Hey everyone, so sorry for the late update! I was in Atlanta for a week, and forgot my laptop with the started chapter on it! Note to everyone; don't forgot to bring a copy of your work (Even non-fanfictions)
A lot of other things have happened, and it's really taken a toll on my work, sorry for the delay!
And, I'm still accepting OCs, and ship ideas! I think we may be reaching our max on that though, it would get far too confusing...
Anyways, sorry for the delay, and hope you enjoy!
Also, so far, the ships are OC (Lucas) x Pyrrha Nikos x (Possibly) Nora Valkyrie x Glynda Goodwitch x Blake Belladonna x Yang Xiao Long x (Possibly) Weiss Schnee x Neopolitan x (Possibly) OC
"Thoughts/Semblance Cry" "Background Song" "Speech" "Telepathy/? Speech"
Disclaimer: I don't own RWBY, it belongs to RoosterTeeth and the late Monty Oum, may he rest in peace.
The song for this chapter is "Ferrets", by Filmcow. Don't ask. Just don't.
"An apple pie, a bright blue sky, a breezy meadow in July! An ice cream bar, a shooting star, the sound of a steel guitar."
I jerked up from Neo's embrace to the sound of singing coming from somewhere on campus, nearby. I darted my head around in an attempt to find who ruined the nice moment we were having, with Neo's big beautiful breastuses right in my face, with Blake and Yang on both sides...
I shake my head subtly to try to clear the thoughts, before another bout of singing caught my attention.
"I love the sound of rain, wearing a hat and cane, Tiffany window panes lovely to see! Frost on a windowsill, feel of a dollar bill, Vacations in Brazil fill me with glee!"
"Oh dear, who is singing that dreadfully upbea-" Cinder mumbled before she was cut off both by intense glares and hate, and by Yang shouting,
"And what the fuck is a Brazil?"
"These are all the little things that make me smile, this is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile. Everybody knows the Holocaust was a lie, so let's sing about the things we like and don't be shy!"
Wait.
What.
Did this kid just-
"I love the feel of grain, the screams of a man in pain, blood coming down like rain, showering me!"
"Okay, this doesn't sound so upbeat anymore..." Blake stated, her bow almost looking like it was drooping. I'd have to figure more about that later, she's hiding something. Anyways, onto more pressing matters, like that kid singing.
"That everlasting thrill, during a final kill, body dumped in a landfill (Get off scot-free!)"
"This is getting fucked up." I blatantly state, drawing Merciless Slaughter and preparing in case this kid turns out to be a psychopath. I could see Miss Goodwitch staring at my posture, and as I looked over to her, my eyes widened and I stood there for all of five seconds.
What I've seen cannot be unseen. I'm assuming that makes four ladies after me already...
Blake the mysterious wannabe Ninja- I've seen her thoughts and the fantasies about me are very... Detailed and extravagant.
Yang the fiery blonde, who's natural beauty and- dare I pun, Hotness- is only matched by her blazing temper.
Glynda Goodwitch- The 'sexy teacher', that acts professional but gets more flustered around me than a virgin at his first stripper club. Cute like that, though.
And last but not least, Neo. The definitely not stereotypical best friend, sexy as fuck, adorable to boot. She's pretty much perfect, with a matching personality.
[ALSO, BY NOW SOME OF YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO CINDER AFTER SHE MADE THAT LAST COMMENT- SHE RAN OFF.]
"These are all the little things that make me smile, this is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile! One day I will... Will... Oh. Uh, hello there... Didn't know that anyone... Uh, was nearby..."
Entering the clearing in front of me was a boy about 1.6~1.7 meters (5'6 if you're AMURICAN), wearing a light grey hoodie with an image of an icicle on it, black skinny jeans, and with a small layer of stubble against his short black hair in a low Faux-hawk and pure white eyes. On his back was a serrated katana with white dust runes (Ice) along the side, and a small six-shooter on his hip.
He spoke, and his voice was clearer and I could hear a voice that was was somewhat deep- unsurprisingly.
"Oi, I'm Te- Er, Levi. Levi Fredricson. Pleased to make your acquaintance, mister...?" Ozpin strode towards him, and introduced himself.
"I'm the headmaster here. Professor Ozpin. Why exactly are you here?"
"Well, I'm obviously here to enroll in this school amirite?!" He looked at all of us in turn, looking me up and down.
"Okay, so what all do you need to know about me before I'm in on all... This?" He then looked at me again.
I'm not sure what's happening right now to be honest.
"Well, I need your semblance, age, and..." Ozpin prattled off with various facts.
"I'm 17, and my semblance is- Aside from my balls of steel, Geh-heh- the ability to solidify my body or limbs into something as tough as... Something very tough. Like an Iguana's gonads [Please tell me someone got that reference or else it'll just get weird up in here...]"
"O... Kay...? Well, it was nice meeting you, Fredricson..." I said as I felt Neo lean against me from behind, feeling left out of attention. Yeah, she used to do that a lot. I'm hoping she doesn't expect me to do THAT ag-
Okay, she obviously does because now she's riding me. Hehehe...
Piggyback riding. She used to love it when I used a semblance to free-run, and would always hop on. Ah, memories.
"Boi Te- Er, Lucy!" She shouted as she pulled me like a jockey back to our tent- which is getting extremely full... I'm going to have to get into a dorm, and at this rate, the whole building will be full of women...
"It's LEVI! LEVIIIIIIII!" I heard him shout as I started to sprint, with Neo on my back, laying herself down like we were a couple.
That... Actually sound nice. We just met up after all this time, so I don't know how that all would work out if I asked.
Shame I don't play football, or more specifically a Goalie, otherwise I could say I'm a real KEEPER.
Heh.
Oh GODDDD THAT TOOK FOREVER TO WRITE! Thanks to my friend- who doesn't have a fanfiction account- for reading over this and being the inspiration for the new character. Yes, Levi is gay. No, Lucas will not be. Lucas won't even be able to tell for the most part, just for the sake of comedy. If anyone got offended at any point, be it in the authors notes or the story itself, feel free to PM me and I'll see what I can do. Or just shut up. Ain't like I try to offend anyone.
Anyways, the ships are rising.
The Iguana reference was from the Mad Max game, by the way.
Anywho, have a good day, don't forget to review if you liked it!