Foreword:

So I've had a few ideas about the To Aru Universe that I've wanted to write for a while now. The first was A Certain Fed Up Boy.

The next is a story idea I gave to MrQuestion Mark to write. You can read that story idea here s/10979729/24/Between-The-Lines

This is another idea that I had. I think this idea is very much equal to all my other ideas and I hope you enjoy it just as much. A majority of Touma's harem will appear in this story.

By the way. There will probably, maybe, possibly not be any pairings in this story.

It was a sunny day in the city of science Academy City. It was mid-afternoon and a ward 66⁰ outside. Schools throughout the city were close to ending and students being let out for the day. At a Certain High School, in a certain class, attended by a certain boy a strange argument was taking place. "OF COURSE BUNNY GIRLS ARE BETTER THEN MAIDS! THE EARS AND THE LITTLE BUNNY TAIL CINCH IT." Yelled Aogami Pierce. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? MAID ARE OVIOUSLY BETTER THE BUNNY GIRLS. MAIDS WILL TEND TO THEIR MASTERS IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE. THAT PERFERATABLE TO BUNNY GIRLS ANY DAY!" yelled back Tsuchimikado Motoharu.

Kamijou Touma, the third member of the group was watching passively while the argument continued. Suddenly the two boys stopped and turned to Touma. "Well Kami-yan you'll settle this. Which do you think is better?" asked Tsuchimikado. Touma looked at the two boys with a completely bored expression and sighted. "It doesn't really matter which to me. I'll never meet one or the other. In fact I'll never meet any girl and have a normal high school experience with her." Remaked Touma.

The two boys who were once arguing, looked at Touma, then each other. The both nodded their heads, looked back at Touma and both of them punched Touma directly in the face, knocking him out of his chair. Touma fell to the floor with a loud crash. "Hey, what was that for!?" asked Touma from the flood, while rubbing both of his cheeks which were now red.

"Kami-yan, how can you say that you'll never meet any girls when the Kami-yan disease runs rampant?" asked Tsuchimikado. "Right, right." Agreed Aogami. "What disease? Stop playing around, there's no such thing as a "Kami-yan disease"." Replied Touma. "Kamijou san, you've meet plently of girls. In fact every guy in this class hates you for how many girls you've been associated with." Responded Aogami. Touma thought about it for a moment. ""Does every guy in here really believe there is a thing as a Kami-yan disease, and that I really associate with that many girls?"" Touma shock the thought out of his head. There was no such thing and he would prove it.

"Look, I don't know what you and the other guys around here think, but I'm telling you that there is no such thing. I'm not a smooth operator like guys you see on TV drama or in movies, or in manga. I'll never meet a girl that likes this poor Kamijou-san. So I'll prove it to you both. I'll try to be a smooth as possible, and prove that no girl will ever want me." Touma said to his friends, slightly depressing himself.

"Ok Kami-yan, what should we wager?" asked Tsuchimikado. "Touma thought about it for a moment before coming up with an idea. "How about the loser treats the winner to dinner at a nice restaurant for a week?" asked Touma. Tsuchimikado and Aogami looked at each other for a moment before both agreed to the terms, sure that they would win. "Agreed. And no backing out of it Kamijou san" responded Aogami. "I should be saying that to the both of you. Because I'm bring Index with me and you know how she eats." Replied Touma.

Looking scared for only a few fleeting seconds, the two boys stood their ground and the bet was shook on. "Ok then. Starting tomorrow I will try to be as cool as the guys you see on TV dramas and prove that this Kami-yan disease does not exist." Proclaimed Touma to his two friends.

And with that the bet was on.

Afterword:

I know this chapter was short, but they will get longer. Probably about the length of my other chapters in my other story.

So what did you guys think? Does the Kami-yan disease actually exist, or isTouma just really (un)lucky?

As always please review and tell me what you think. And yes I promise the next chapter will be much longer.