Chat Spots, Chapter 9: Miraculous Reacts: Anime!

A/N: Hola musical readers! SORRY I'M SO LATE! As I stated before in Ch.8, I needed more time for this chapter, and (almost two years later) here it is! And I'm bringing back the Alya and Nino trolling bit, but bringing it down a notch since they'll be reacting too.

Edit, 08/10/18: Also (and I will say this in all my stories) regarding my "hiatus" of sorts, school became very very time consuming and life altogether and I apologize, hopefully my updates'll be more consistent.

Enjoy!~Aqua

The summary: Marinette was at home, bored. Then she gets a surprise visit from her cinnamon boyfriend, and also a mysterious text from Alya. She then puts on Crunchyroll to try and cure her boredom. Then, as they do their own things, things get a little more interesting…

Disclaimer: I don't own Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir, Vocaloid, or the animes used in the chapter. All rights go to their respective owners.

Marinette was bored.

She was laying on her back, on her bed, staring at the ceiling. She sat up, and decided to do the one thing she thought to do to cure her boredom: dance to a Vocaloid song. She also received a mysterious text.

'See you in a few!-Alya' She shrugged and assumed she'd come over later. She found a catchy song that was jazz like. She started dancing around her room, singing along with what she could.

"Iiwake, hajimarimashita, mata hajimarimashita. Haa?

Sore wa saa…Sore wa saa, sore ga saa! Nigekitta tsumori na no?

Mikudashi, ari ari desu ka, mono tarinai desu ka, Nee?

Kore ga sa…Kore ga sa, kore ga sa! "Takara Mono" tte dou yuu koto sa…?

Aaaaaah ya ya, ya ya ya ya ya-AAAHHHH!" She jumped back and fell backwards onto her bed. She looked up to see a grinning Chat. She rolled her eyes and tried to keep the smile off her face, but utterly failed.

"What do you want, now that you have startled me and caused me minor pain, my ever so loving boyfriend?" She said sarcastically sweet. He looked at her, mischief dancing in his eyes.

"Oh nothing, just visiting my ever loving Princess." He detransformed, and wrapped his arms around Marinette's waist, causing her to blush and push away, and dance. He smirked, and spun her around, then put her in a dip, and pulled her back up, inches away from his face. She smiled at him, and he reciprocated the smile. They kissed, and Marinette moved her hands to around his neck, and he moved his arms to around her waist, and pulled her a little closer. That is, until...

"MARINETTE! I'M COMING UP TO VACUMN!" The two broke away for air, but Adrien then walked towards the closet. Marinette smiled at him gratefully; it would be easier to avoid her parents seeing him. She paused her music, and sat by her desk, in time for her mother to come in.

"Sorry to barge in, just let me vacumn and I'll be out of your hair." She nodded and let her mother vacumn, and then her mom left. She waited until she was downstairs, then let out a breath of relief. She lets Adrien out of the closet, and he falls over...ON TOP OF HER! She was blushing massively, and Adrien looked at her with a blank look on his face, blushing. Then, he smirks innocently, but very Chat-like.

"Oh my, what a predicament we're in, Princess." She rolled her eyes.

"C'mon, this isn't funny. Get off, what if someone sees us?"

"I won't let them." He said sincerely. They probably would've kissed, if it weren't for…

"Well, someone's busy. You're getting a little too handsy Romeo. Mari, what did you get into now?" The two looked to the door to see Alya and Nino, smirking. Marinette did the only thing she could, she kicked Adrien off and looked at Alya, both teens blushing crimson at what she was insinuating.

"Believe me, we weren't doing anything. So, what brings you here?" Alya smiled.

"Just bored." The pair sat on the floor, while Marinette and Adrien laid on their stomachs on Marinette's bed. Marinette put Crunchyroll on the TV.

"Alright, so what are we watching to cure our boredom?" Nino asked. Marinette shrugged, then stumbled upon something.

Himouto! Umaru-chan

"What about this one?" She asked, letting them read the description. They smiled amused.

"I want to see this one!" Alya said.

"Let's watch it." Adrien said with a smile. She nodded and put on the first episode.

Himouto! Umaru-chan

Taihei: My younger sister, Umaru, is hot and popular.

