Hey guys, been asleep for quite sometime for those who follow me. But fret not. I have found out a fire and idiot proof method for me to keep doing this. I'll just stick to one story and finish it before I continue on with the next. Why am I doing this? Because laziness. So don't expect regular posting times, but do expect a well thought out and meaningful plot...

Pfft... who am I kidding, I can't make a good plot if my life depended on it.

Anyway, enjoy.

"Blood. The life giving force. It flows, gets spilt, and keep humans alive… Humans… Such selfish creatures. They keep such a valuable resource to themselves. They refuse to share the dark red liquid found within them to the ones who need it the most. What kind of creature would need blood more than a human you ask? Why, a Vampire of course…"

"Ok, I get it, Krul, we're vampires. That's why we're here." A tall and sparkly model-like man said to the smaller girl in pink standing next to him.

"Oh you are no fun Edward. I had this whole menacing speech and you won't even hear it." The vampire known as Krul Tepes said, sulking.

The two were walking down a long corridor that lead to a large door. "You might want to take a while to breathe before you see what's behind this door." The small vampire in pink warned the taller boy in grey. "Just open it. It's not like I'm going to get killed or anything. Immortality, remember?" Edward said sarcastically. "Fine, suit yourself…" Krul said as she opened the large wooden door. "Oh, do be careful Alucard doesn't-"

Before she could finish, Edward's head was blown clean off and grey matter was splattered everywhere. It stained the door, the walls, and Krul's dress. The vampire in pink opened her eyes to see a tall figure in red with its arm out and a long silver hand cannon in its gloved grasp. All around it were vampires from far and wide looking at Krul's general direction. Not soon after, they returned to their regular activities.

"Krul! What did I say about the sparkly ones?" The figure in red known as Alucard stepped forward as he holstered his weapon. "You imbecile! You soiled my dress!" Krul exclaimed, ignoring Alucard. "Priorities, woman. Do you want the other vamps to see that we accept weak fools like Mr. I-bathe-in-glitter-glue over here?"

Krul snapped her fingers, commanding a servant to bring her a towel. She then proceeded to wipe her face and dress with the towel. She placed the towel on the tray her servant brought to her and looked at Alucard. The Vampire in red had always been infamous for being trigger-happy and ruthless, however he would usually like to describe himself as bored and carefree. That could have been his motive to live, to cure his infinite boredom. "I was hoping to invite another like-minded individual into our association. He would have made a good initiate."

"Pfft, that wimp? All I saw was a disco ball with legs." Alucard mocked, looking at the lifeless – and now motionless – body of Edward Cullen. "Anyway, we are more of a club, not an association."

The now annoyed third progenitor's face turned red with anger. "We are the Universal Vampires' Association! We are made up of some of the most powerful beings in the multiverse. We are not some petty teenage club in some livestock school!"

"Woah, chill princess." A floating figure said as it hovered above the two. The figure had long black hair and pale grey skin. It was wearing a dark grey singlet and tattered jeans. On its back was a large red bass guitar in the shape of an axe. "Marceline, The Vampire Queen…" Krul said with a slight hint of resentment in her voice. Krul knew Marceline's personality was akin to Alucard's, only to a lesser, not-so-murderous degree. "And we are actually more like a cult, really." Marceline pointed out. "So what happened to this guy? He looks like he could really light up a party."

"That's a great idea Marcy, we could hang his corpse on the ceiling and start a dance party. I'll invite the hookers, you can get him up to the ceiling." Alucard said with excitement. With that, the vampire in red dashed off, leaving an amused Marceline and a very annoyed Krul. Marceline grabbed Edward's body and proceeded to float away. "Don't worry, Krul, I'll take care of this and make sure Alucard doesn't get his mitts all up in this." Soon, she was out of sight, leaving a very flustered Krul. The pink vampire sighed away her anger and proceeded to head towards the meeting room, where the head vampires were supposed to have a congregation.

