I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ANY OF ITS ORIGINAL CHARACTERS. Just a heads up there will be; character rants, Ron and Dumbledore bashing, limes/lemons, swearing, and a lot of violence. A/N: Hey everyone this is my first Harry Potter story (posted). I'm using this one to get all my rants and conspiracy theories out (all at once at least). Though this is a bit of a parody and has some crazy situations I promise there will still be a real plot. Now that all that's out of the way, enjoy! Also special thanks to Dave210 for helping me with grammar problems, it really helped.

Intro: Visions and new faces.

A fourteen year old Harry Potter laid asleep in his Hogwarts dorm room as visions of what was to come played in his mind.

He saw everything that had happened and everything that would happen, starting with his parents years in Hogwarts. But there was also disturbing scenes of his headmaster, Albus Dumbledore and one of his best friends Ronald Weasley, betraying him.

The old man manipulating his life and the lives of those around him.

Soon he saw visions of very dead, very ghost like Remus, Sirius, and Snape.

They had two people with them that identified themselves as demons telling him that they would be able to explain everything to him and his true friends. They spoke of a new order, a new group of the war.

One that would oppose both the lord of the 'light' and the dark lord.

Harry's eyes snapped open and he sat up in a sweat. As he went to put a hand over his racing heart he felt a lump under his shirt. He pulled out a red ruby necklace and suddenly the last vision ran through his head.

"Find us Harry" his godfather's voice whispered in his mind, "In the place where things are lost".

He jumped up and got dressed before rushing down to the common room only to run into Fred and George Weasley, Neville Longbottom, and his best friend Hermione Granger.

They seemed to be waiting for him. Hermione looked like she was bubbling with questions but something stayed her hand. Neville looked nervous while the twins seemed excited. He did notice that they all had the same necklaces.

"We should get going" whispered Neville.

They all nodded and quickly left the room. It was still early, maybe five in the morning so they wouldn't be missed for awhile.

Unsurprisingly, they didn't run into anyone though a small Ravenclaw with long blonde hair and big dreamy eyes did join them.

"Hello everyone, we should get going. None of them seem very patient" Luna said almost knowingly, playing with her own ruby.

They reached the seventh floor and faced the wall that had a tapestry of a man trying to teach trolls how to dance.

"We need to find Sirius, we need to find Sirius, we need to find Sirius" chanted Harry as he walked back and forth. A door appeared and with one last look around they all stepped inside.

"Good to see you pup!" shouted an excited voice followed by a feminine laugh and a softer male voice.

"Padfoot, don't scare our cubs".

There standing at the head of a large table was Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and to their slight shock Severus Snape. There was also another older aristocrat looking man and a young woman with intense blue hair who rolled her eyes at Sirius when he went to put his arm around her shoulders.

"Welcome back everyone" said the woman in a feminine yet alluring voice.

"Yes in deed" continued the unnamed man, "Welcome to the new order".

"New order?" asked Hermione seeing as these people seemed to be the ones who could answer her questions.

They heard Snape make a scoffing sound until the woman slapped his arm. Shocking the students, instead of anger he graced the woman with an amused smirk while Remus stifled a chuckle behind a cough. The other man laughed out right while Sirius pouted.

"Yes" Remus said seeing as Sirius had his attentions else where. "The Order of Actually Getting Shit Done".

A/N: Ok I hope you like the intro. More will come very soon, I usually write a new chapter every or so. I'll put the pairings in the beginning of the next chapter. Next chapter; people will be introduced, the truth exposed, and explanations. Review, ask, or suggest if you'd like. I don't mind constructive criticism as long as it's meant to help, not hurt. Also I tried to work on my spacing like suggested in the past, I hope this looks better. Until next time, have a great day.