[Umaru turns.] (Umaruun~!

She's kind, smart and gifted with many talents. Beloved by all, she's the perfect high school student, without any flaws…

At least, that's what everyone seems to think…

[Umaru walks in, and after a few moments, she shrinks to a chibi sized version of her.]

This is Umaru when she's at home.

"How did she become a small chibi in that amount of time?!" Adrien asked. Marinette giggled.

"Anime logic, kitty. That's how." Adrien looked at the screen in disbelief.

"WHAT LOGIC IS THERE?!"

Taihei: My lazy, careless little sister with no interest in socializing…

[Scene change to Umaru laying lazily on the floor in her orange hoodie.]

My Himouto.

(A/N: The definition of himouto is that the word is more of a portmanteau of imouto (which means "little sister" in Japanese), and himono, which is slang for a woman who acts lively and proper in public, but as soon as she returns home, becomes extremely lazy and sloppy. So, the concept of a "himouto" is a little sister who seems proper, but is lazy at home.)

[Opening]

"That's a funny opening song, but totally fitting." Marinette said. Alya looked at the chibi Umaru with her antics in the opening theme, and spots a small bottle of cola.

"DO YOU GUYS NOT SEE THE SIZE OF THAT COLA?! It's almost as big as she is when she's a chibi!" Adrien and Nino stared at Alya.

"The whole anime opening makes no sense but fits, strangely enough, and you're screaming over the cola?" Adrien asked questioningly.

"It makes no sense." Alya huffed. They sweatdropped and continued watching the show.

20 minutes later…

"That was interesting. A seemingly perfect girl is really lazy." Alya said.

"Gotta admit though, the cola, Mario Kart, Pokémon and Shonen Jump parodies were good and fit really well." Nino said approvingly. Marinette nodded, and began to scroll through all the choices. Then she stopped on one.

Fairy Tail

Adrien smiled a little next to Marinette.

"I've heard of this one, let's try it." He said. Nino nodded in agreement. They read the description. Nino grinned.

"Let's watch this, it looks cool." Marinette and Adrien smiled.

"This would be cool in real life." They muttered.

"What was that?" Alya asked. They smiled innocently.

"Nothing! Let's watch." They said. Marinette started the first episode.

30 minutes later

(A/N: I SWEAR I WAS GOING TO PUT THE REACTIONS WITH THE SCRIPT but it was beginning to take too much time to write the Himouto script (which I'm going to finish, but not for this chapter so I decided against it. Sorry!)

"Well…that was strange, but funny and cool." Marinette said.

"You think?" Adrien replied. Alya then piped up.

"Let's go on YouTube and try to find something!" The teens nodded as Marinette put YouTube on the TV, and she found something interesting.

Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Hey, this looks fun! I've heard of this a bit, I think Axis Powers is the first one. My American friend describes it as "basically, imagine the countries of the world as mostly guys personified by their stereotypes. Axis Powers is mostly centered around the World Wars though. And the Chibitalia segments are…something else. So, basically, a hilarious, 5-minute history lesson turned inappropriate reality show." Interesting." He said. Alya immediately urged Mari to click the first episode.

"This oughta be good. And hey, five minutes long! We could do at least two episodes!" Nino said with a grin. Nino sighed.

"Yeah, if only Adrien didn't have a shoot today." Adrien smiled sadly.

"Let's at least watch the first episode and if we like it, we make this a regular thing on Saturdays." The other teens nodded. The first episode started, after they read the "TV-MA" warning.

"It's probably the curses and inappropriate stuff."

"My friend just texted "It's like that because of Romano, cursing, and MAYBE Switzerland, among other things. Oh, Romano and Italy are different sides of Italy, Italy/Italia being Northern Italy and Romano being Southern Italy." Adrien said. Mari nodded and started the episode.

(A/N: *The notes in the transcription come from the author herself, Unitlost! She's on DeviantArt, go give her a follow!)

(*(blablabla) means either an action, background speech, or my own talking (Unitlost)

*[blablabla] means this text was in the show as a caption)

"Ooh it's starting!"

America: Dude I think the World Conference can convene! Solving all of today's problems by talking excessively!