On her way to the meeting room, she walked past a giant gold statue of an old man dressed in a suit of unknown origin with his right hand raised and left hand supporting himself on a cane. At the foot of the statue were the words:

The Primordial Vampire

Elder Maximum

'Blood for All, All for Blood'

Many a time has Krul walked pass this statue. Elder Maximum… Krul thought to herself. She was told when she joined the association that Elder Maximum was the oldest vampire and founder of the association. He has lived and will continue to live, as long as there are living creatures in existence. It is rumoured that the Elder feeds off the spiritual energy of all living things. Most of the vampires in the association have been long time members, regularly visiting the Elder Building – a building within a pocket dimension Elder Maximum made himself – to have a drink of blood, share stories, or simply meet vampires from all across the multiverse. The Universal Vampires' Association was created with the intention of bringing vampires closer together to escape the social prejudice they face from humans. However, as time went on, different vampires with varying powers and intentions came together and disputes were had. So to neutralise this, the Council was formed to dictate the rules of the association and attempt to get rid of any and all conflict, both between vampires, and vampires and humans. Krul thought about all of this and chuckled to herself.

The association had only recently invited her into their ranks and made her a Council member no less. At first she held her head high as she always would, and looked down on the other vampires. However as time went on she found out that she was just a very small fish in a very big ocean full of sharks and monsters. There were some vampires such as Alucard with high level immortality, making them incredibly hard to kill. Others like Marceline came from places that even scared Krul herself. Then there were others… the top tier vamps. Capable of doing so much more than just drinking blood and living long lives. One such vampire that came to krul's mind was DIO. He has an enigma wrapped inside another enigma. She had heard rumours that DIO possessed an invisible spirit that did his bidding and could even stop time. It was safe to say that Krul was severely outclassed. Her previous attempts at impressing the other leaders ended like it did just moments ago. Most of her plans were either not up to the standards of the other leaders, or were ruined by the likes of Alucard or Marceline. Oddly enough, those two were the only reason why she was still a part of the Council. Every time something bad happened, it was either Alucard or Marceline who bailed her out. Marceline showed compassion, Alucard on the other hand, just wanted someone he could tease, other than his assistant, the 'Police Girl' Seras Victoria.

Krul stood in front of an antique wooden door, not unlike the one she first entered. She pushed opened the door and saw a large table with chairs surrounding it. The room was candle lit and dim. She scanned the seats and saw that two seats were already taken. One seat was occupied by the fancily dressed man known simply as Slayer. He was currently indulging himself with a book titled: 'A Million Years a Vampire' in one hand, and a pipe in the other. The other seat was occupied by a scantily clad female vampire who had her head on the table. Her name was Eliza.

As Krul walked closer to the table, Slayer looked up from his book and proceeded to greet the vampire in pink. "Ah, hello Krul, it's good to see you. I actually require your assistance." Slayer said as he gestured towards Eliza. Krul nodded in agreement, as she proceeded to awake the sleeping vampire. "Eliza, wake up. Least we need you sleeping here for another hundred years." Krul said as she shook her, causing Slayer to chuckle. The horned vampire awoke with a dazed look on her face. "How long has she been here?" Krul asked as she turned to Slayer. "She had her head on the table since the moment I walked in." He replied. "And how long was that?" Krul asked sarcastically as she took her seat.

"Is the meeting going to begin? Oh, sorry. I was just having a nap." Eliza said in between a yawn. The two other vampires shook their heads. "If you needed a place to sleep, you should have tried the lounge. I heard they have a shiny new disco ball." Slayer said, a hint of amusement in his voice. "Oh really?" Eliza said as she stretched her arms. The horned vampire stood up and proceeded to exit the room. "Tell that Nobel I'm sorry for sleeping here, I'll buy him a cup of ramen later. Now I need a drink…"

After she left, Slayer shook his head and continued reading his book. Krul took her seat and waited for the rest of the leaders. Not long after a figure dressed in white walked through the door. The figure had blood red eyes and short, black hair. The figure was Cadis Etrama di Raizel. He walked towards his seat at the front of the room and sat down. Following his entrance, Remilia Scarlet entered the room and took her seat, followed by DIO, then Marceline. After everyone was settled, only two seats were empty: Eliza's and Alucard's.

"Hey kids! Wanna see a dead body?" Said Alucard as he phased through the wall behind Krul, startling her. The rest were indifferent to his antics by now and were unaffected. "You're late Alucard." Rizel said with a hint of annoyance in his voice. "Oh come on, we're vampires, what's 10 minutes to an eternity?" Alucard rebutted, to which some of the vampires nodded in agreement. "So shall we start the formalities or what?"

Rizel sighed as Alucard began to take his seat. "The Universal Vampires' Association meeting is now in session, please state your name and title, then we may procced" Rizel announced as the whole room prepared themselves.

