Author's Notes:

The following story contains characters not owned by me.

I've created the narrator in a style reminiscent of Deadpool, so the narrator will be breaking the 4th wall. Breaks are indicated with italics.

There will be adult material.

Quite a bit of it.

You have been warned.

This is a re-upload of the Original "Curious Incident" as I lost control of the original account.

I also edited out a lot of the commentary since the story ended up going in a different direction from the humorous piece I intended.