This just popped out of my mind. Enjoy. Also new chapters of Kirito's new life are at the moment being edited, please just wait a little longer. Please forgive my laziness.

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'Where am I?' He thought.

The figure surveyed his surroundings. There didn't seem to be anyone around or anything around. He wasn't sure because it was completely dark, without any light. He looked at himself or tried to picture what's there. What he saw shocked his world. He didn't have arms, legs, a chest or anything that's related to a human body. In it's place was a circular orb.

How was this happening to him. No one had told him anything about this. He shouldn't be here. He had finished the game, so why. Why did he not wake up seeing the ceiling of his hospital room. (Note: I'll be calling him orb until he is named)

'What happened to my family. Where were my friends. More importantly, where was my body.'

"I can answer that." Suddenly, the area lit up, blinding the orb(Note: he has eyes). Directing his sight towards the voice. The owner was a man made of pure energy, handsome beyond imagination. His form could make a baby who didn't know what love is, to fall for him. "You my friend, are in the domain of the gods. Or more precisely, my sector of the domain." The self proclaimed god, sat over a throne made of jewels. Pillars of gold used as support for the structure lined in rows between him.

"Now that I have introduced myself. It's only proper for you to do the same." Just realizing it,Orb tried to open his mouth, finding that he didn't have one. God laughed at his prank (God=bad jokes) which was obviously not amusing. "Sorry, I just had to do it." God wiped away his tears. "Anyways, there's no need for you to introduce yourself. As a god, I know everything about you. From daily routines to dark secrets. Right now, you are a soul without a body. You might ask 'where am I here'. Well, due to your accidental death and heroic deeds, I have given a chance to be reincarnated." God straightened his back and spread his arms to its full length, revealing an image of another world.

Orb wasn't able to digest all that was being said. There was so many questions to be answered and so many things he wanted to know from fact to fiction. Should he be happy that he was given a new life or feel sorrow that he had died. Plus, what's with the accidental death thing.

"Accidental death?" God questioned himself, while rubbing his chin. "I would like to apologies for that. And yes, I can read your mind. You see, when you finished SAO, we might of made a tiny mistake." Orb twitched. God sighed, gave in for his failure. "Okay fine, I messed up. The original was suppose to be you waking up and finding Asuna still attached to the nerve gear. Due to some problems, your body shut down from lack of nutrition." God admitted. "Don't worry though, future problems had been solved and that madman was arrested for illegal experiments and kidnapping. Nothing to worry about." God forced a smile, trying his best to be forgiven. At the corner of his face, beads of sweat formed. Not being convinced, Orb started to shake as a sign of anger.

Another sigh was released by God. "As an extra, you will receive a few gifts in this new life as an apology for my mistake." God assured. "I know that it's difficult, but that's all I can do." He clapped his flawless hands together, pleading. At last, orb stopped shaking. He knew there was no way to return home. Nothing seems to go as planned. But at least he got something like some cheats, just like those light novels and games. "Our time is coming to a close my friend." Announced God, who was secretly smiling for not wanting to continue any longer.

'Snap'

Got snapped his fingers to signal the end of their conversation. "I hope you are happy in this new world. Enjoy and pray that you don't die again. Oh, and one more thing, you can keep your past memories as a bonus." Orb shook once more and disappeared.

God crashed on his throne. "Finally it over!" He yelled, relaxing his body. He never felt so pressured before by a mere human. But because of circumstances, he was at the mercy of a mere mortal. Guess he was lucky that the soul wasn't so demanding. God scratched his head. "Did I forget something?"

? POV

Stupid god. Aren't they suppose to be all majestic and all knowing. The majestic was proven right, but seriously, stop slacking off. I had finally defeated a death game and now, something else just got thrown at me.

I wanted to go to see Asuna, Yui, Suguha and the others. Thoughts of my past life filled me with sadness. The image of them crying over my funeral was too much. Maybe they are weeping even how, not knowing that I was still alive in an another world.

I shooked my head(orb), erasing the waves of sorrow of my imagination. Enough of this, god had given me another life, no one I known would be there. It's meaningless to think of them if I couldn't see them.

'Snap'

God snapped his fingers with a farewell. My body shook as a reply. Seconds later, I was gone, no longer in god's domain.

Elsewhere

I woke up, feeling concrete on my back. Within a few seconds, I pieced together the events and move my hands. My arms slowly moved atop my face, not believing it was there. At first, I thought everything that happened was a dream. That I didn't die nor did I meet god. If so, how did I ended in the middle of the road. I got up from my position. A letter fell on my lap as I straightened my back. My fingers gently, removed the white paper from its cage. The written content popped my last bit of hope.

Letter:

Dear Kirito,

Once more please forgive me for my error. As you can see, you are in a world quite similar to your own, but different. The difference can be found in many ways. Sadly that also includes yourself. Because your other life was as a human, I can't reincarnate you as a human in this world. As a substitute, you are what's known as a hollow at its peak. To simplify, you are a Vasto Lorde, the highest evolution of a hollow. Your body is of the same size as your old one, but less humanoid and more threatening. All of your abilities in SAO is available to you. As a hollow you can't be seen by normal humans. You can touch them and they won't feel a thing, unless it's an injury or with more force.

As a hollow, you can travel in the mortal world and to the hollow world, Hueco Mundo. There's also the Soul Society that hunts your kind. So to avoid danger, don't get caught.

Sincerely,

God

P.S. Other small details have been jammed into your brain. Due to votes from other gods and goddess, you are now a female. Why? Some goddess and gods like to have some twists on your life for their entertainment. Plus, the Creator demands it. No one can refuse Creator's orders so ta-da...Sorry.

End

'It can't be.'

I crumpled the letter and stomped it with my foot. The words female and hollow bombarded my very existence. Over and over, I tried to convince myself that I was male. I even checked my pants. Fearfully, I looked peaked inside. Not only was there nothing there, god had also placed black panties on my crotch. Filled with regret, I placed my hands over my eyes. It was clear as daylight that my brother was dead.

A sudden chill brought me back to reality. First I thought it was tears, then more droplets arose, rain. It had begun to rain. Sigh. 'This was just wonderful.' I thought aloud. The rain grew stronger by the second, until finally I decided to take shelter.

'Thud'

My foot tripped on something, hard. My face landed straight at the concrete. In a fit of rage, I got up looked behind me. The rage subsided after seeing that the objects were twin long swords sheathed in black leather. A note was placed on top, saying "gift". On the hilt's end was gray crystal. The halt itself was black, consisting a guard nominally seen on fencing swords. The unsheathed blade was also pitch blade with a length of ¾ of my (new) body's height. Attached to the leather sheath was a metal chain which was convenient for carrying the blades on my back. For once, I felt grateful to god for these swords. They might come in handy.

After placing the blades on my back, securing the straps, footsteps could be heard up ahead. I prepared for the worst and placed my hands on my new blades. In the end it was false warning. Up the concrete road, was a boy with spiky orange hair. he seems to be running at my direction. We even made eye contact. From my knowledge, most humans weren't suppose to see me, so that must make the child special. A new sound redirected my attention behind the boy. The owner seems be his mother, running towards her child. The event confused me, thus made me unable to detect and act upon what happened later on.

The mother caught her son and hugged him tight, as if protecting him from danger. Without warning, a huge figure rushed forward and took a bite out of the mother. The force pushed them off the ground and onto the rocky shores of a stream under a bridge. I stood there, viewing the scene, unable to comprehend what had happened. The hollow roared before racing towards the two. The screech broke my confusion. My blades unsheathed, I raced towards the monster, hoping; praying I wasn't too late to save them.