I realized that I completely forgot about Lord Brain Damage's existence…

Final Chapter
The End of the Evil Lords

The Evil Lords' flying saucer was down on the grass after receiving powerful blows to the top simultaneously from the Smashers. In fact, the attacks were so powerful that the spot that got hit was cracked. "C'mon! Let's go in there and drag them out!" suggested Captain Falcon.

Inside, the Evil Lords were down on the floor again after the violent shaking earlier. They slowly got back up, most of them groaning in pain. "What happened…?" asked Lord Exaggeratron.

"Looks like they did quite a number to our ship…" said Lord A.

They suddenly heard the sound of crashing coming from outside the room, and then they heard someone saying, "This place looks a lot larger than from the outside! How is that possible?"

"Their ship uses fourth dimension technology to make the inside looker bigger than the outside," said the voice of Incrediblus.

"Same as the Final Destination, huh?" said another voice.

"Oh no! They got inside! We're finished! We're finished! WE'RE FINISHED!" cried Lord Brain Damage in horror.

"Don't worry; I'll drive them all out!" said Lord Hasbrain.

The door then opened, and Incrediblus and a few of the Smashers were seen standing out there. Pointing his ray gun at the Evil Lords, Incrediblus said, "This is it for you, Evil Lords! Hands in the air, or else I'll shoot!"

"Ha! You think I'm going to be afraid of a dinky, little ray gun?" Lord Hasbrain said to him, and then his hands became bowl-shaped again. "Watch as I use my Super Sound Blaster against you!" He fired sound waves, only to get the same result as before—firing them in his own direction and knocking himself out.

The remaining Evil Lords got close to each other, and Lord A said to them, "It's not over yet! There is power in numbers! There is no way you can take us all down at once when we cooperate with each other!"

"You fiend!" said Incrediblus in anger.

"I'll deal with them myself!" said Bowser as he pushed Incrediblus aside. "I alone can beat them all up!"

"Who do you think you are? You think you can beat us all up by yourself? If that isn't signs of arrogance, I don't know what that is, and I hate arrogant people!" Lord A angrily said to him.

"Yeah, I'm arrogant! So what? You'll see for yourself that I'm better than you in a moment!" said Bowser as he leaned back a bit while pulling back his fist.

"Get him!" Lord A shouted, and then all the Evil Lords except the unconscious Lord Hasbrain and Lord Oblivion charged at Bowser.

"Super Koopa Punch!" Bowser shouted as he dashed forward at an unexpectedly fast speed and plowed through them with his fist and sent all of them flying in various directions.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

The Evil Lords fell back to the floor, and just like that, all of them fell unconscious, mostly.

"There! Now you know who the better one is!" said Bowser.

The Evil Lords were all rounded up, but they were left inside their flying saucer.

Standing before the Smashers, the space cop said to them, "I can never thank you enough for all that you've done! You helped me defeat and capture the Evil Lords, something I knew would happen one day but didn't know when! You people truly are powerful!"

"We are glad to be of help!" Captain Falcon said to him with a smile.

"They weren't much of a challenge anyway," said Bowser. "It's no wonder we can take them down so easily!"

"Mostly because of me!" claimed Falco with pride.

"So you're going to leave now?" Mario asked Incrediblus.

"Yes," replied the space cop. "My headquarters is expecting me to go back once I've accomplished my mission. It's been quite a few years since I contacted them. All these years, I've been going after the Evil Lords to arrest them, but I never succeeded. Now that I've finally caught them, I can at long last report to my superiors that my mission is complete!"

"Congratulations," Samus said to him. "Hope you make your way back home safely. How long does it take to get back to your headquarters?"

"Using warp speed, I can get back there in a couple of days," replied Incrediblus. "It's incredibly far from your planet. Even light years can take a while to get to my home galaxy."

"So I guess we'll never be seeing each other again?" asked Fox.

"You'll never know if my mission brings me back here," replied Incrediblus. "I do hope to see you people again, however!"

"We welcome you to our planet anytime!" Mario said to him.

"Thank you!" said Incrediblus. "I hope that we can meet each other again someday! But before I leave, is it possible that you let me have something to eat first? I feel like grabbing a bite."

"Sure! C'mon in! We'll prepare something tasty for you! I think we all deserve a good meal after working together to capture those people!" Peach told him.

As they were returning into the mansion, Pikachu asked Incrediblus, "Is it safe leaving the Evil Lords in there?"

"It's all right," said Incrediblus. "There's no way they can escape their bondage. Not at all!"

"If you insist, though I have a bad feeling about this…" said the mouse Pokemon.

Several minutes have passed since the Smashers went back into the mansion to have meal. They were in the middle of eating and chatting happily when suddenly Duck and Hunt rushed into the dining room, barking and quacking with great panic. "What's wrong?" Gunner asked them.

"Judging by the way they look, I'd say something is up," said Marth.

Thanks to his ability to communicate with animals, Ness was able to learn shocking information from them. "What?! The Evil Lords have escape?!"

