phoenix wright: the last one
by jakkid166
"COME ON THE FUCK" said gumshoe
everyon was running after bowser eggman satan karma team (which im just call BESK from now on) and tryin to make sure they dont make it to tha portal so they cant take over wright world
gumshoe shed a tear cuz wright was dead, he licked tha tear off his face so phoenix would always be wit him in his heart
"CMON GUYS" said sonic "WE ALMOST CAUGGHT UP TO THEM"
BUT THEN THE PORTAL APPEAR
"NOOOOO" said gumsho BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
te BESK team went through the portal and it closed
gumshoe fell to his knee "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"GODDAM FUCK SHIT COCKY DICK TITS ASS FUCKI DICK BASTARDE KARMA-" but he was cut off
"GUMSHO shut up" said tails "CALM DOWN"
"ok ok" said gumshoe "i jus gotta think what would wright do"
and he thought n thought and thought
"O DAMN SON" he said "I GOT IT"
and he got down to his knee and paryed to god
"god pls put us in wright world so we can kill the karma"
"ok" said god
and they all got teleport to wright world AKA earth
"wow that was fuckin cheap" said tails
"shut tha fuck up u atheist" said gumshoe
"but im muslim"
"ok guys so were back in los angeles now we gotta find tha bad dudes" said gumshoe
"um" said mario "wats that"
gumshoe looked "OH SHIT"
it was the japan flag on a pole
"O SHIT WERE IN JAPAAAN?" said gumshoe "HOW THE FUCK WE GONNA GET BAK TO LOS ANGELSE"
"hmm" said shadow" "maybe pray again"
"no thats fuckin cheap" said gumshoe
"ok guys we gotta get to america FAST" said sonic
"ok but how" said luigi
"we could fly a plane" said sonic
"NO THATLL TAKE TOO LONG"
"ok lets jus ask around" said mario
they walkd around the street of japan and eventually they went to big building
"wats that say i cant read it witout my glasses" said shadow
"that say CAPCOM" said gushmoe "i wonderif they cn help us"
they wen t into capcom and went up stairs and knocked on guy's office
"come in" said voice
they walked into da office and the guy in te chair turned around
"sup bro" he said "i am shu takumi"
"who tyhe fuck is shu takumi" said gumshoe
"me is" say shu "wait a minute" THEN HE RECOGNIZ THEM
"wtf u guys r supposed to be in ace attorney world" said shu
"what fuck is that, we just want to get back 2 america"
"nah bro ur in the wrong earth you want to go to ace attorney world where your from, this is REAL world"
"but how" said sonic
"hmm" sasid shu "here" an he handed out a nintendo DS
"why the fuck we playin games" said gumshoe "dat SHIT AINT NOW
"evry1 touch the DS an say the magic words" sayed shu
"wat are they"
"JERMA FARMA LETS GET KARMA"
"ok" said evry1
they all grabed the DS and said the magical words
"JERMA FARMA LETS GET KARMA"
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVMP
they all appear in ACE ATTORNEY erth in los ANGELES
but shu appeard too
"WOW u fuckin idiots you pulled me here too"
"oops lol" said gumsho "okay we gotta go find the evil dudes"
"fine" said shu
they all ran down the streets of los angles lookin for the BESK team of evil
"so who we fightin" say shu
"bowser eggman karma an satan" said gumsho "they tryin to TAKE OVER THA WORLD"
"damn son" said shu "ok ill help you guys"
they ran round more around the place but COULDNT FIND THEM BAD GUYS
"dammit" said gumshoe "we looked everywhere in los angele they must be HIDING SOMEHWERE"
"hm" said mario "but where"
"HOW THE FUK I SHOULD KNOW" said gumshoe
"ok lets calm down" say tails "lets think bout where they would go to take ova the city"
"were would they go to help themselfs get more powerful"
"wat about money?" say gumshoe
"OH YEAH" sayid tails "they might want moneys"
"so they might be at bank?" said luigi
"yEEAH" said gumshoe "LETS GO TO los angeles bank"
so they went ther and SURE ENOUGH
THA BESK TEAM WAS HOLDIN UP THE BANK
"OOGA BOOGA GIT DA MONEY" said bowsere
"OPEN THE VAULT" sai satan and he shooted his gun
"OK" say bank person and dey opend the vault
"SWEET" said eggman "DAS a lot of money
they were bout to get in teh vault to get the money BUT GUMSHOE JUMPED IN WITH HE GUN
"NOT SO FAST BAD FUCKS" say gumshoe "YOUR UNDER AREEEEEEEEEEEST"
"NO" karma grabed random guy and aimed gun at him "ILL SHOOT HIM IF U DO A THING"
"DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK I CAN DO" said gumshoe
BUT shadow teleported behind karma and rondhouse kickd him in the butt
"OWIE" said karma and he droped the gun
"HAH" say gumshoe "U AINT SHIT NOW"
"DAMMIT GO TO PLAN B" said bowserr and he called in he clown car which broke in through a wall and they all grabed some money and jumped in the car
they all flew out da bank into the distanc and TURNED INVISIBLE
"FUCK" said gumshoe "THEY MUST HAV GOT CLOAKIN DEVICE"
"how we gonna find them now"
"hm" said mario "WAIT I KNOWE A GUY"
luiigi said "are you thinkin what im thinking"
"no fuck you" said mario "PROFESSOR E GADD"
"that WAS what i were thinking you fuking shitnugget" said luigi
"ok i call him on my phone" said mario an he dialed e gadd an explained everything to him
egadd came in through portal "hey guys I KNOW HOW WE CAN FIDN THEM"
they all went to a place 2 plan out their plan
"OK so i got this radar thing that shows where they ar, you gotta click this button when ur close to them to turn off they cloak"
"OK" said gumshoe
"but" say shu takumi "WHAT WE DO WHEN WE KNOW WHERE DEY ARE?"
