School's started, and now I'm extremely stressed and angry at nearly everyone, but I was able to find a couple of minutes to start writing this! So let's see if I can write all of this chapter in one go!
Here goes…
46. Cover all of the door handles with Vaseline.
Okay, so while you may not be able to get out of the Meeting Room, neither can any of the other nations. Which is infinitely hilarious, seeing that they can't even spend half a meeting together, and now for eternity? This is essentially torture for all the nations… However, this trick can easily be destroyed by America, who has a tendency to break door when entering the room, or Belarus when she's trying to find Russia. I'm all for girl power, but I've got the feeling Belarus is doing it wrong.
47. Scream that there's a Snorlax in the meeting room.
You know Pokemon Go's hit hard when even Germany's playing the game. And we all know that Snorlaxes are pretty rare, so screaming out that there's one in the meeting room will cause all of the phones in the room to come whipping out. All the nations would be fully engrossed in trying to find the so-called Snorlax- except China, of course, who banned the game. It doesn't matter though, if it affects everyone around him, it affect him. Besides, sooner or later, he'll cave in. (He's already thinking of lifting the ban, none of his siblings have been talking to him lately…)
48. Send glitter to the nations.
We all love glittery stuff, just not on us, unless we're drunk. While that may be the eternal mind state of a couple of countries, plus one ex-country too, it's not usually wanted by any sober, sane country. Not only is the glitter hard to get out of clothing, hair, and skin, it gets on the other countries too, and the more fashion-minded countries will end up causing such a large havoc that you could probably hear it from thirty miles away. And don't forget, Germany's OCD will start to kick in… scary!
49. Please don't do the whip or the nae-nae in the meeting room.
The whip and the nae-nae. Essential modern-day American dance moves, accompanied by the dab. To foreigners, it is easy to think that these dances are those of a crazy lunatic, but local Americans know better- they know that they are of a crazy lunatic who has gone insane. Crazy lunatics and crazy lunatics who have gone insane are two different things, guys!
But, moral of the story, the whip or the nae-nae are not good things to do near America, as he will turn into a crazy lunatic gone insane, and this is the guy who was able to spin around a fully-grown bison as a toddler.
50. And, of course, don't start a cook-off.
China and France may be extremely proud of their cooking, but so is England, even though he has absolutely no cooking skills. If he ever catches wind of a cook-off, he will force all of the nations to taste a three-course meal of fine English dining, also known as ash and embers. If any nations have survived long enough to continue the meeting after lunch, they'd be retching anyways, so nothing would have been achieved either.
Nope, I didn't write this in one try. :'( Oh well, I can always try next time. Speaking of which, next time will be the last chapter. This is number 46-50 of the story, and as you can tell by the title, there are only 55 things to this, which means that the next chapter will hold numbers 51-55. This story is almost done!