Everyone was shocked to hear this, especially Incrediblus. They wasted no time in running outside, just in time to see the Evil Lords' flying saucer taking off into the distance. "Oh no! We're too late! How could they have escaped?!" said Incrediblus.

"See! I told you it was a bad idea to leave them in there, bounded or not!" said Pikachu.

"And we went through all the trouble of rounding them up…" grumbled Bowser. "Now what? Are we going to go after them?"

"It's my fault that they escaped… I should've listened to you people and keep them confined in a safer place…" said Incrediblus with regret. "I'm sorry that I threw all your hard work out the window…"

"Eetz all right," Mario said to him. "We'll help-a you capture them again."

"No, this is all on me," insisted Incrediblus. "You have done your best in helping me, and I do not wish to bring any more trouble on you. It is my duty as a cop to capture them, so I will go after them." He then shook Mario's hand. "Thank you for all the help you've given me! I must now go after them before they run too far! I will never forget the kindness and helpfulness you showed me!"

"Are you sure you don't need our help?" Fox asked him.

"No, this is my responsibility," Incrediblus insisted. "I will capture them myself, but I will contact you if I really do need help. This is good-bye, and I hope that we will meet again someday."

After saying that, he ran back into the Incredibus to start its engine. Remembering what he said about the way the bus takes off, Captain Falcon ran to the gate to open it. After saying good-bye to each other one last time, Incrediblus drove at a fast speed in the direction of the gate. Shortly after going outside, the Incredibus took off diagonally into the sky and went farther and farther into the distance.

"He's gone…" said Pichu..

"You think it's really all right to let him go alone?" asked Kirby.

"I doubt he'll get into trouble," said Marth. "If he is able to come this far, then I'm sure he'll be able to survive his encounters with them."

"But is it all right to let the Evil Lords roam free?" asked Pikachu.

"I wouldn't worry about them, since… you know…" said Link.

"Let's just hope he'll be all right," said Peach.

Traveling at the fastest speed possible, the Evil Lords managed to make it out of Eagleland and was currently flying over a barren, rocky landscape of an unidentified country. All of them were gathered inside the navigation room, as the room with the decagon-shaped table had a hole on the ceiling that made it dangerous to be there.

"Our ship isn't in a good condition," said Lord Exaggeratron while looking at the statistics on the control panel. "If we keep on flying without doing anything about it, it's going to explode in a manner similar to that of a supernova explosion."

"No way can the explosion be that big," said Lord Underestimateron.

As they were flying, they noticed what appeared to be a town in the distance. They were thinking of heading towards it, but when they saw that their flying saucer was in no condition to fly for too long, they decided to land first and then walk to that place on foot and then decide what to do next. After landing their flying saucer, they all came out and headed towards that town, but then they saw a group of people heading in their direction.

The group was led by a morbidly obese man notable for his size of about three to four meters tall. He had long, black hair that reached his shoulders, and he wore a bright blue shirt, a pair of brown trousers, and a pair of black shoes. He had a demented-looking face that consisted of crazy-looking eyes that weren't looking straight ahead for the most part and a tongue that was always sticking out.

The people tagging behind him all looked like people who were either high on drugs or patients found in mental hospitals.

The group got close to the Evil Lords, who were cautious of who they were, and one of the people following the large man said to him, "Look, boss! That's a UFO! These people must be aliens!"

"Right…! They must be aliens…!" said the large man while breathing heavily. "Heeheehee! Just my luck! I finally get the chance to ask aliens if I'm smart or not! Heeheehee!"

"Who's this weirdo?" asked Scumlord.

"OH MY GOD! WHAT A BIG FAT GUY! OH MY GOD!" screamed Lord Brain Damage.

Ignoring Lord Brain Damage, the large man asked the Evil Lords, "Hey aliens! I have a question to ask you! Tell me if I'm smart!" The Evil Lords looked at him with confused expressions, wondering where on earth he was getting at. "Ten plus eleven is one-hundred! I'm very smart, right? Right? Right?"

The Evil Lords looked at him with odd expressions, and then Lord Brain Damage shouted out loud, "OH MY GOD! HE GOT IT WRONG! HE GOT THE ANSWER WRONG!"

"Are you an i****? Ten plus eleven is twenty-one, not one-hundred!" Lord A said to him. "Did you not learn basic math? Even an elementary grader is smarter than you!"

Hearing this, the large man's expression instantly changed to a look of shock, which then became anger. Behind him, his followers had looks of shock on their faces. "Uh oh! Someone did not say the boss is smart! He just asked for a death wish!" said one of them.

"We better get out of here, or else we will be caught in the boss's rage!" said another one, and then all those people ran for their lives as fast as they could.

"What's with them?" wondered Lord Hasbrain.

"Nuack," said Lord What with a smile.

The Evil Lords then noticed that the large man was breathing hard and heavily, so much that one could actually see his breath coming out of his nostrils. His eyes were also glowing in red. "You dare call me an i****?! How dare you?! I am the smartest man in the universe! I am the number one smartest of them all! Nobody can ever be as smart as me!"

"Is that arrogance I'm hearing?!" Lord A angrily said to him. "I hate arrogant people, and I will show you what happens to those who are arrogant!"