The man beside Rizel stood up and began with the introductions. "I am DIO, Stand user and vampire." DIO said in a triumphant tone. Next up was a girl in a red and pinkish-white dress. "Remilia Scarlet, Mistress of the Scarlet Devil Mansion and vampire." The girl said in a cheerful voice. "Marceline, The Vampire Queen." Said the familiar looking girl next to Remilia. Beside her was the fancily dress vampire, Slayer. "Slayer. I am a vampire, a romantic, and a poet." Next was Krul. "Krul Tepes, Third Progenitor among the vampires." The small vampire announced. Beside her, Alucard stood up just after she sat down. "Alucard, all round badass and OG vampire. Follow me on twitter TheCrimsonFuckr." He said with a sarcastic voice, to which, the whoe room sighed. Finally, Rizel stood up. "I am Cadis Etrama di Raizel, the True Noblesse." Raizel said in a sophisticated tone. "We can now begin with the meeting. Does anyone have anything to say?"

"I do."

Everyone turned their head to face Slayer. "I would like to discuss with the other Council members about the agenda of the association. It has come to my concern that although we have all been brought together – the vampires of the multiverse – it is clear to me that we all have different motives and share different ideals. Take our associate DIO for example. He wishes for nothing less than world domination. Do we help him adchieve that? Or do we pursade him to to do so?"

"I do not think you realize, but I am in the room." Said the vampire in question. "So what if I aspire for world domination? The world I wish to dominate is my own, not yours, and I do nt require you help. I am DIO, I am perfectly capable of taking over my world on my own."

Krul looked at DIO and thought of what Slayer said. She understood where he was coming from. Before joining the association, she wanted nothing more than to rule over the human 'livestock' with an iron fist. However, after meeting the other – more powerful – vampires and seeing how they see and treat humans, she began to realize that not all vampires wanted enslave humans, or even harm them. Some like Marceline and Rizel were friends with humans. Others, like Alucard has worked beside them to kill – as a surprise – other vampires. The only thing she and everyone in the association had in common was… Blood. The one thing all the vampires (except for Marceline) needed. It was the only thing that brought them together, and prevented them from brutally murdering each other due to different views. That was, up till this point.

"TOKI YO TOMARE! (Time Stops!)" Exclaimed DIO. In an instant, Slayer was thrown from his seat and he hit a wall. DIO stood in front of where Slayer was previously seated with his arms crossed. Apparently, Slayer said something to aggravate DIO in the midst of Krul's daydreaming. "A brute? A BRUTE!? You dare call me a brute?!"

"It would be wise for you not to hit me again, least you want to take an up close view of the nearest galaxy." Slayer threatened, adjusting his jaw. "Do you think I am afraid? Go ahead, The World will protect me." DIO said in a mocking tone. "I don't think violence is really a good idea guys." Marceline advised, as she hovered to the other side of the room. Krul, unsure of what to do, looked at Alucard and Remilia, who were busy recording the whole thing on Alucard's cell phone. Knowing them, they would most likely be the only ones who could incur the wrath of both DIO and Slayer and still live.

"Cease this at once, we can work out a solution like civilized gentlemen. Maybe over a cup of ramen." Noblesse suggested, to which everyone stared at him. "Um… Rai, don't know if you know this, but some of us can't actually eat 'normal' food." Marceline said, breaking the silence.

"Hmph. That is what's wrong with this association. You speak of bringing the vampires closer together, but all you're doing is showing everyone how weak we are as a species. I look around and all I see are – I dare say it – powerful beings who hide behind pathetic things such as morals and rules. With my power I could be a king, with our powers, combined, we could be Gods. I am ashamed to consider myself one of you." DIO said with deep resentment.

After a brief moment of silence, Rizel stood up and walked up to the blonde vampire, who was currently flaring his nostrils.

"Listen here, Dio… All the vampires in this room have power beyond what normal humans could comprehend. We were not gifted, we were cursed. All this power came at a price… Blood. The essential thing all of us have to take to live. Is it fair to the humans? Is it fair to take what belongs to them? Something more important than blood. Life. What right do we have to take that away from them? It's no wonder they treat us as monsters. We allowed them to. That is why this association was created, to help the vampires find an alternative, so that both vampire kind and human kind can live peacefully. We are not the problem here Dio… Brando… You are. We have no place in this Council for small minded imperialists like you." Rizel calmly said to the now infuriated DIO.

