A/N: Here's part one of the two-shot based off of The County Fair. I find this episode hilarious, but I was still curious as to what Nat and Rosalina were thinking. The first part is Rosalina's point of view and the second part will be Nat's point of view.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Naked Brothers Band.


Rosalina's POV

Today, the Naked Brothers Band will be spending all day at the county fair. Since it's not time for the concert yet, we get to hang out and do whatever. We all knew we would have to dress in disguises so that we wouldn't be recognized. What we didn't know was that the bunny costumes would be a complete failure. After we got chased by some crazy fans for a while, we finally found a hiding spot, where we discovered some alternative costumes. That is why all the band members, except for me, are now dressed up as princesses. Ironically, I'm the only one who could fit into the dude costume.

After we are in disguise once again, we meet up with Cooper, who tells us we can go off on our own until the sound check. As soon as he lets us free, Thomas, David, and Qaasim all head off towards the greased pig contest and Alex says something about how it's unladylike. Alex is the only one who's really trying to be in-character.

Naturally, Nat and I pair up and search for something we can do together. With all the guys in our band, it might seem weird to an outsider that I ended up being Nat's best friend. But I wouldn't have it any other way.

As we're walking, I point to one of those bull-riding exhibits. "I want to go ride the bull," I tell Nat.

He raises an eyebrow at me and laughs, "Bull-riding? Whatever you say, Rosalina."

I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but I grab his hand and drag him to the bull.

When we get there, there are several spectators, but there's not really a line, so I'm able to take my turn right away. I get on the bull and hold on, but once the bull starts moving, it's a lot harder to stay on than I thought it would be. I scream and fall off the bull in a very ungraceful manner.

The boys watching start teasing me relentlessly.

"Hey Robert E. Lee, no wonder we lost the war," one boy mocks.

"Hey sissy boy, what kind of rider are you anyway?" another boy laughs, "Why don't you go join the girls' little quilting bee?"

I know I shouldn't really care about what these boys think. In fact, they probably wouldn't be teasing me if they knew my real identity. But nonetheless, their mockery aggravates me and makes me want to show them that I can be tough. It may also partially be because I want to impress Nat.

"Hey leave her alone you guys," Nat defends me, but his misuse of pronouns only makes things worse.

"Did you hear what she just said?"

"Yeah that's funny. What a burn. Leave the poor little girl alone," the same guy from earlier remarks.

I roll my eyes and mutter, "I hate those guys."

"Let me go," Nat offers, "I'll make you look good." I'm not really sure what he's planning, but I let him go.

"Uh, may I go next?" he asks, trying to mimic a girls' voice.

"Sure thing, darling," the guy running the ride says. He offers to help Nat up, which annoys me even more.

"Sure, help the girl up," I mumble to myself.

Everyone starts cheering for Nat as soon as the bull starts moving. I'd also like to mention that the bull is moving about as fast as a turtle in quicksand. Anyone could stay on the bull at that speed! And how is this supposed to make me look good?

"Why are you going so easy on him… her?" I ask, correcting myself. This whole pronoun thing is getting confusing. I run over to where the man is running the bull and turn the speed up to a faster setting.

Nat falls off the bull instantly and suddenly everyone's concerned about whether he's okay. When I fell off, they all laughed at me.

"Good for you, honey," the man helps him up and then points at me and adds, "Hey, that boy right there, he's a troublemaker."

Nat thanks him and I roll my eyes.

"You are a troublemaker," Nat comments as soon as he sees me, "That was really painful."

"Stop being such a baby," I remark. I fell off too, Nat, in case you didn't notice.

"What? What's the matter with you?" he asks, looking confused.

"'Can I help you out, honey?' 'Are you okay, honey?'" I mimic the man running the ride, "I was much better than you were. They're just all nice to you because you're a girl." I just find it annoying how Nat's getting all this attention. Like it isn't enough that he gets pined over by thousands of girls every night.

"Okay, just to get it straight, I'm not a girl," Nat comments, as if I could forget.

But he's obviously not trying to convince the crowd of this. "You gonna try again, little girl?" the man asks and Nat is quick to say yes. The crowd cheers the entire time Nat is riding on the bull. Which turns out to be quite a long time. I'm too furious to watch though, so I turn my back to him and the bull.


Thanks for reading! I know this chapter was kind of short, but the second part of the two-shot will be much longer. :)