"How can this be relaxing, it's boring" Nagisa said as he sat by the river holding a fishing rod. His cousin Mai had sent it to him hoping to get him to relax a bit, seeing as last time they saw each other he was a bit stressed out. "It's just watching a string in a river, and then what's the chances of catching something?" he griped.

"Quite high" a voice said as another fishing line arced over head and hit the water a meter away from his float.

"Hayami?" Nagisa asked "You like fishing?" he asked surprised

"I've had a knack for it since I was a little girl" Hayami said sitting down next to her classmates. "What about you?" she asked

"My cousin said I needed to relax and thought 'hey why not give him a fishing rod and tackle box'" Nagisa said

"She wasn't wrong" Hayami said setting her rod up on a stand before taking out a can of drink and passed it to Nagisa as she got one for herself. "This was a coping mechanism for me when things got hectic at home" the sniper added.

"I know what you mean" Nagisa said

"Want to talk about it?" Hayami asked making Nagisa sigh.

"Come on fishy, take the bait" Nagisa said as Hayami threw some pellets into the water making Nagisa confused

"Its burley, it's used to attract fish to the area" Hayami said sipping her drink.

"Wish someone told me that" Nagisa said

"Well they just did" Hayami smirked as she watched her line.

"How can people stand to do this day in and day out?"

"Nagisa, we're assassins" Hayami said "We should learn patience"

"Says the Sniper" Nagisa replied as he continued to watch his line.

"Well that's easy, bacon. You're turn would you rather eat Smoked Octopus tentacles or Snake eggs" Hayami asked

"Simple, I love octopus" Nagisa said "Would you rather down raw egg yolks or hug Okajima"

"Eggs, please" Hayami said "Any bites?"

"Nope...I'm very tempted to do something though" Nagisa glared at the water

"What?" Hayami asked

"I brought my sword" Nagisa said "If that is an indication of what I want to do to this thing"

"Oh come on, that won't be needed" Hayami said pulling in a fish and placing it in a bucket

"Just you watch me" Nagisa said getting

"Would that be unfair?" Hayami asked

"Sure would. But then again these things are bastards." Nagisa said through gritted teeth

"Patience is key" Hayami said

Suddenly Nagisa was nearly pulled into the river.

"WHOA! Hayami help here please" Nagisa said as he struggled to stay on dry land

"Got it" Hayami said pulling back on the rod with her blue hair friend as a large fish was plucked from the water

"Oh no, no, no" Nagisa said as the now revealed to be massive fish landed on him

"NAGISA!" Hayami shouted struggling with

"Hey is everything okay?"

"Maehara down here" Hayami shouted waving her arms while jumping up and down.

"What happened?" Maehara asked as he, Isogai, Okajima, Mimura and Sugino placed down their fishing gear.

"No way, you guys got the River Sumo?!" Sugino said spotting the massive fish on Nagisa

"The what?" Nagisa said struggling to get the fish off of him.

"The biggest fish in the river" Isogai said

"On 3! 1...2...3!" Maehara shouted as the guys barely lifted the fish helping Hayami pull Nagisa out from under the monstrosity.

"You okay bro?" Sugino asked

"THAT'S IT!" Nagisa shouted going for his second fishing rod bag.

"Why does he have two?" Isogai asked

"Time for a kebab!" Nagisa shouted drawing his sword.

"WHOA!" the guys jumped on him

"What now?" Nagisa asked

"You can't cut it up with a katana, you need proper knives. Huh, it's not far from the classroom. Lets invite the others there for a class cookout. Sumo here could make a lot of dishes" Isogai said

"So how are we moving it?" Maehara asked

"Huh?" the all asked.

"Got it!" Sugino said

"You have got to be kidding me" Karasuma said as he's eyebrow violently twitched. There were seven students fishing in the nearby river while behind them was a monster fish

"Hey sensei, think you can carry this back to the class?" Isogai asked

"I'm not going to even ask how you got that on shore" Karasuma said picking up the massive fish. "It's nearly as big as Nagisa" he commented

"No kidding" Nagisa glared at the thing before picking up his sword and tackle before walking off with the group

"So what's the plan with this thing?" Karasuma asked

"Class cook out sir" Sugino said

"Oh yes, I get first bite of the sumo" Nagisa growled.

"Well he did land it" Hayami said

"What?" Karasuma said

"I landed that big sucker, with help of course" Nagisa admitted.

"Okay how does someone your height catch a fish the same size as him?" Karasuma asked before receiving a lifted eyebrow, "You usual luck I take it"

"Pretty much" Nagisa said

"Okay so we'll use these tables as prep tables, only use them inside the kitchen area" Karasuma said

"Okay" Isogai and Hayami said

"I've contacted the others" Ritsu said

"Now to gut the thing" Hayami said producing a set of knives.

"Shouldn't have done that before?" Maehara asked

"When it was on the ground and barely of lifted it, no I prefer to work on a table.

An hour later and the area was filled with the class enjoying the fishing's group hard work.

"That's a big fish" Kurahashi said

"I'm just amazed Nagisa landed this thing" Kaede said

"Yeah, well big tosser he is" Nagisa said as Kaede pecked his cheek making everyone giggle.

"But still River Sumo" Takebayashi said "At your size is still"

"Cut it out before I cut something out" Nagisa said

"Put the sword down" Karasuma said

"Ah yes sir" Nagisa said placing his katana near the classroom.

"Don't let them get to you man, it's not a bad catch for a first timer"

"Not even I could ever catch this guy" Hayami said "I've been trying since I was a little girl. Nice job Nagisa"

"Thanks guys"

Hey guys Grizz here with a one-shot...NOPE, screw that it was a one shot but now its as you can probably tell by the title the first chapter of the 2nd Class E Fun Files, WOOHOO the fun files are back baby, so what will we have this file. Secret man can't tell you but its going to be fun.

So until next time I'll catch you on the flipside