*tapping the fingers on a table*

Me: *sigh* W-Why am I... Seriously... Oh, you're there. Sorry, I was just... Wow Dashie (DashieGames)... you played THAT? And even showed me something AWFULLY... Oh, who am I kidding... What am I talking about is when I found out Dashie played Oneechanbara Z2, and... When I saw the Title Menu... I went batshit. I mean, Kagura was already enough, but ANOTHER SWIMSUIT COWGIRL?! Seriously! Gimme a break, Japan!

Also, just now I discovered there is a LIVE-ACTION MOVIE!

*facepalm*

What is it with these girls pursuing me everytime? I mean, I did NOT want to get involved on this game, but OK, if it's going to pursue me for a lifetime, better make a story of it at least... Goddammit...

You KNOW what rating will it be and why.

Edit: THAT OTHER COWGIRL WAS IN THE FIRST GAME! (Not Oneechanbara Z, the first Oneechanbara)

Story:

He never really wanted to get himself into this, but Conner (A tribute to Brian O'Conner) either just got VERY lucky or else. Conner didn't work for the Zombie Prevention Force (ZPF) and hunted Zombies on his own, but that was before he meet two... Interesting women... Although he's now got FIVE rolling around him after he met them! Well... This is going to be a crazy ride..

Cast:

Saaya Vampiric
Kagura Vampiric
Aya Baneful
Saki Baneful
Anna

Conner McGregor (This part also counts as synopsis): A guy from the United States, but that was born in Japan. His real name is Kazehaya Hamato, but he prefers his other name, since he grew up on America. Conner is what you call a modern-day Cowboy, wearing a stetson hat, black cape, brown boots and always carrying his 6-shot revolver and a light-katana (Megaman references FTW!). He's not interested on a romance, but that idea was blown off his head when he met Kagura and Aya, and later Saaya, Saki and Anna. He is a zombie hunter, but never really knew from what blood he belonged, because he knew for certain he was a vampire, but never knew what blood did he belong to, since he never met his family. His family on the US is already dead because of the zombie outbreak, but his REAL Family is still alive, can Conner and the Vampiric/Baneful girls find his family and find out about his heritage?

What am I doing...

Still, this isn't going to stop the Oneechanbara train, but at least I can still ride it! YIPPE-KI-YAY, MOTHERFUCKAS!