(Belgium cameo)

"PAUSE!" Alya announced, pausing it, only for all four teens to burst into laughter. "Oh my god, that's America? And Belgium? I'm excited and nervous to see France in this show now." Adrien laughed.

"I think my favorite part is just how stereotyped it is!"

"Solving today's problems by talking excessively…maybe that's how Trump got into office." Nino said, stroking his non-existent beard in thought. Marinette laughed.

"Alright, I'm liking this already! Continue!"

America: No matter how hard it seems, we can fix anything with enough meetings and photo ops.

(Spain gets tea!)

"Spain looks cute!" Alya said.

America: Feel free to speak honestly while protecting your chances for reelection!

(Sweden fixes his tie as Finland looks uncomfortably to the side!)

"Whoa they look cool!"

America: I'll go first; about that whole using global warming to enslave humanity thing, I think we'll be ok if we genetically engineer a huge hero and have her protect the Earth! I give you the Superhero Globoman!

"PAUSE!" Nino said. "Okay, that has to be one of the stupidest ideas ever. Continuing." Adrien rolled his eyes and unpaused the video.

Japan: I agree with America because- (something something)

Switzerland: -Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!

"That's not aggressive at all." Mari muttered.

"Ironic isn't it?" Adrien said.

England: There's no way some hero will help global warming or humanity's enslavement.

(England: Frankly, society [I still hear shower and spit somewhere. He's probably being rude.])

"England doesn't seem to be wrong though." Alya said. Nino sighed.

"Only you would find logic in this show." She responded by shoving him.

France: If Britain and America don't agree, how can I be superior by dissing them both!

"PAUSE!" Adrien paused on France as Nino and the girls began to go into a fit of laughter. "THIS IS FUNNIER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WHAT-"

"Can someone just explain why France looks like an older Ouran High School version of Adrien?" Marinette said through her giggles. Adrien stopped laughing and glared at Marinette, making Nino and Alya laugh harder. He opened his mouth to say something but she laughed and kissed his cheek, unpausing the TV.

"I love you-"

"Treading on thin ice LB."

England: Agincourt!

America: You Frenchies love to hate America! Why not go back to making us hot green chick statues like you used to!

France: Ever since we lost our status as a world superpower, condescending superiority and wine is all we have left!

"I shouldn't be laughing at this oh my god-" Marinette said stifling giggles.

England: Don't be too hard on yourself. What about mimes and body odor?

China: Western nations are so immature. I doubt they ever grow up! Maybe I can try appealing to the only organ of theirs that seems to work. Would you guys like to sample some Chinese tasty treat?

"Oh my god China is about to be that person and I shouldn't be laughing." Marinette continued to giggle.

(England: I used to be an empire but now I have to deal with French military victories!)

England and France: We'll just get hungry again!

Spain: Hey! Why don't you say something, Russia? They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in!

Russia: What? Why me? No thanks!

"Seems like Spain and Russia are absolutely no help?" Nino said with a questioning tone. Adrien looked at him.

"You think?"

(Liet looks like he's gonna vomit)

Russia: I want to see Lithuania get in big trouble and come crawling back for help!

(Belarus holding knife to Latvia)

"They seem so violent-" Marinette started.

Russia: Then Latvia will be right behind! (Lativa: *crying*)

Estonia: You're so tough, next you'll try to pick a fight with Haiti!

Russia: Do you have a little detachable head?

Poland: Stop there! If you get any closer to Lithuania I'll get Lech Wałęsa and go all Solidarność on you!

(I found this line from a page by Rio-a)

"You think?" Adrien replied.

Greece: SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

America: It's like a UFC in here! Hey, that sounds like KFC! Hungry, anyone?

Everyone else: (grunting and arguing. Like this! Eh. Ah. Eh eh! Uh. Ah. Eh. Ah.)

China: Please everyone; calm down.

France: Eh! Ah! Stop! Get your hands off me! (some random roar)

Germany: EVERYONE SHUT UP!

"Great mediator, 10 out of 10." Alya laughed.

England and France: Germany!

