dankabout turn

chapter 3

by jakkid166

mr wright and vo karma wre at a standoff they was staring at each other in the eyes super intently and it was real awkward so judge was like "CUT DAT SHIT OUT AND DO THE THINGo wait wat were we doing again?"

"ok" say karma and he went back to the prostecution bench

"now as u can see, i am dead"

"OBJECTIONE" said wright "HOW DO WE KNOW UR ALIVE AND JUST A HOLOGRAM?"

"fuck off and let me do my testimony" said karma "anywaye i was in the fruitmart with wright and he shot me in the face and impersonated me"

"HMM" said wright "i think he might be lyin"

"yea maybe" said maya "can we prove it tho"

"we'll see"

karma presented evidence, the gun and his wig

"as u can see, this wig has danduff from mr wrights head that was confirmed with DNA tests proving he imported me"

"and also the gun have his fingoprints on it"

wright snorted "hey karma can i see dat gun for a second"

"ok" said karma and he threw tha gun to wright

"thanks" and he duked under the defense stand nd wiped the fingerprints off the gun

wrightgot bac up again "ok heres tha gun back karma"

"thanks bro" said karma and he put tha gun back itno the court record

"ok so if we done here we can do the witness" said judge

"right" sayed karma "i call satan to tha stand"

satan went on the stand "HEB GHBDHBSAAS I SATAN"

"wtf" said wright

"name and occupatione" said karma

"satan and satan" said satan

"ok testify abot how you killed me"

"kk"

"i was at the frutmart picking up milk for jesus"

"but then i saw karmer and phoenix arguin in the fruit section"

"phoenixes pulled out a gun and shot karma in ther face and stole his hair off"

"OBJECTION" said wright "FRUITMART SELL FRUIT, NOT MILK"

"we make expansion said karma grining "we now sell fruite AND milk"

"why jus milk?" ask phoenix

"for smoothis you dumb fuck think with your brain you nose ringed noodle slurper"

"only thing i slurp is ur moms pussy" said phoenix

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" said the cortroom

"OH SNAP" say judge "SUm1 JUST GOT BUUUUURUNED"

"my moms dead u necrophiliac crapstick" say karma "anyway ur contradiction sucks so go fuck a duick and keep crose examining pls"

"fine" wright "OBJECTION"

"wtf" satan said "is it now"

"you say i fire the gun" BUT I DONT HAVE FINGERPRINTS"

PROVE IT SAID KARMA

phoenxi presented the gun "this HAS NO PRINTS ON IT, I COULDNT HAVE FIRED IT"

hahahahHAHAHAHAshasghahsah" said karma AND HE WENT OVER TO phoenix and whispered in his ear

"i meant 4 u to wipe off theprints off the gun cause im a ghost so i cant wipe stuff off but you can and now my fingereprints are off of it GET FUCKIN OWNED U LITTLE SHIT"

karma jumped on tha witness stand and danced to we will rock u by queen its a good song you shud listen to it in this next part of the story

"i got no idea wat the fuck just happened" say judge

wright was stunnd, how could karma have best him? he was anger

"KARMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" said wrighto and he threw tha gun at karma and it bounce off the wall and it fired and it hit the guy in the head

"O SHIT THE GUYS DEAD" say phoenix

"NOOOO NOT THE GUY" said judge "WHICH ONE U MUDDY FUKTERS DID THAT"

"wasent me" said phoenix

"I SAW THA GUN COME OUT OF KARMA" sayed gumshoe "IT MUSTA BEENH IM"

and karma gthost got arrested

as he was bein led away he said "lol u stupid fucks once im in prison ill just go thru the walls and escape"

but no1 cared

"YESSSSS" sayed phoenixs "IM INNOCENT"

"not so fasty wasty" said miley wiley

"wtf" said wright anD HE SAW THAT MILES EDGEGHOST WAS THE PROSECUTER NOW

"ha u aint shit on me" said wright "im alredy inocent"

"nope you forget" said edgworth "YOU WAS CAUGHT WITH WEEEEED"

"o shit" said wright

"O SHIT" said maya "WE DONT HAVE A DEFEEEENSE"

"YEA WE DONT GOT NO EVIDEEEEEENSE"

"GUESS WE JUST GOTTA PROVE ARE INNOCEEEEEEENCE"

dey both sang "JUST GOTTA EXAMERNE THE WITNESS ON THE BEEEEEEENCH"

"yea ok" said edgworth "anyway judge this gone on long enough, guilty now pls"

but judg shooked his head "dis shit is too much for my years" and he bang his gavel "ok guys weeds legal now so whatever" and he lit up a joint

"WAT THE FUCK" said edgeworth ghost

"lol" said phoneix and he took he weed stuff outta the court record "TIME TA GET SKYYYY YHIGH"

dey smo3kd d gud ku$4 lader

THE END