I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ANY OF ITS ORIGINAL CHARACTERS. Just a heads up there will be; character rants, Ron and Dumbledore bashing, limes/lemons, swearing, and a lot of violence. A/N: Thank you to everyone who favorited, followed, and reviewed. You guys rock! Oh and DragonTamer01, ya I know the battle was a little quick but your right, they're demons so ya. Lol I thought of making it this huge thing but it just didn't feel right but I'm glad you liked it anyway. Enjoy.
Epilogue: You get a happy ending, and you get one, and you get one!
-Eight years after Harry and the gang graduated from Hogwarts-
Harry had just set the table as Hermione rushed food back and forth from the kitchen. It was Christmas and their friends and family would start arriving at any minute.
"Did Péine tell you that Remus has been corrupting her and Sirius' kids along with his own?" Hermione asked with a small laugh.
"Oh I bet Sirius is doing his marauder duty and helping out" Harry joked. "It's crazy, what baby are they on now?"
"Four, no wait five I believe".
"Is she trying to out do Molly?"
"Ohhh you better not say that to her" Hermione said with a mock stern face before she cracked and they both busted up laughing.
"Knock knock" came a familiar drawl.
They walked into the other room and exchanged hugs with Severus and his fiancé Macey. The shy woman had become a permanent fixture in the sarcastic man's life and neither could be happier.
The fact that they were pregnant with their first child made sure that there was always a smile on Severus' face.
"Anyone home?" joked Fred as he and George walked in with their girlfriends followed by their father and step-mother.
Samantha, their step-mom, was a muggle hippie who Arthur met because of work and ended up falling for. When he had told her about magic the blonde flower child had taken it with stride. They married two years later and he showed her magic while she taught him about muggle things.
They were pretty cute together.
Fred and George worked with the marauders in their joke shop, which was a huge success. Fred was dating one of their workers, Valerie. George actually started dating Fred's ex-girlfriend Angelina. They often teased each other about it, though there was a small prank war when it had been first announced.
Suddenly the room was full of children as Harry and Hermione's five year old son James ran down to play with Teddy Lupin who was sporting his usual blue hair.
"Hi Teddy, did you come to pway? Happy Christmas!" he said, his chocolate eyes alight with excitement.
"Sure thing James and Happy Christmas" the older boy promised.
"Yay group hug" a young girl yelled as she tackled the two boys, her little brother came running in on his short chubby toddler legs after her and squealed happily. He jumped on top of them wanting to share in the love.
"Harry" Sirius smiled and hugged his godson and Hermione, Péine just a step behind him with Tonks.
"Nathan what is that on your face?" Péine asked her three year old son who was still sitting on the older kids. He had her eyes and hair color from when she was a human. His sister Nina, named after Péine's sister, had light blonde hair with Sirius' eyes.
At the moment Nathan's mouth was smeared with chocolate.
"Veggies Mommy" he said with a smile and the adults had to stop themselves from laughing. Sirius was actually turning red from trying to hold it all in.
"Veggies?" Péine asked with a raised brow as she handed one of the twins to Sirius. Both were almost the spitting image of their father who could be heard going on and on about them being little heart breakers.
Remus chose that moment to walk in holding his two year old Emma. She had sandy blonde hair like her father and was usually quiet unless she was feeling sassy, then everyone better watch out. She had a mischievous glint in her blue eyes that made Remus both proud and very nervous.
The brains of the marauders also had chocolate on his mouth. Fred and George were almost falling over themselves when they noticed.
"Remus, what is that?" Péine asked with a knowing look. He gave a sheepish grin and was silently thankful that Emma didn't have any on her. Dora would have killed him.
"Um…Veggies?"
"Oh you think you're funny huh? Well fuuu-". Everyone shot her looks, it had taken the blue haired babe forever to remember not to cuss in front of the kids. Though that meant she started inventing her own cuss words. "Fuuurench toast you sir!" she said making Regulus, the twin in her arms, giggle. His brother Andrew soon joined in.
Péine smiled at her babies and Remus let out a sigh of relief before she turned her eyes back to him and sent him a gesture meaning 'You die later!'
Sure she was just teasing him but she and Tonks had found out it was quite fun to make the men sweat every now and then.
In more ways then one.
"Oh did I miss the chocolate?" came the dreaming voice of Luna making Neville laugh as they walked in swinging hands with their daughter Silvia.
Remus groaned at being caught and everyone laughed, even Péine though she silently swore to get him back later.
It helped being married to a master prankster after all.
"Well, what a lovely bunch we have here. Péine, are you done popping out mini versions of yourself yet?" teased Eagla as he escorted Minerva in.
Péine and Sirius looked at each other before they both shrugged and simultaneously answered "Eh".
Soon everyone was joking around the dinner table and telling stories. They talked about seeing other members of the order that couldn't come but would most likely drop by to say hello in the next few days.
Winky and Dobby had a blast playing with the kids and eating with their family.
Life was good.
As everyone clinked their glasses together in a toast they smiled as the memory was unknowingly burned into their minds. This was what life was all about. No matter what happened or how things changed they would always remember these good, no, these great times.
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The Order of Getting Shit Done went on to change the magical world. Blood and species no longer mattered. Goblins, werewolves, and anything in between could now work at the ministry and make the world a little bit better.
Some purebloods tried to hold on to the old ways but it was like trying to stop the motion of the ocean, undoable.