Germany: We've called this conference to solve the world's problems, not to fight about the problems of our past! And since I am the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we will follow my rules from here on out! Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit-chatting or side deals, and absolutely no going over the time limit! Now if you want to go, make sure you're prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salutes of my country's past!

"Talk about straight to the point." Nino muttered.

"I mean, if he wasn't, who would be?" Marinette replied.

[Dancing Congress: Refers to Congress of Vienna, which was held in order to decide on issues Europe faced after Napoleon and France devastated the area. It was ridiculed since they all just danced and neglected discussion.]

(Italy's hand goes up)

Germany: Germany recognizes his friend Italy!

Italy: ….PAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"Okay, he's my favorite character! Calling it!" Adrien and Mari exclaimed, making Nino and Alya laugh.

(Opening sequence)

Germany: It is said that long ago in this land, there lived a man who conquered the Mediterranean Sea, and gained all the world's wealth. His name… was the Roman Empire. He had it all: the world's wealth, fame, and vast land. The man who gained everything… one day he just… disappeared.

[Then, during WWI]

Germany: Later! During WWI!

Germany: I'm supposed to be fighting a descendent of Rome right now… but so far no such luck.

…..how weird…

We crossed that border with no problem, didn't we, Herr Stick? I'm so sorry I didn't share any of my liverwursts with you! The invasion was going so well I forgot about feeding mein sticky friend!

"Don't question it." Adrien said, noticing Alya about to comment.

[Wurst: A German sausage. It is said that originally this was made by nomads in western China and then was brought to Europe.]

Germany: Well you're right; I still shouldn't let my guard down. It's him we're talking about; he must have some sort of plan.

(Shocked noise)

—Ominous Crate of Tomatoes—

(Germany: *flabbergasted sounds*)

"A crate of tomatoes? What's so intimidating about that?" They all said, looking at the screen with interest.

[To be continued]

Kids: Chibitalia!

"Aww this is a cute segment!" Marinette said, Alya nodding in agreement. Adrien smirked.

"Just wait."

Narrator: Is everyone listening? Once upon a time, in a house called the Roman Empire…

Chibitalia: It's next to my big brother France's house!

Narrator: …the newborn Italy lived with various other countries.

(Holy Roman Empire (HRE): *laugh*) (France: *laugh*)

Narrator: But one day, Italy's grandfather took him away, and forced him to leave his home and friends.

(Chibitalia: *cry*)

"Huh, that's not nice." Nino said.

Narrator: For a while, Italy spent his time drawing and singing with his unusually handsome grandfather.

(Chibitalia: Wah! Hehe!)

Narrator: Italy had a natural affinity for artistic pursuits, so his grandfather was delighted!

Chibitalia's thoughts: It's fun to draw pictures! Somehow I feel so Renaissance. I want to show my beautiful drawings to my big brothers France, and the Roman Empire, and that other big brother whose name I don't know because I haven't met yet! I can't wait to see everyone!

"Where is this going?" Marinette asked Adrien, who just grinned.

Narrator: Unfortunately, when he met them again…

HRE: You must become part of the Roman Empire with me!

Romano: Fratello? You're a twerp compared to me!

(Chibitalia: Uwawawawawa…)

Narrator: …they had all become assholes.

"That's where it's going." He said, laughing at Marinette's face.

HRE: Stop! I want you to become part of the Holy Roman Empire! No! Please!

Chibitalia: Waaaaah!

(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)(the ending)

"That ending is actually catchy!" Nino said.

"Marukaite Chikyuu! Marukaite Chikyuu!" Marinette and Alya sang, going with the ending.

Germany: *uncertainty*

—Ominous Crate of Tomatoes—*

The episode ended there. After watching two more, Adrien shut the TV off, got up and stretched.

"Ah, I'm bored. What do you guys want to do?" The other three teens got up.

"Well, where are Plagg and Tikki? Maybe we could take them to the park or something?" Alya suggested. Marinette smiled.

"That doesn't sound like a bad idea, if Tikki wasn't out somewhere. Where's Plagg?" She asked, directed to Adrien. He pointed to his bag, where the Kwami sat sleeping. Suddenly, Tikki floated in.

"Hello! Just went to go retrieve some extra cookies. Now, what's this I hear about a park?" She asked. The kids laughed, but suddenly Adrien received a message on his phone.

