoring loudly on his top bunk, while Chopper rushed over with a pile of Usopp's clothes in his hands. "Here you go, Sanji! I'll bring over Luffy's since he's not awake to do it himself."

Rei-Sanji nodded at the reindeer. Her eyes scanned over the different dressers lining against the wall. Sanji said his dresser was the one next to Zoro's...but which one is that?

"Oy! Get out of my way, you shitty cook."

Instinctively, she whirled around and raised a leg high up into the air to block an incoming hit from the hilt of Zoro's sword. She stared wide eyed at the scowling swordsman as she could feel Sanji's blood boil. It was as if Sanji's body was physically opposed to him.

"What's with that look?" the swordsman grunted as he withdrew his weapon and entered the doorway, giving Rei-Sanji a hard knock on the shoulder as he moved past her, "Surprised I still have this much energy after my long work out?"

He stood in front of his dresser, which was the one tucked in the corner of the room. If that's his dresser..., Rei thought as she rushed over to the dresser on the swordsman's left. She pulled out the top drawer where she found a pile of Sanji's crumpled suit shirts, Yes! I found it!

Zoro glanced over at the hampers by the door. "Oh, is it laundry day? Alright, let me give you my clothes and don't think you can pretend that you didn't see my clothes this time!"

She grabbed Sanji's clothes and clutched it tightly to her chest just as the swordsman started to peel off his sweaty clothes, first by removing his arms from his sleeves and then untying his belly band. Rei's eyes ran over the rippling muscles along his arms and back and without warning, she felt blood shoot out of her nose.

"SANJI!" Chopper shrieked.

"What the hell, Mr. Nosebleed?!" Zoro roared as Rei-Sanji hurriedly covered her nose with her hand, letting some of the shirts fall to the ground, "Have you started to prey on men as well now?!"

Why is Sanji's body so out of control?!, Rei thought in horror, What is it doing?!

"Sanji, are you okay?" Chopper pressed, pulling Rei-Sanji's hand down so he could examine the nose, "What happened?"

Rei knew if she spoke up now she would be busted and she wanted to be a good nakama for Usopp and Sanji but she couldn't just stay here with Zoro and Chopper looking at her. Thus, Rei did the only thing that was logical to her. She ran.

Zoro couldn't believe it himself but the love cook had hit an all time high on the skeezy scale. What's next? Peeping at them in the shower? Watching them while they slept? He made a mental note to remind the other guys about this development, especially Franky. With the cyborg prancing around in a speedo and unbuttoned shirt, he was most likely in the most danger.

He looked over at the reindeer. "Chopper, you've studied amputation, right?"

Chopper nodded. "Why do you ask?"

"Just wondering if you've ever performed a surgical castration before," Zoro muttered as he walked over to close the door to the men's quarters and locked it just in case the cook was coming back. He undressed fully and threw all his clothes into the hamper. He then rummaged through the bottom shelf of his dresser and threw on a black t-shirt and blue board shorts.

"Sanji is acting very weird," Chopper said, eyeing the hamper, "I wonder if that secret meeting with Usopp, Rei, and Law had anything to do with it."

He gasped and clamped his hooves over his mouth. "AH! I wasn't supposed to say anything."

Zoro peered over at the reindeer. "Secret meeting?" he knelt down so that he was eye level to the reindeer, "What's going on?"

Chopper squeaked. "I can't...I'll get Usopp in trouble if I tell you and our victory on Dressrosa would be at stake!"

"Victory?" Zoro asked.

"EEEEEP! I spoke too much again," Chopper cried, "Don't tell Usopp I told you. He told me I shouldn't mention it to anyone. It's strictly between him, Rei, and Law but I also saw him pull Sanji into the meeting so maybe Sanji's in on it too."

Zoro narrowed his eyes and marched towards the door. "I'll get it out of the Know It All."

"Ah! Rei!" he heard Robin gasp from the girls' room just as he walked out.

He ran over to them and pounded on the locked door. "Oy! What's going on?"

He heard a clicking sound and Robin opened the door with one hand while she pulled a floral white shirt down to cover her mid-drift with the other. "We were just undressing to get all our dirty clothes into the hamper when…"

She opened the door wider and Zoro stuck his head in to see the Know It All kneeling catatonically on the floor, with her eyes in a loving daze and two streams of blood coming out of her nose. Nami squatted over her in a lacy pink bra and underwear.

"OY! Know It All!" Zoro shouted, racing over to her and pulling her up to her feet, "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you acting like that shitty love cook?!"

Thwack!

Instantly he was knocked to the side by Nami's punch. "Idiot!" She barked, "Don't just barge into our room. I'm barely dressed!"

"I've seen you wear less fabric than that, Nami," Zoro hissed, "And don't forget about that time you flashed us at Alabasta."

"Yeah, well, you still haven't fully paid off the fee for that," Nami huffed as she went over to her closet and pulled out a pale yellow robe. She wrapped it around herself and glanced over at Rei, who was still very much in a daze.

"She has been acting very weird, especially when she went through her own clothes and got to her underwear section," Nami said, "Then she completely lost it when Robin and I started to undress. If I didn't know any better, I'd say she was-"

"Mellorines...so many mellorines...I love ladies."

The three of them gaped at Rei, who had started to mutter in a very manly voice. A very manly but familiar voice.