Amelia led the people into better times and set an example for future Ministers. Her niece Susan was elected in her forties and was just as fair as her aunt, with her own little flare of course.
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Draco Malfoy ended up marrying Astoria Greengrass and had one son, Scorpio. His son grew up without prejudice or major pampering and ended up falling for Harry and Hermione's youngest daughter Lily Rose.
During the wedding Péine and Eagla had kept themselves in line and only mentioned cooked ferret twice.
The maunders and twins were threatened by Hermione's wand to also behave. She didn't want her baby girl's special day ruined.
Everything went off without a hitch.
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Bill and Fleur married and had their children; Victoire, Dominique, and Louis.
Teddy Lupin ended up marry Victoire. James Potter often teased them of taking after both of their parents with Teddy falling for a younger woman and Victoire going after for an older man.
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Cedric and Victor would often get together with the other champions and bring along their wives for date night.
They told a lot of stories that started with "That one time though..." and still laughed every time.
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Charlie brought home his boyfriend Alex for the first time, and his father told him he was proud that he was following his heart. The twins tried to tease their muscular brother about turning into a soft Romeo type but one headlock later and that was the end of that.
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Percy married Audrey and eventually pulled the stick out of his ass…kind of.
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Fred and George married their girlfriends and had their own set of twins. They wanted to be the next marauders, something that gave Minerva and Severus nightmares for many years.
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Ron Weasley was expelled from Hogwarts after cursing Severus, though he was spared jail time. He lived with his mother for a few years until she had enough of him and tossed him out on his ass. This forced him to try to live like a muggle seeing as his wand had been snapped when he was expelled.
This lasted about six mouths before he mouthed off to the wrong person.
Ron may have lived with muggles but he didn't try very hard to understand them. So, when he had insulted a shady looking man and then hit on his wife, he had no way of knowing the guy was a mobster.
He also didn't know what a tommy-gun was until the man introduced one to the hot headed red head, up close and personal.
Then Ronald Weasley was no more.
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Ginny Weasley was eventually released and graduated Hogwarts. She married Colin Creevey, who had mellowed out a bit with age, though not by much. She wrote a book about her experiences with possessions in hopes of helping others.
She became a very popular author while her husband took pictures for high-end magazines.
Her children had brought a strange book to her attention on day. A book that was all about Harry Potter, yet some key players were missing and the ending was way off.
She had laughed and shook her head before giving her husband a kiss hello. Her and Harry married, how silly.
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Molly Prewitt spent the rest of her days miserable.
Arthur had remarried and every time she tried to send a howler Péine would send one back that was ten times worse before it got so bad that she began twitching at the mere sight of a post owl.
Her Aunt Muriel took great pleasure in cutting her down each and every day.
It was a bitter woman who died by herself after making a bad batch of love potions which exploded in her face destroying the whole house.
Muriel survived.
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Dolores Umbridge was never heard from again. Not too many people were upset about this and had just assumed that the nasty little toad had met her match.
They were right.
Though if you happen to find yourself by the Black Forest in Germany you might be unfortunate enough to hear an odd sort of shouting coming from within. It sounds almost like a woman, yet somehow not. Truly terrifying.
The locals, to this day, believe this to be bad luck and advise you to run fast and far away if you should ever have the misfortune of ever hearing it.
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Vernon Dursley ended up doing fifteen years in prison along with Petunia once the authorities got a good look of the cupboard under the stairs.
Petunia confessing all of her sins and begging to pay for them may have added a few years as well.
Dudley eventually grew as a person. He stopped picking on others, started eating right, and went on to be a guidance councilor at a high school.
He married the history teacher and they had a little boy named Harry. Named after his cousin who he had a pint with every now and then.
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Dumbledore was shipped off to an insane asylum where he could scream about magic all he wanted and no one would listen.
He stayed there as his power hungry mind consumed him. Not having any magic drove him crazy, well crazier.
He died screaming at the walls. His final words being "I am the great Albus Dumbledore. Leader of the light! I am the most powerful wizard of all time!" before he died of a heart attack.
Alone and powerless fell the all mighty Albus Dumbledore.
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Minerva stayed with Eagla as his constant companion until her death at the age of two hundred and fifty-four. After her passing she became a ghost and stayed by his side. This earned her nothing but praise and loyalty from the man who was more than happy to never be alone again.
Eagla, Péine, and Sirius stayed with their friends to the end and then watched over their kids and great grandchildren and so on.
They could often be found helping set up a prank or telling stories of how they all came together, something that the children never got tired of hearing no matter what age they were.
Especially since Péine loved to start off with, "Let me tell you about the time we became The Order of Getting Shit Done!" Laughter could be heard around their house almost all of the time.
Eagla and Péine did have to go on a few missions here and there but always came back. Eagla joked it was because Sirius couldn't be trusted with the children alone for too long, who knew what mischief he might teach them.
Their children, though very slowly, did have their own families, grow old, and move on to the next adventure.
This was one of the drawbacks of being totally immortal.
Péine and Sirius had been inconsolable at the time, but they knew they were in a good place. Péine and Eagla occasionally used their powers to allow the four of them to visit the old gang which included a happy James and Lily Potter and even one Regulus Black the 1st, who was quite happy to have a nephew named after him.
Though the remaining, partially on Minerva's part, four didn't go too often. It was an unspoken rule that it was unwise to spend all of ones time with those who had moved on.
Yes, they had some sad times but the happy ones made it all worth it in the end. That was life, and it was good.
THE END
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