'Report to the Bourgeois estate ASAP. Alone.'

"Uh, I-I just remembered, I have a photoshoot to attend. You guys go without me." He said and ran out, bag in hand. Marinette looked after him worried.

"Why do I get the feeling he's lying?" She questioned in a worrying tone. Nino looked at his distressed friend.

"You want to go Ladybug on this one?" He asked. Marinette hesitantly nodded.

"The text said alone. But I-"

"Go. If anything, Nino and I will be a call away. Good luck and be careful." Alya said, hugging her friend. She smiled, and led them out and ran upstairs.

"Tikki, spots on!"

With Alya and Nino

The two decided to go and do something. Alya seemed confident, but on the inside, she was freaking out.

'AAAAAAAA. It's my first date! I've been so caught up in helping Mari with her love life that I forgot to practice how to deal with my own! This is bad! This is really really badd! I'M SO NERVOUS! How do you act on your first date anyway?! AAAAA if I would have known we'd be doing this, I would've practiced! What if someone tries to take him from me?! What if they get all mean girl and shit?! AAAAAAA WHAT THE HELL DO I DO?!-'

"ALYA!" She quickly snapped out of her panicked mental state and blinked at her boyfriend, who was looking at her in worry.

"W-What's up?!"

"Are you okay? You spaced out on me."

"Eh heh, sorry. I was just thinking." She said nervously. Nino looked at her with a disbelieving look on his face.

"You, are lying. Tell me what's wrong." He said gently. Alya looked down.

"I-I..really want this to work. I don't want to mess something up on the first date." She said, cursing how vulnerable she sounded. Nino chuckled.

"You are perfect. This is going to work, don't you worry. I'm nervous too, but let's get through it together." Alya smiled.

"What did I do to deserve such a guy?" She asked, staring at the sky.

"You made me fall for you. And I fell far and hard." Nino said, feigning a fall. She giggled.

"What a great boyfriend I have."

"Great indeed, my dear Alya." Nino said with a fake British accent, causing her to giggle. "Now, shall we proceed to where I planned to take you? It's not all fancy and stuff, but it's good, trust me." He said, taking her hand. She smiled and nodded.

"Let's go, my dork of a boyfriend."

With Adrien

Adrien arrived at the Bourgeois mansion. As soon as he rung the doorbell, the door swung open and Chloé embraced Adrien with a hug. He attempted to loosen her grip, but to no avail.

"ADRI-KINS! YOU CAME TO VISIT! Daddy Adrien's here!" He finally pried her off.

"Nice to see you too, Chlo. And please don't-"

"Oh Adrien, you have no idea how happy I am that you came to visit! There's so much to do and…" Chloé rambled on and Adrien sighed.

"I guess it wouldn't hurt to catch up a bit with her. She is my best friend, no matter how annoying she is. But...She seemed surprised to see me. So who sent that message?"

And from in a tree, unknown to him, Ladybug was asking herself the same question as the door closed.

'He should be okay…right?'

She left, thinking she was right, unknowing that someone saw her and was planning something, and it wasn't going to be so nice.

'Oh Adrien. Please be safe.'

With Alya and Nino

"Hahaha! I remember when you told me Adrien has helped you with Marinette conveniently when I helped Mari with Adrien that day!" Alya asked, laughing at the irony of the situation. Nino laughed and nodded as they ate their food. They were at a nice little restaurant a little ways near Marinette's family bakery.

"Honestly, I wonder if they knew we were unofficial back then. But I think they had something since the beginning. But even so, they pulled through. Kinda like we did." He said. She blushed a bit and smiled. Their food finally came and they ate and chatted more. Soon the bill was paid by Nino and they went on their way. Alya smiled up at him.

"Hey, would you mind if we went to GameStop for a minute? I want to go see something." He pecked her lips and smiled.

"I don't see any problems with that. Besides I want to go see a few things anyway." The two walked in and looked around, until Alya found what she needed, paid and left. Nino walked back with Alya to her house. Alya smiled at him.

"Thanks for today. It was pretty fun and not as nerve-wracking as I thought it would be!" Nino grinned.