"wit dis" say e gadd and he pull out big pipe shape gun thing
"THIS is a roket launcher you can use to blow up they car"
"O DAM SON" say gumshoe "cant WAIT TO USE THAT SHIT"
"only use it if you hav to though its realy dangerous"
"ok ok yeah yeah fuck shit dick tit gimme it already" and gumsho grabed it
"ok then" say e gadd "GO GET DEM
"ok guys" say gumshoe and he lookd for the BESK team on his rader "dis shows entire city, and theyre hidin in… DIS HOUSE WE'RE IN"
"wait wat"
SUDDENLY THE GROUND SHOOKED
an everyone ran outta the house and it EXPLODE behind them
"HOLY SHIT" sai gumshoe "WAT WAS THAT"
BUT THEN TE DUST CLEARED AND
THERE WAS A HUGEGIANT ROBOT PILOTED BY BESK TEAM
"AHAHAHAH" say eggman "U CANT GET ME ASS NOW"
"we gon kill you all an take over the WOOOOOORLD" say karma
"AN YOU CANT STOP US" said satan
"GIT REDY TO DIE FUCKERS" say bowser
"NOT ON MY WATCH" say gumshoe and he pulld out the roket launcher
"NO DONT" say sonic "ull hurt the civilians we gotta git the robot away first"
"oh ok how" sai gumshoe
"WE RUN" said luigi AND THEY ALL RAN ND THE ROBOT CHASED THEM and they was running arOUN BETWEEN BUILDINGS AND DAT CHASE MUSICS FROM CARTOONS PLAYED like doo doo dood oddodoo dodod odod dodo doo doo
"IM GETING TIRED" say gumshoe and then they ran to the beach wich had no people
"SWEET" say gumshoe an he take out the roket launcher but sonic stoped him
"NO WE ONLY GOT 1 SHOT WE GOTTA MAKE IT COUNT"
"FUCKING FUCK ok" say gumshoe
"HAHAHA" say karma who was patroling the robot "ITS TIM 4 U TO MEET UR DIE"
an he aimed the robot rockets at the good guys
"OK YOU CAN USE THE ROKET NOW" say sonic
"FINALY" said gumshoe nd he pulled it out and aimd at the robot
BUT THEN ANOTHE PORTAL APPEAR
"OH FOR FUCK SAKE I JUS WANNA BLOW SHIT UP MAAAAAN" said gumshoe
suddenly a BUNCH of guys came outta the portal it was a ton of charactres from te other dimensions like peach nd amy and knuckles and jesus and judas nd waluigi an JUDGE and CELSTIA an the mane sixs from MLITTLEPONY
"YEAAAAA WE GOT MOR FIGHTERS"
"so u think you can beat us" said bowser "WELL YOU CANT"
"SATAN U IDIOT" said jesus "Y U ALWAYS DO DIS SHIT"
"cuz" said satan "ur dads a jerk"
"SHUT UP EVRYONE" sayed karma "EVEN ALL YOU CANT STOP OUR GIANT ROBOTE"
"WELL WELL TRY" said knuckle and he went to PUNCH THE ROBOT but it stomped on him an he died
"lol hes havin a really bad day" sayed gumshoe
"well only 1 thing left to do CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE"
THERE WAS FUCKIN HUGE FIGHT EVERY1 WAS TRYIN 2 CLIMB THE ROBOT AN SHIT AND PEOPL WERE THROWIN SHIT AT IT AN THE ROBOT WAS BLOWIN PEOPLE UP IT WENT FOR HOOOOOOURS it wa fuckin crazy i tel you dat
"ENOUGH" say karma only the good guyses and som others were left ever1one else was ether dead or unconsus "DIS ENDS NOW"
te good guys grouped together an karma aimed da rockets at them
but then he stoped
"wtf man" say gumshoe "FIRE THA ROCKETS"
"no" said karma
"WHAT" BUT THEN
KARMA PUNCHT BOWSER IN THE FACE SO HARD HE ACTUALY GOT KNOCK OUT
"WOAH" say gumshoe "KARMA IS GOOD?!"
