did you hear about the guy who was hit on the head with a can of soda? he was lucky it was a soft drink!

PLEASE BROTHER! THAT WAS HORRIBLE!

hey... Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off? he's all right now!

I MEAN IT! PLEASE BROTHER, THESE JOKES ARE ABSOLUTLY HORRIBLE!

hey pap, i would love to make a chemistry joke, but i know i wouldn't get a reaction...

I AM REALLY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW! STOP!

have you ever tried to eat a clock? its very time consuming!

OH GOD, NO... YOU DIDN'T!

i relish the fact that i've mustard enough strength to ketchup you with puns, pap!

AAAAGHH! THAT WASN'T FUNNY YOU KNOW!

i used to want to become a banker, but i lost interest!

OH YOU DID NOT! SANS! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

its not like the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls for it!

YOU...

NYEH NYEH NYEH...

STOP!

you just laughed didn't you?

I AM AND I HATE IT!

i love you pap

SIGH * I LOVE YOU TOO BRO... I LOVE YOU TOO...