I've Got Hair!...?

My sleep was ravaged by nightmares I didn't think I could face… how could the groceries cost so much! The eggs had been upped a few dozen yens and the bread was cut down to half its original quantity! What kind of monstrosity could possibly make something so cruel?

"Master!"

My eggs… how could I buy them now that they weren't even the right price?

"Master!"

With Genos staying at home the bread with no doubt run out in a day…

"MASTER!"

Genos… wait was I hearing Genos? Oh I'm asleep. Quickly I pulled myself up and turned to face my 'student'. If he weren't looking so frantic I wouldn't have been afraid. Had the nightmares come true? Did the groceries end up costing more?

"Master y-you-you…"

"Genos spit it out. You're beginning to scare me," I yelled in annoyance. There was a long silence that seemed to stretch for eternity. My insides churned and I felt fear. I hadn't felt so much fear in such a long time. It seemed like the world was going to end. I leaned in closer and watched his mouth open.

"Y-You…"

"Yes?"

"Y-You…"

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"You have hair."

The world stopped for a second.

"Oh that's it?" I asked as all the fear dissolved leaving me in my previous blank state.

"What's with that reaction?! Sensei, aren't you at least a little curious as to why your hair grew back?" Genos asked me in a raised and baffled voice. I just shrugged. What did it matter if my hair grew back? It didn't matter what I looked like anyway. Instead of arguing I made my way to the toilet and brought out my Colgate toothpaste. I liked mint flavoured.

As I bought my favourite flavoured paste to my teeth I finally looked at my reflection. There it was… the face I had been used to for quite a while and then suddenly forgotten. It was like having hair completely changed every single aspect of my features. I should have shrugged it off. It was only hair after all… but I just couldn't. It just felt so… wrong.

I dropped my paste in disgust and ran to Genos. He instantly looked at me wide eyed and alert. He could see how serious I had become and I myself had to acknowledge the severity of this horrible situation.

"Genos we have a major problem. I sense something off," I stated seriously.

"Is there an enemy nearby? Can you sense high energy levels?" he asked.

"No Genos, it's even worse," I said gravely.

"What could be so bad that sensei's worried?" he asked standing up.

The moment stretched just as long as before except the twisted feeling in my gut was worse. Genos leaned in to hear what I was going to say.

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"I have hair!"

Ha! Like my story? I always wondered how Saitama would react if he had hair. Don't know if this is how he would react but I sure hope it would be. I think his baldness is what makes him so damn awesome so I hope the creators never have him grow back his hair. Anyway have fun reading!

Llama out~