"For the last time Rocket; we can't go and steal anymore! We're already too frigging famous…" Peter huffed as the hot headed Raccoon only growled in annoyance.
"Quill, we might have saved Nova, but that was 5 months ago; and we're nearly broke, there's plenty of bounties that we could claim!" Rocket argued as he pointed to the hologram display.
"I am Groot…"
"What? 'Last time'? It wasn't our fault Nova and Gammie there ruined our easy catch!" He retorted, as Peter raised a eyebrow. 'easy catch my ass…'.
Even if they were a team, Rocket was the type of loud mouth that would've been all bark and no bite if it weren't for his best bud Groot, and if it wasn't HIM causing trouble, it would be the tool Drax, who was still getting used to the other Guardians speech. Even so, Gamora thankfully was just fine sitting quietly in her sleeping quarters.
"Quit your blabbering, we need to restock our food supply!" The Braun with no brains retorted as he walked out of the brig of the ship.
"Alright, alright guys! We'll stop at the closest planet or pit stop; THEN if there's a criminal somewhere, Rocket, you can go nuts." Peter rubbed his forehead with his thumb and index finger. 'I swear sometimes Yondu gave me less headaches than them…'
"Nuts are not Nessicary food, Quill, we need livestock."
"Metaphor Drax, Metap—" Starlord paused when he caught sight of a planet. A very, VERY, familiar blue planet.
"There we go! Cmon Groot, get the bag, we're gonna get us some units!" Rocket grinned, flickering a ear as he twisted at the reloading mechanism on his plasma gun, only glancing up from his own invention when seeing Gamora look out the front of the air craft.
"Isn't that Terra? They don't have the same technology as us, how do you expect to make contact with them?" She pointed to the blue ball, which began to get larger as Auto Pilot still remained on.
"Who cares! We can just find a spot to land, no problem!"
"That's a good way to get shot out the sky." Peter added before taking Auto Pilot off and beginning to navigate.
"Why the hell would Terra do that?!"
"Because flying Air Crafts aren't natural, Rocket! You'll give someone a heart attack!"
"Aren't natural? Quill, you do realize we see them every day on any other planet?"
"Earth don't work the same way, so listen. I'll get us somewhere, then I'll look around. NONE of you come out until then, okay?" Peter looked over his shoulder as Rocket crossed his arms with a huff, as the growing sapling blinked with a smile. "Whatever Quill, don't take your sweet time, because if ya do, I won't promise anythin'!"
Quill shook his head with a sigh as he looked over the surface for a place to land. 'Think Peter J. Quill, think….'. Peter knew that is anyone was going to keep their word, it would be the snarky Raccoon in the back, and last thing he wanted were police losing in a giant laser fight, or even getting killed by either Drax or Gamora. 'Just had to team up with smart alecs and phycos…'
What the Guardians usually do in their free time
"Quill!"
"What Yondu? I swear I didn't touch anything, me and Gamora have been sitting here!"
"Don't assume things yet boy! Besides, I know for a fact Gamora is still in your ship."
"Okay, fine, Gamora's still on the Milano. But I still didn't do anything!" Peter quickly added, as Yondu made his usual unamused face.
"Alright, if you didn't do nuthin', then what happened to my collection, huh?" The blue broad man motioned to his small little collection of trinkets, in which Star lord blinked.
"Ehh, I don't think you'd believe me if I told you what happened..."
"Just spit it out, kid." Yondu rolled his eyes, before looking to Peter expectantly.
"Well, Groot was listening to my new music and got outta Control..." He looked to the little sapling, showing it to Yondu as he now had a bobble head stuck on his own wooden head, which the blue alien laughed.
"He's a cute little bugger, I'll tell ya that!" Yondu cracked a crooked grin as he wanted the sapling look around blindly, the bobble head still didn't budge as Groot now had a Ukalaile girl for a head.
"So, you aren't pissed?"
"Well, we both know that tree got no units to pay back for my collection, so what do you think boy?" Peter's eyebrows lowered in a frown as he silently whined. 'there goes my well earned pay...'. He looked down at the bobble headed tree in its pot, still completely blind on whatever was going on, but Peter had to admit; Groot with a Ukalaile girl head was pretty funny.
Alright, I know this may be short, but hey! I got tons to plan, so I hope you enjoy!
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