Draco was enjoying his latte and danish at the new coffee house that had opened off of Diagon Alley. It was suppose to be reminiscent of some muggle chain of coffee shops but he didn't care. They served the best coffee and assorted bakery goods in all of Wizarding Britian. He could overlook their blatant attempt at attracting muggleborns. It was the vogue thing to do now: cater to muggleborns and their muggle parents.

"I'd shag him until there was nothing left, just a pait of glasses and a damp patch."

That voice sounded oddly familiar. Draco blinked and inclined his head as he tuned into the conversation going on behind him.

"Lavender please," another voice began, "to be fair you would shag anyone."

Lavender. The only Lavender he knew, or knew of, was Lavender Brown. She had been rather boy crazy at school but he hadn't considered her lose. Not more so than any of the other Gryffindors. He had been mistaken apparently.

"Anyone but Malfoy you mean."

He stiffened.

"I don't see what you have against him." the other girl snorted. "besides his Slytherin and Death Eater past he is rather attractive."

"Please. He has the Malfoy looks but there isn't any substance there. Any meat."

"When has that ever stopped you before?"

"True," Lavender paused, "but I've also heard that his playboy act is just that, an act."

"Oh?"

"He prefers the company of men."

Draco inhaled his coffee and sputtered as he coughed. He was not a fop. Not that there was anything wrong with chasing trousers instead of skirts. Whatever got your cauldron going. But, he wasn't.

"That's what you get for eavesdropping," Lavender whispered into his ear just seconds after he had recaptured his breath.

His glare must have fallen flat for Lavender snickered and winked.

Bloody Gryffindors and their bloody tricks. He should have known better.

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Submission for: 2 Week Drabble Wars: Main Attraction over at HSWW forum.

Prompt:

Day Fourteen "I'd shag him until there was nothing left, just a pair of glasses and a damp patch." (My Mad Fat Diary)

Required word count range: 100 - 500

Word count: 313