"I… am no longer Dio Brando… I AM DIO! And it would be best if you remember that, Rai – zel. Let it be said, this entire 'association' is useless… Useless useless useless useless useless useless useless!" DIO said as he stepped closer to the True Nobelesse. The two were barely an inch apart. After another moment of silence, Alucard broke it.

"Will you two just kiss already? It doesn't matter if you two make up or not, just get to the kissing."

Everyone stared at the vampire in red, who was holding out his phone with Ramilia standing behind him watching the screen. DIO grunted and proceeded to leave the room.

"Aww, you two are no fun…" Ramilia said as she pouted. "Maybe I should…" Rizel glared at the maiden, to which she hid behind Alucard with an 'eep'. "This meeting is adjourned." Said Rizel simply, as he left the room. The rest of the vampires decided to leave as well and proceeded to the exit after the Noble. Only Krul and Marceline were left in the room.

Krul sighed as she slammed her head against the table. All the tension was getting to her. Marceline patted the vampire in pink on the back in an attempt to comfort her. "It's ok, Krul. DIO may be angry all the time, but deep down he cares about the association." Krul looked up at the taller vampire. "How can you be so sure?" Krul inquired. Marceline chuckled as she hovered into a lying position. "Well, it was because of the association that he is still alive." In an instant, Krul's eyes lit up. "Yup," Marceline nodded. "DIO was on the verge of death at the hands of another 'Stand user' like himself when we transported him here. At first he was just like you, always so confident, always so arrogant," At this point, Krul looked away and blushed in embarrassment. "then he learnt about the Council, and tried challenging us. He failed of course, but we invited him into the Council because of his display of sheer strength and power. Plus, like you, he has a good way of commanding those beneath him. An important thing to have when you want to become part of this gang right here." Marceline explained as she hugged Krul from behind, to which Krul giggled. "That's why you're here Krul. You may not be able to stop time, change fate, or punch a guy into another galaxy, but you have that thing that makes people want to go out and punch a dragon for you."

Krul thought about what Marceline said for a moment.

"Anyway, I have to go now K. Promised Finn and Jake that I would help them slay a clan of rogue goblins. See ya later!" And with that, the Vampire Queen left the room.

Krul stayed there in silence.

Maybe there is a chance that I can work together with the Council. Then maybe I could be able to live with those livesto- Humans…

Cairo Egypt, JoJoverse,

Jotaro Kujo stood in the dark of night… panting.

Damn it!

Jotaro thought to himself. He was just about to finish his battle with DIO and save his mother and his grandfather and avenge his fallen comrades.

"Where is that damn vampire!?" Jotaro exclaimed.

Jotaro was enraged. In fact he was beyond enraged, he was pissed. After a while, he calmed down and collected his thoughts. The last thing he remembered was fighting DIO. He was about to finish him off, when he saw a bright flash of light. Then, DIO was gone.

"Star Platinum!"

Jotaro summoned his Stand – the manifestation of an individual's innate "fighting spirit" and represents, to an extent, the individual's psyche. Using Star Platinum, Jotaro hoped to find any trace of DIO. However, his search was in vain and he found no clues leading to the whereabouts of the vampuric Stand user. Just as Jotaro was about to lose all hope, a flash of light – similar to the one that DIO disappeared in – appeared in front of him. When the light died down, Jotaro took a moment to adjust his eyes. After his eyes had adjusted, he could not believe them. A short girl in a maid outfit appeared before him. She was in blue and white, and had silverfish hair with a tint of blue. Before Jotaro could make sense of the maiden's appearance, she spoke.

"I am Sakuya Izayoi. Where is Remilia Scarlet?"

I know this may come as confusing to you, so from every chapter after this, I'll add the names of every character used in the story and the series they come from. Here we go:

Krul Tepes - Owari no Seraph

Edward Cullen - Twilight

Alucard - Hellsing Ultimate (Abridged)

Marceline - Adventure Time

DIO/Dio Brando - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Seras Victoria - Hellsing Ultimate (Abridged)

Slayer - Guilty Gear

Eliza - Tekken Revolution

Cadis Etrama di Raizel - Noblesse

Remilia Scarlet - Touhou

Jotaro Kujo - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Sakuya Izayoi - Touhou

Mentioned:

Finn and Jake - Adventure Time

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