81. Master Kenobi is not Groundskeeper Willie.

82. I will not create a pin-up calendar of Sith girls, and sell it as 'Palpie's Angels".

83. I will not write "Dooku wuz here" on the back of Padawan Tano's shorts.

84. I will not wake the Temple at 3 AM with "Cock-a-doodle-doo, ladies".

85. "ONLY I CAN HAVE SENPAI" Is not an appropriate battle cry.

86. Master Yoda is not Senpai.

87. Neither is Master Kenobi.

88. Or Master Skywalker.

89. Or Master Windu.

90. I am not Yandere-chan.

91. I will not dye Master Kenobi's beard purple.

92. I will not give red shirts to clone troopers and say they're the uniform for the position.

93. I will not sing "We're off to see the Wizard." while being sent to the council.

94. Especially with Younglings as backup singers.

95. And certainly not with Padawan Tano on a kazoo.

96. I will not claim I can see the Grim Reaper.

97. I will not claim I can see him standing next to Master Skywalker tapping his watch.

98. When Master Skywalker and Master Kenobi fight, I will not go:

"SLASH SLASH SLASH! LET'S SEE SOME SLASH!"

Or:

"Kiss him already!"

99. Even if Padawan Tano finds it hilarious.

100. I will not shove tampons up Master Skywalker's nose. Even if Padawan Tano finds it hilarious.

"Cass? You done there?" Anakin inquired

"Yes Master." I handed the list to my arch-nemesis' Master.

"Okay. Now just a warning."

"What must thou warn me about, O Master Jedi?"

"Ahsoka's waiting for you outside."

Oh shit. Well, whoever's reading this, please tell them to play Elton John at my funeral. Until then, this is Milo Cass signing off. See you in the medbay!

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