"Do you think, Traffy-kun swapped people's bodies around again?" Robin mused with her arms folded across her chest.

"I'm going to cut them," Zoro seethed as he got to his feet and raced for the door, "Usopp, Law, Sanji...They're all dead."

Instantly, Robin's arms sprouted in front of the door, blocking his way. He glared at the archaeologist.

"What does Usopp have to do with anything?" Nami asked with her hands on her hips.

"Chopper saw those four talking together earlier," Zoro growled as he roughly pushed all the arms out of the way. They disappeared among a flurry of flower petals, "It had to be about whatever this is. Usopp has always been a prankster."

"Hold it," Nami called after him. She walked over the room so she stood very close to Robin and Zoro. She lowered her voice into a hushed tone and glanced over cautiously at Rei's body. Sanji-Rei was still pretty out of it and Nami gave a satisfied nod towards the historian and swordsman, "Usopp is not the only one who can have some fun with this. Here's my plan…"

"Please change us back," Rei pleaded to Law and Usopp in the kitchen. She had two rolled up pieces of tissues stuck up Sanji's nose, "I think Zoro and Chopper are already on to me. I don't know if I can keep this up."

"Even if I wanted to," Law said with a shrug, "We need to get Blackleg-ya to come back with your body."

"I'll go get him then," Rei replied but was stopped by Usopp.

"You can't," Usopp said, "Didn't you say he was in the girls' room? You can't go in there, especially if you can't speak. We'll have to wait."

"But-" Rei's sentence was cut off when Nami walked into the kitchen wearing a very scandalous black dress that hugged her in all the right places with a plunging neckline that left little to the imagination. Usopp's jaw dropped as Law's eyes widened at the sight.

"Sanji-kun," she cooed walking over and slipping Rei-Sanji's arm over her shoulder before wrapping her arms around his waist, making sure to press her chest against his body, "Could you come with me for a second?"

"N-N-N-Nami," Usopp gasped, "What are you doing?"

Nami smiled sweetly up at Rei-Sanji, whose mind was racing from the confusion. "Don't mind us, Usopp. I'm just giving Sanji-kun what he always wanted."

Rei's eyes widened as Nami stood on her tippy toes and brushed her lips against Rei-Sanji's ears. "Me," she whispered just loud enough for Usopp and Law to hear.

"WHAAAAAAT?!" Usopp shrieked, grabbing his face in horror.

Rei numbly let Nami pull her out of the kitchen where Robin stood in an equally provocative red dress. Nami held Rei-Sanji firmly by the hand and began to lead her down to the lawn deck. Rei turned to look panickingly at the sniper. Usopp! Help!

"W-W-W-Wait a minute!" Usopp shrieked, scrambling out of the kitchen after them, "What's going on?"

Nami smiled and gestured down to the lawn deck where two chairs were set in the middle of the deck facing the same way. One was empty while the other one had a happy Sanji-Rei sitting in it with Robin's many arms holding him down. Zoro scowled over the whole scene from the railing.

Nami pushed Rei-Sanji into the chair and brushed a hand over Rei-Sanji's cheeks. "You've done so much for us, Sanji-kun," Nami said, her voice dripping with honey, "So Robin and I have decided to reward your efforts with a dance."

A dance? What kind of dance?, Rei thought in confusion.

"Ooh! Party? Are we celebrating something?" Luffy cheered as he and Chopper came out of the men's quarters.

"Oy! If Sanji's the one getting the dance, then why is Rei there?" Usopp demanded, pointing at Sanji-Rei, who was too excited about the possibility of getting a dance from Robin-chan to complain.

"We figured Rei is a little lacking when it comes to these kind of things," Nami said, "So she should get a dance too."

"From you and Robin?" Usopp asked, not quite getting it.

Nami grinned, "Of course not. It would be from-"

"SUPER ME!" Franky shouted as he burst out of the men's rooms wearing a bright yellow tropical shirt and colorful leis around his neck. His head was wrapped in a red scarf with tropical fruit piled high on top of it and he had red maracas in each hand, "Music! Maestro!"

"Yohohohoho," Brook laughed as he pulled out his electric guitar and started to jam.

Sanji-Rei's jaw dropped in horror as the cyborg started to shimmy his way down the steps, while in the corner of his eye, he could see his precious Nami-san leaning over his own body and whispering something into his ears. It was all too much.

"STOP! STOP!" he shouted, "This is torture! Let me get my body back from Rei-chan so I can enjoy Nami-swan's precious dance!"

Thwack! Thwack!

Instantly, a lump formed over Sanji-Rei and Usopp's heads. The first from Nami, who bopped the cook, while the sniper's was from the butt of Zoro's sword.

Robin stared stonily at Sanji and Usopp. "Never, ever take over Rei's body like that," she scolded.

"Yes, ma'am," Sanji-Rei and Usopp gulped.

Franky and Brook stopped in the middle of their performance. "What? So we don't get to finish the song?" Franky pouted.

"Shishishishi," Luffy laughed, "I don't know what's going on but it looks like fun."

Rei-Sanji's eyes went to Zoro, Nami, and then Robin. Nami had whispered "Busted" into her ear during the dance right before Sanji snapped.

"I'm sorry I got in the way of laundry day," she said in sincerity.

"That's not why we're mad!" Nami and Zoro snapped.