My name is Brittany S. Pierce and I love life. I go to UCLA and I have the best friends anyone could ask for. Quinn of course is my best friend and my main hook up, if it wasn't for her I'd go crazy. Quinn was the first person to ever know that I was born with a penis, well except my parents. Quinn and I met when we were 12 and she is actually the first girl I ever jacked off to. We started hooking up shortly after we started college and now we are sophomores so it hasn't been that long and it's nothing serious. I've never really been the relationship type person. I've never had the urge to always have someone around, someone I could kiss when I wanted, cuddle with or to just simply hold their hand. That is until I met Pucks new lady friend.

Quinn and I are hanging out in the schools cafeteria when Puck comes and sits by me. Puck is my other best friend and we both love women and we love to talk about them to with each other. Puck and I have even been involved in threesomes and what not, needless to say he knows my dicks bigger than his. Which he was super butt hurt about for a while but he still gets ladies so he's all good. You could say he's my ultimate wing man, well until now.

"So I was thinking we could have a bonfire tonight" Puck said "I want you all to meet my new girl."

"Wait...just two days ago you were trying to get together with Brooke" I said to him.

"All right technically she's not my girl...yet. I just met her yesterday and she's really hot and cool. Perfect for me" he said with a serious face.

Quinn couldn't help but laugh before she asked him what her name was.

"Santana" he replied.

"That's a pretty name. Where did you meet her?" I asked

Puck is always trying to hook up with girls and I'm usually right there with him so it's hard to believe that this is going to be a serious thing. No offense to Puck but he could be a bit of a skeeze so the girl can't be that great. It's hard to tame a guy like Puck so I guess we'll see how this goes.

"I went to the convenience store down the street to pick up some rellos and we ran into each other. Like literally, we were both going to the counter and I didn't see her. Man you should hear the mouth this babe has on her" he chuckled. "She was so hot I offered to pay for her things and it turns out we have a class together, so things kind of happened."

"Aww look at you being all sweet. Even though you just want to get in her pants" Quinn said with a smile.

"Right. He has a heart after all" I laugh.

"Oh fuck you both" he chuckles "She's legit the real deal" he says.

'Well good, Quinn and I will see if everyone's down for a bonfire and you can get the supplies."

"All right awesome, see y'all later" he said as he got up and fist bumped me.

"Let's get started" Quinn said as she stood up.

Everyone said hell yeah to a bonfire and Puck told everyone to be there at 7:30. He wanted us all to be there before they arrived, to see how good they looked together. Loser. I'm on my way to Quinn's room so we can head to the beach. I decided to wear black skinny jeans black Superman hoodie, plain red snap back and my red vans. I'd say I look pretty damn good. I knock on her door and she comes out wearing black short shorts and a plain yellow tank top.

"What, no sundress today?" I ask

She kisses me on the cheek as hello before saying a quick "Shut up." We head down to one of the students parking and hop in Quinn's red bug. I know I'm only 5'8 but I always feel cramped in that thing.

"You think Pucks there yet?" I ask.

"No. You know what he said, he's going to wait for us all to get there" she said in an annoyed tone, which I know is not directed at me. "You'd think he was getting married or some shit with the way he's acting" she said in the same tone. I know she's happy that he may have found someone that could make him settle and to make him happy. We've got each others backs like no other she just isn't that well at showing her happiness.

We arrive at the beach and park next to Sam's car. Good ol Sammy boy. I grab the cooler of beer from the trunk and Quinn grabs our chairs. It's already kind of dark out so we can't see who's here yet. As we walk up I see that pretty much everyone is here and I of course go and open my big mouth.

"All right, let's see if this girl is hot enough to give me a boner" I say

"Fuck Brittany" I look over to my left and instantly connect eyes with Puck. Then my eyes shift to his right and hey lock with these deep brown eyes. Fuck me. This girl is definitely hot enough to give me a boner, shit I might even jizz in my pants. The girl reaches up to scratch her chin and the motion snaps me out of my daze. The way the fire reflects from her eyes just makes me wanna go nuts.

"Whoops, my apologies" I say. All the girl does is smirk and wave it off as if it was nothing. Puck on the other hand could melt my face off with the look he's giving me. Quinn just laughs and we head to the open spot and start sipping on a beer.

"Anyway, these two knuckle heads here are Brittany and Quinn. The one with the loud mouth is Brittany" Puck says as he goes to grab a beer.

Santana gets up and walks up to us with a huge smile on her face. She walks up to Quinn first and shakes her hand with a nice to meet you. Then she looks at me with that same little smirk, I can't help but to check her out. She has long black hair which is curled, the prettiest brown eyes and the most kissable lips. Don't get me started on her boobs and legs because I would never stop talking.

"Nice to meet you Brittany" she says while holding her hand out. I go to shake it and I can now add soft skin to the list of reason why is girl is hot.

"You too Santana" I say with a smile as I drop my hand and take a sip of beer. With one last smile she turns to head back to her seat. Omg that ass. You could bounce quarters off that thing. Damn Puck for finding her first.