``Tonight on Smartline: I'm Okay, You're Too Fat''. Good evening. Did you know that 34 million American adults are obese?
Putting together that excess blubber would fill the Grand Canyon two fifths of the way up. That may not sound impressive, but keep in mind it is a very big canyon. Disgusted with the choice of viewing, Homer was about to reach for the remote control,
/emem but it's barely out of reach. Rather than get up off the couch, he decides /emem to give it another chance. A dramatization of Santa on a hospital bed,
/emem two reindeer standing a tearful vigil. But to no avail. The doctor pulled the sheet over his head. Lisa, who was also watching, turned to see Homer's ample belly. She imagined Homer's funeral. An older Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie (adult, but still "sucking"" her pacifier) stood by the grave.
/em I wish they had never invented fried cheese!
- Marge cries at Homer's funeral (in Lisa's dream),
``Bart's Friend Falls in Love''
em Since there wasn't a casket large enough, Homer is buried in a piano /emem crate, lowered on a crane into the grave. The grave diggers rush to /emem enlarge the hole, but the chain snaps, crushing everyone. End of dream.
/em We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich,
creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg.
We call it the Good Morning Burger.
- Homer watched a television advertisement, ``Bart's Friend Falls in Love''
em Lisa resolved, ``I've gotta help him.''
/em
em While Milhouse and Samantha kissed, Bart traded Milhouse's valuable /emem baseball cards for his own worthless ones and, hearing no objection,
/emem concluded the deal. Samantha checked her watch and says she has to leave. ``My Dad thinks I'm having my braces examined.'' Her parting kiss fogged Milhouse's glasses.
/em "Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running." Bart told Milhouse as he emasked him what the big deal was about kissing, and he explained/em/pre