"YOU SCUMBAGS SHALL PAY FOR CALLING ME, THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE, AN I****!" the large man screamed at the top of his voice all of a sudden, and then he pulled back his head and brought it forward at a fast speed.

"We bring you breaking news of a shocking event that happened not more than twenty minutes ago!" said the news reporter, interrupting a movie that is the sequel to the humans invading an alien planet mentioned in the first chapter.

"Just when we were getting to the good part…" grumbled Mr. Game & Watch.

"This afternoon at Flatstone Valley, Brain Master Brain was sighted killing a group of people" said the news reporter. "A hiker close to that area was able to capture this on footage."

The TV then showed a recorded footage of the large man talking to the Evil Lords. The footage was taken from an elevated land a bit of a distance from them, but the recorder managed to get a relatively clear shot by zooming towards them as much as he could.

The footage showed the large man slamming his head down onto Lord A with such a force that the latter was instantly flattened against the ground, and when the former's head hit the rocky ground, a massive explosion was created, and the Evil Lords in front of him were instantly engulfed and seemingly disintegrated by the powerful explosion that kicked up a large amount of dust and rocks into the air.

In fact, the explosion was so powerful that it even reached the person recording this. The footage ended shortly after the dust created by the explosion got to him and sent him flying.

After the footage ended, the news reporter came back on. "The hiker, who wants to remain anonymous, was injured by the explosion, but managed to survive and even keep his video camera in a good condition to show to everyone. It is currently unknown as to who the unfortunate victims of Brain Master Brain are, but it can only be deduced that they made fun of his intelligence that they were killed by him."

"Wait a minute… Those are the Evil Lords, right…?" asked Luigi in surprise.

"Yeah, that's definitely them…" said Snake. "They ran into… Brain Master Brain…?"

"That name sounds familiar," said Parry. "Refresh me again, please?"

"That guy came on the news about a week ago when he fought on equal terms with General Alexander," replied Falco. "Yes, Alexander of the Espers of Justice."

"They fought for five days straight without a break, and the battle came to an end when both sides were too tired to continue fighting," continued Snake.

"The battle was a draw, but some even argued that Brain Master Brain won," said Captain Falcon as he came into the room after hearing the others. "Brain Master Brain was still able to get up and run afterwards, while Alexander was too tired and hurt to move, which is why some claim that the former actually won."

"I still can't believe that there would be someone who is able to fight on par with one of the Great Powers of the world…" said Luigi in disbelief.

"Roy did," Mr. Game & Watch reminded him. "Crocodile, remember?"

"True, but he was still pretty messed up after winning against him," said Luigi.

"People are even calling him the fifth Abomination," added Snake. "Someone with a power like that is no laughing matter."

"If the government decides to recruit him as one of the Seven Warlords, then they've got themselves an additional fearsome power on their side!" said Captain Falcon.

"Anyway, sucks to be those guys," said Falco. "I mean the Evil Lords. I heard that Brain Master Brain believes himself to be the smartest man in the universe, but he is in reality one of the d***est people in the world."

"He absolutely will not tolerate anyone calling him d***," added Snake. "He once wiped out a town with a population of over one thousand people because a bunch of kids laughed at his s*****ity."

"That's terrible…" commented Parry.

"The town was more or less wiped off the map, because that place was laid waste completely when he stopped his rampage," continued Snake.

"I still can't believe it…" said Luigi.

"Anyway, what about Incrediblus?" asked Mr. Game & Watch. "Do you think he's all right?"

Incrediblus had no idea about what happened to the Evil Lords. The space cop continued to fly around the skies of Tooneria, searching in vain for the Evil Lords, who were all dead. "Strange… The radar is unable to find them at all…" he said to himself while looking at the device with a small satellite dish. "Could it be that they have already left the planet?"

Unfortunately, the Smashers had no way of contacting Incrediblus, and he wasn't even bothering to check any of Tooneria's news to know about this.

"It doesn't matter where you are, Evil Lords," Incrediblus said to no one. "I'll hunt you down no matter what! You can never escape the space cop of justice that is me, Incrediblus the Incredible!"

THE END

Even though the story ended this way, I don't know if I have any plans for Incrediblus in the future.

Those who read my older stories should still remember the Great Powers of Tooneria, which consists of the Seven Warlords (formerly called Seven Armed Seas), Espers of Justice, and the Four Abominations.

I figured that I should start giving them a bit more screentime and relevance to my SSB series, which is why I created an original character called Brain Master Brain and have people claim that he is so powerful that he can go toe to toe with one of the Great Powers. You can say his appearance is just the beginning of my hopeful plan of integrating the Great Powers into my future stories. Let's hope I can come up with cool things to do with them!

Some major changes are happening to my life, and it may or may not affect my time at writing stories. Because of this, I want to keep possible future stories I have in mind a secret, but please keep an eye on my Twitter account for news.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this comical story about the worst alien invasion ever! Until next time!

God bless you all!

Trivia:
1. Bowser's punch he used for taking out the Evil Lords is based on the one he used for defeating Dark Bowser in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story.