BUT THEN
KARMA PULLD OFF HIS WIG AND
IT WAS ACTUALY PHOENIX WRIGHT LIEK HOLY SHIT MAN
"PHOENIX" SAY GUMSHOE "LIEK HOLY SHIT MAN UR ALRIGHT?! I THOT KARMA KILLED YOU"
"well" sad phoenix "when we went through firs t portal i secretly brought gun with me"
"so when karma kidnaped me and tied me to the chair, he was bout to kill me but i SHOT HIM with the GUN"
"O DAMN" say gumsho "SO KARMAS DEAD?"
"YEAH" sayed phoenix "I ALSO foudn out hes the one who killd my cat"
"DAM" say gumshoe "WAT A DICK"
"yea lol" said phoenic "SO YEAH I PRETEND TO BE KARMA by puting his cloths on and stealin his wig so i culd SABOTAGE THA BAD GUYS"
BUT THEN, SATAN SNUCKED UP BEHIDN PHOENIX AND HOLD HIM HOSTAGE WITH GUN
"NO" say gumshoe and he aim his roket at the robot
"GO AHED TRY IT" sayed satan "YOULL BLOW UP THE WRIGHTE"
"DAMMIT" said gusmsoe "WHAT WE GONNA DO"
"ha" say satan "now you gonna watch yo friends die I CAN FINALY HAV REVENGE ON YOU FOR GETTIN ME GUILTY OF MURDER"
"y u care you cant die anyway" say phoenix
"I GOT A REPUTATSHION TO UPHOLD" say satan "SO IM GONA MAKE YOU KIL YOUR FRIENDS"
'wHAT" say phoenix "NOOOOOO"
"HEH" say satan "DO IT OR I SHOOT U"
"DONT DO IT PHOENIXS" say gumshoe "OR DO DO IT IDK"
"OK FINE" say satan
"but firs" say wright "can i put parashute on"
"why" say satan
"i always wanted to die while parachutin"
"oh sure ok"
phoenix wight put parachute on and went to control panel
"im sorry frends" said wight
then he hit INSTEAD OF THE ROCKET BUTTON, THA EJECT BUTTON TO EJECT WRIGHT OUTTA THE ROBOT
"O SHIT" gumsho pulled out he rocket launcher "NOW?"
"yea" said sonic
gumshoe FIRE THE ROCKET AT THE ROBOTE
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" say satan an eggman
AND THE ROboT GO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM an every1 on the robot died excsept satan he jus went back to hell
phoenixs parachuted back 2 the ground in front o everyone
"DUDE DAT WAS FUCKIN COOL" sayed gumshoe an he huged phoenix
"HELL YEA IT WAS AN WHEN U BLEW UP THE ROBOT IT WAS LIKE FUCKIN ACTION MOVIE BRO"
"FUCK YEAH
they high fived and every1 cheerd phoenix an carried him away to celebrate
5 minute later karma ghost cam to the beech
"hey guys im finaly here" he loked around "where tha fuck is everyone"
~PHOENIX HOUSE~
"thank YOU" said wright
he had just recieve his award of earth defense
"fuck man if i can defend entire earth i can defedn ANY client" say phoenix
EVERY1 clapped to him all phoenixs friensd were there like maya edgeworth ghost gumshoe jesus mario sonic shadow shu takumi and other s
"i wold like to ded-" BUT HE WERE CUT OFF
"NICK" say larry butt who just came to stage "THERES PROBLEM"
"wat is it" say phoenix
"well u know how u hate burgers"
"yea"
"THE SNAK BAR IS ONLY BURGERS"
"WHAT" say wright and he turn to crowd
"come on" said maya "SAYE IT"
"ok" say phoenix "OBJECTION"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
_THE END_
epilog
bowser ghost got job at spooky amusment park for haunted house
eggman ghost got job as macsot for egg company
karma ghost got job as ghost telmarketer
an satan dident do anything caus he dident die so he didnt care dat much
but they dident go to jail since theres no ghost jail
they shud probably make that