"Told you. And anything goes for you. Now, I'm going to check on Adrien and Mari, since Marinette must be worried about Adrien and Adrien may need help getting out of Chloé's house." They laughed.

"Yeah, I should probably call Mari. Make sure she's okay. Talk to you later?" She asked. He nodded and they kissed for a minute before Alya walked into her house waving. Once she knew Nino left and no one was home at the moment, she screamed.

"Yes! I survived my first date! Thank goodness. Now to call Marinette." She said with a smile. She dialed Marinette's number, and Marinette picked up on the second ring.

"Hello-"

"A-ALYA! A-A-ADRIEN'S G-GONE AND I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!"

Cue panic mode.

"WHAT?!"

With Marinette/Ladybug

30 minutes before

Marinette had detransformed once she arrived at her house with a sigh. Tikki went into human mode and grabbed red comfortable shorts and a red tank top with a black hoodie (similar to Marinette and Alya's from Ch. 3) and once dressed for patrol, sat next to Marinette.

"Mari, I don't think you have too much to worry about. I mean, it's Chloé. Chloé is his best friend other than Nino. She wouldn't try anything." She said comfortingly. Marinette sighed worried.

"That's not exactly what I'm worried about. Chloé herself was also surprised at him visiting. So, if she didn't send that message then who did?"

"Hmm, I think you'd be better off texting him or calling him, if you're so worried." Tikki replied with an eye open as she went for the stairs. Marinette's eyes widened.

"T-Tikki where are you going?! I can't go through this by myself! What if something happens?!" She said with a worried tone. Tikki smiled.

"Did you forget I can call you from my yoyo and you can call me with your yoyo that I gave you when I got this form?" Marinette blinked in realization.

"But where exactly are you going?"

"Out on patrol. And…I may have a date…" She says, trailing off at the last part. Marinette smiled.

"Ooh, a date. Don't be gone too long." Tikki blushed but nodded and left through the roof. Marinette decided to do some cleaning and designing. 20 minutes had gone by and she was getting more anxious. She turned the TV on before Tikki barreled back into the room a mess. Marinette looked over worried.

"What's wrong-"

"T-TURN ON THE NEWS! I-IT'S P-PLAGG AND A-ADRIEN!"

"WHAT?!" Marinette switched to the news and heard something that caused her heart to break.

"This just in, the Bourgeois mansion was surrounded by armed men threatening to shoot if they didn't receive 15-year old model Adrien Agreste, who was captured after Mayor Bourgeois and his daughter Chloé Bourgeois were held against their will. The men had left, and the police arrived not too long ago, and are now trying to track where the boy could be. Hopefully our golden angels, Ladybug and Chat Noir, show up on the case. This is-" Marinette almost screamed.

Adrien was captured and was probably going to be in a lot of trouble if she didn't get to him.

"I'M CALLING ALYA BUT FIRST, TIKKI, SPOTS ON!"

Once she was transformed, the panicked superheroine noticed an incoming call from Alya, and picked up on the second ring.

"Hello-"

"A-ALYA! A-A-ADRIEN'S G-GONE AND I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!"

"WHAT?!"

"YOU HEARD ME! I-IT WAS ON THE NEWS AND EVERYTHING!"

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?!"

"I'M GONNA FIND HIM THAT'S WHAT!"

"WHAT!? NO! YOU COULD GET CAPTURED TOO AND THEN WHAT WOULD WE DO?!"

"I'D RATHER SAVE HIM THAN SIT BACK AND DO NOTHING!" Alya sighed.

"Alright, but BE CAREFUL OKAY!"

"Of course!"

"Good luck!"

"Thanks!" Marinette/Ladybug hung up and climbed to her roof and zipped to the scene.

'Don't worry my love, I will find you. I promise.'

A/N: FINALLY I'M DONE! I'm sorry if it's kinda crappy but I really liked this idea, however, maybe I should plan it next time, lol.

Edit 08/10/18: OK I SWEAR I'M WORKING ON NOT TAKING THIS LONG HHH I'M SO SORRY! I hope the next update isn't this long!

So, I hope you liked this chapter! R & R and I'll see you in Chapter 10 of Chat Spots!

Later!~Aqua