Disclaimer: I no own FMA or FMAB... Also there is language and fluff! Be WARNED!

"Uh... This is Ed's and Al's... um... Cousin!" Risa quickly stated "Yeah... her name is Iggy..."

"Iggy huh?" Roy looked Edward, now Iggy, up and down before switching into flirt mode, "Nice to meet you. I'm coronal Roy Mustang."

"u-um, yeah... nice to meet you too?" Ed said stumbling with her words in her embarrasment.

"How long are you staying here?" Roy pushed the conversation into continuing.

"I don't have a definitive date yet, so who knows..." Ed tried to limit what information she gave out.

"Want me to treat you to lunch? Roy pressed.

" Um, sorry but no. Al has already agreed to treat me..."

"I did?" Al interrupts with a whisper.

"No you didn't but i ain't getting lunch with the coronal bastard!" Ed hastily whispered back. Both Roy and Risa watched as the two brothers/cousins began a heated discussion over where they would eat. Eventually getting tired, Roy interrupted with a sigh. stating that he would take everyone out.

Roughly five (5) minutes later the group had arrived at a small cafe and ed was munching on a small plate of fries. All of a sudden a familiar face walked up to the group, waving wrench in the air. Winry had pulled her arm back, sending the wrench flying through the air and into Ed's head.

"OW! Winry! You didn't have to throw it so hard!" Ed and Al had already called Winry, explaining the situation as Ed needed more feminine automail for her new body. Roy, who had been next to the female Ed was in shock that Winry had even thrown the wrench at all.

"Well you shouldn't have run out before i could modify the automail!" Winry moodily shrugged as she glared down at the female who was slowly sliding into her seat.

"Automail?" Roy interrupted, "Why would a young girl like Iggy need automail?" The four in the know froze, lost for words. They had forgotten to come up with an excuse for Ed's automail. Roy began to get even more suspicious at the group.

"And where is Fullmetal?" HE pressed them for information as they tried to come up with an excuse.

"Uh... Well..." Alphonse began, but Edward cut in with a sigh.

"We should just tell him..." The boy turned female blushed in embarrassment as Risa took the time to explain to the coronal what was going on. The mans eyes getting wider and wider with each word that passed her lips.

"Your Fullmetal?" Roy Gasped

"Yes..." came the meek reply

"But your..." The older man trailed off in shock. The blush covering Ed's face grew larger as Roy stared at him. Taking in the new transformation he shouted.

"ARGH! I'm going crazy! How can you be a girl? I know! I'm dreaming! what else could it be? There is NO WAY Ed could be this cute!" Everyone sated at Roy's outburst, Ed's blush spreading to cover his face, ears and neck. Roy froze realizing he had shouted this thoughts a loud, a blush spread accross his cheaks.

"Wuu~!" The Man ran out of the cafe, completely embarrassed by what had happened...